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Funny story:  Rio Ferdinand' New Years' Eve samaritan plea!

Rio Ferdinand' New Years' Eve samaritan plea!

A desolate Hotel, near Wigan, UK: New Years Eve, everybody is getting ready for fireworks and champagne. People are getting ready for the BIG party. Then there is a desperate 'TWITter' message picked up by all good Samaritans, by a £115,000-a-we...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract. (BBC Sport) I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll. A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008. (Sunday Mirror) Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 8th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 8th August 2012

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has caught the mood of the country when it comes to cycling, riding a smart new sky-blue bike to City's training ground. (Metro) Rumours he bought the bike from Arsene Wenger for £2 million have been denied by sources at City. AC Milan have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the race to sign Turkish international Nuri Sahin from Real Madrid after Jose Mour...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 5th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 5th August 2012

Northern Premier League side Kendal United have signed a sponsorship deal with a company which makes fake beards. (Metro) Handy for the manager if he needs to sneak away without giving a press conference after a bad defeat. Celtic goalkeeper Fraser Forster has likened HJK Helsinki's artificial surface, where the Scottish champions will perform on Wednesday, to playing in a car park. (Sunday...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: John Terry 'will refuse to shake hands with Patrice Evra'

Euro 2012: John Terry 'will refuse to shake hands with Patrice Evra'

More controversy surrounded former England captain John Terry tonight after he was told of Patrice Evra's comments after England and France shared the points in a 1-1 draw at Euro 2012 Group D opener. Joleon Lescott gave England the lead but Manch...
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Funny story:  "Rio Ferdinand To Play For Ireland In Euro 2012" - Shock Announcement From Verity Warbling-Trollblog

"Rio Ferdinand To Play For Ireland In Euro 2012" - Shock Announcement From Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Out of favour England skipper Rio Ferdinand will be appearing at Euro 2012 - representing the Republic Of Ireland - according to SEN's latest acquisition, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog. "It's all true," Ms Warbling-Trollblog wrote on her website. "...
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Funny story:  Rio Ferdinand Gets Merked by Himself

Rio Ferdinand Gets Merked by Himself

Former England footballer Rio Ferdinand has apparently received a surprise telegram today from Ukraine. from an unlikely source. Ferdinand, currently on holiday in an undisclosed location, received a letter from the English FA. On opening the...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

New England boss Roy Hodgson today proved himself to be the joker in the pack when announcing that he had 'merked' Rio Ferdinand by not calling him up as a replacement for injured Gary Cahill. Cahill picked up a jaw injury in the 1-0 win over Belg...
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Funny story:  Football Association to introduce Centre of Excellence for Handshaking

Football Association to introduce Centre of Excellence for Handshaking

The English FA today announced a multi-million pound investment in a brand new centre of Handshaking as they admitted that English football has fallen behind the world in pre-match handshaking. FA Director of fence sitting, Sir Trevor Fencing CBE...
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Funny story:  Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage's tweets have led to much speculation about his mystery partner on Strictly Come Dancing. The ex-footballer has told followers on Twitter that he would like to 'go through the moves' with stunning pro dancers Natalie Low or Alioni V...
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Funny story:  Rio Ferdinand of Manchester United all smiles

Rio Ferdinand of Manchester United all smiles

Rio Ferdinand is all smiles as he discusses the upcoming season. He admits to having moped around in past summers, worrying about United's future but has decided to 'turn his frown upside down'. Rio is laughing in the faces of all the doubter...
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Funny story:  Rio Ferdinand denies he papped Pippa as was reported in the News of the World

Rio Ferdinand denies he papped Pippa as was reported in the News of the World

Rio Ferdinand is livid this morning after reading a story in the 'soon to be gone' News of the World. He didn't buy the paper but it was shown to him by a neighbour. He is so angry that the journalist in question twisted around what really did h...
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Funny story:  All Quiet On Rio Ferdinand's Twitter Account

All Quiet On Rio Ferdinand's Twitter Account

Sources report little activity recently on Manchester United and England footballer, Rio Ferdinand's Twitter account. Insiders reveal that they're not sure if the reason behind the inactivity is because of fear of hackers, or because of redtop allega...
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Funny story:  Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!

Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!

Rio Ferdinand is being stalked by a perverted female Liverpool fan and now a judge has had to put a restraining order on her to prevent anything happening to Rio and his family. It seems that the female stalker, Mrs Scousie Ibru (name changed for...
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Funny story:  Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea

Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea

The suspicion that Fabio Capello is wanting the Football Association to put him out of his misery and sack him was confirmed today when the beleaguered England boss reinstated John Terry as national captain. The decision to replace Rio Ferdinand a...
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Funny story:  Obama to visit Rio

Obama to visit Rio

President Obama is to pay a visit to Former England captain Rio Ferdinand,so he can get a first hand account of the conflict between Rio and Fabio Capello, the England manager. 'Before we have a UN resolution on this matter' Obama announced 'I wan...
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Funny story:  10 Reasons Why England Were Actually Supposed To Beat Germany

10 Reasons Why England Were Actually Supposed To Beat Germany

1. Wayne Rooney is far more passionate than any German player, as shown by his 'plea' to fans for support after the Algeria game..."Nice to see your own fans booing you, that's what loyal support is, for f***'s sake." No German player would be passionate enough to do that.. 2. England's captain actually had the dignity to get injured after arriving in South Africa. Michael Ballack, take note...
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Funny story:  Rio Ferdinand injury blamed on stray bullet from Cumbria

Rio Ferdinand injury blamed on stray bullet from Cumbria

England captain and star of the classic BAFTA award winning TV show 'Rio Ferdinand's Wind-ups', Rio Ferdinand is out of the 2010 World Cup after suffering a freak injury. Ferdinand was stood on the edge of the penalty box in a training session wi...
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