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Ricky Martin Is 'Proud and Out' At Gay Awards Ceremony

Funny story: Ricky Martin Is 'Proud and Out' At Gay Awards Ceremony

Ricky Martin has come out of the closet and has revealed that he is gay and is proud of it. The singer was once a heart throb and girls swooned over him. It has only be revealed recently that Martin actually is gay. This has come to a shock to his...

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Ricky Martin, Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, and Adam Lambert To Star In A Movie About Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

Funny story: Ricky Martin, Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, and Adam Lambert To Star In A Movie About Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young

LOS ANGELES - The legendary music icons of the late 60s and 70s, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young have all agreed to serve as consultants on a movie about them entitled The True Story of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young - Four Macho Dudes In An Eff...

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Ricky Martin Award

Funny story: Ricky Martin Award

Pop singer Ricky Martin says he's delighted to be receiving an award for coming out last year. In August, Martin finally confirmed long standing suspicions by admitting that he mimed during his last series of sold out concerts and also used a body...

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Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star in "The Three Singing Gay Caballeros"

Funny story: Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star in "The Three Singing Gay Caballeros"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Clay Aiken was sitting in a beauty salon in West Hollywood getting his fingernails manicured when he was asked about the rumor going round that he would be starring in Bandini Burrapelli's epic musical The Three...

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Ricky Martin Snags Starring Role in Upcoming "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

Funny story: Ricky Martin Snags Starring Role in Upcoming "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

In what is being billed as the first feature-length film focusing on the controversial don't ask, don't tell military policy, "Shaving Ryan's Privates" is due out in spring 2011, and its producers have just announced that the starring role has been g...

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Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, and The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law

Funny story: Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, and The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law

PHOENIX - A group of celebrities gathered in the parking lot of a Taco Bell to protest Arizona's new Discrimination Law aimed at protecting employers from angry employees who become irate due to hot sauce being banned in company lunch rooms. Diego...

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Ricky Martin poops donuts

Funny story: Ricky Martin poops donuts

Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin said in an interview with me that since he came out of the closet late last month that he has been really busy. "Everybody just want to have sex with me!" According to Mr. Martin's manager,...

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Kathy Griffin Says She's The One Who Convinced Ricky Martin To Get His A** Out of The Closet

Funny story: Kathy Griffin Says She's The One Who Convinced Ricky Martin To Get His A** Out of The Closet

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kathy Griffin, star of My Life On The D-List says that she is the one who convinced Ricky Martin to come out of the kitchen closet and admit that he's a 'sausage licker.' Griffin who has known Ricky ever since he was 5, and a mem...

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Ricky Martin wants Terrell Owens for 'Dancing With The Stars' and Claims: 'I Am Not a Spitter'!

Funny story: Ricky Martin wants Terrell Owens for 'Dancing With The Stars' and Claims: 'I Am Not a Spitter'!

Embracing the current trend in journalism where news whores and hasbeens strive mightily to get their Hollywood stars etched on the gutter outside Grauman's Ricky Martin announced his choice for a dance partner. "Terrell and I have so much in common;...

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Ricky Martin hopes to on tour with Cheryl Cole as backup dancer!

Funny story: Ricky Martin hopes to on tour with Cheryl Cole as backup dancer!

Ricky Martin is set to be joining Girls Aloud former bandmate Cheryl Cole when she goes on tour later on this month. Ricky is said to have pleaded with Cheryl to be part of her entourage but she had other ideas of her own! Shrieked Chezza: 'Why...

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Glenn Beck Says That Ricky Martin Should Be Gender Tested

Funny story: Glenn Beck Says That Ricky Martin Should Be Gender Tested

NEW YORK CITY - National TV Talk Show Host Glenn Beck stated on his TV program that the ex-Menudo singer Ricky Martin should be gender tested now that he has come out of the Queen Elton John Honorary Closet. Beck said that he has always felt that...

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Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin To Star Int "The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Two Straight Ones"

Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin To Star Int "The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Two Straight Ones"

HOLLYWOOD - Lionsdoor Pictures in association with Cripple Creek Pictures has announced that Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin have been signed to appear in the Monteverdi Brothers production of The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Tw...

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Jesse James and Ricky Martin?

On the same day that woman n°4 revealed herself in the sordid Jessie James affair, Hollywood is hot with the rumor that recently outed Ricky Martin may be the next to come forward. Speculation was heightened when he performed a new revised versio...

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Ricky Martin Says His Former Partner, Clarence Lemonjello, Caused Him To Reveal He Was Gay

Funny story: Ricky Martin Says His Former Partner, Clarence Lemonjello, Caused Him To Reveal He Was Gay

"Clarey was all set to make a big announcement to the press and was even thinking about writing an expose book about our life together so I decided to come out of the closet once and for all", stated Ricky Martin this morning. "Actually, I'm glad...

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Ricky Martin Album Sales Quadruple In San Francisco

Funny story: Ricky Martin Album Sales Quadruple In San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO - Bruce Birdington, owner of The Prancing Pelican Record Shop has reported that since Ricky Martin announced that he had joined the 'Dark Side' his record sales have quadrupled. The newly announced gayette Ricky said that had he know...

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A well known crap Latino singer "Comes Out" and the question remains, who isn't?

Funny story: A well known crap Latino singer "Comes Out" and the question remains, who isn't?

Well we've heard it all before, Rock Hudson, James Dean, Kermit the Frog, Little Britain, George Michael, Miss Piggy, Welsh rugby players, Irish curling players, Tom Cruise, Rasputin, Hitler, Freddy Mercury, Elton John, Boy George, even Casanova had...

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Cameron: Spoof Ricky Martin Spoofs Are a Glorious Example of Self-Regulation at Work

Funny story: Cameron: Spoof Ricky Martin Spoofs Are a Glorious Example of Self-Regulation at Work

'Dave' Cameron, the cool leader of the once-hated UK Conservative party, today held up the leading satirical website The Spoof as a glowing example of how self-regulation can work for good in tomorrow's Britain today. In a speech to leading media...

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I am proud to be Barry, says pop star Ricky Martin

Funny story: I am proud to be Barry, says pop star Ricky Martin

The singer said writing his shopping list had helped him with his decision. Bristol born pub singer Ricky Martin has announced his real name is Barry Mealive, ending years of speculation over his real name. Martin, who has sold more than 6 cds...

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