Washington AC/DC - "Either our Commander-in-Chief has gone completely doolally," former US Senator from Nebraska Chuck Hagel said today, "or I'm misinterpretatin' the subtlety of his response!"
The comments come amid reports that Hagel is in shock...
Hordes of screaming teenage fans and the odd parish priest were disappointed today as they flocked to teenage heartthrob Justin Bieber's website following his announcement of the acquisition of a new penis tone.
While many of the girls were hoping...
Kate Middleton has spoken of her 'surprise' at learning of the existence of a number of messages left by Princess Diana for any future fiancée of William to access as mobile ring tones.
The ring tones are said to take the form of several short nug...
Uptart telco, William Tell, has shocked communications pundits by buying industry giant Vodafone in a straight apples-to-apples stock transaction.
The world's second largest mobile phone operator, Vodafone has badly underperformed in the last year...
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