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Funny story:  Ke$ha and Satan Teaming Up

Ke$ha and Satan Teaming Up

According to music industry sources, pop singer Ke$ha is teaming up with Satan to produce what insiders predict will be the most annoying pop single in history. The song is said to be so insidious and that most people who've heard it have already...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's Pubes are Red!

Justin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's Pubes are Red!

United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act.
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Funny story:  Rick Astley Found Hanged Picture - Animal Rights Protesters Livid and Noddy Holder Embarrassed

Rick Astley Found Hanged Picture - Animal Rights Protesters Livid and Noddy Holder Embarrassed

1980s Pop Star Rick Astley has today found a hanged picture that slipped to the back of his sofa last year. Despite his recent success Mr Astley continues to shun the limelight. Speaking through an interpreter he said "The way I set out my living...
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Funny story:  Self Confessed Bludger - Rick Astley Wants To Comeback - Oh No!

Self Confessed Bludger - Rick Astley Wants To Comeback - Oh No!

God help us, the 80's beat machine singer, Rick Astley wants to make a comeback, but are we ready for it. Rick, remember that redhead nice boy with the funny dance? Your forgiven if you can't as its been nearly 20 years after he quit the music industry - cynical, exhausted and fed up with fame he has decided to have another crack at the big time. Oh brother! He looks old, wrinkled and crinkly.
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Funny story:  Rick Astley makes Michael Jackson comeback!

Rick Astley makes Michael Jackson comeback!

There are reports coming in from various media sources that Rick Astley, an 80's pop star from Great Britain , is to launch his comeback by singing at Michael Jackson's funeral. Astley's Management Company have been tight lipped on the speculation, a...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert - Rick Astley In Disguise?

Adam Lambert - Rick Astley In Disguise?

Ground breaking news from our Hollywood correspondent today suggests that American Idol Adam Lambert could actually be 80s Brit superstar Rick Astley in disguise. Astley and Lambert have reportedly shared characteristics, and although Lambert may...
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Funny story:  Rick Astley "let me down" says inflatable sex doll

Rick Astley "let me down" says inflatable sex doll

Eighties Pop Star and Internet Legend Rick Astley was today accused of abandoning a former latex playmate, after winning his record deal.
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Funny story:  Rick Astley Fine After Fish Delivery Mishap

Rick Astley Fine After Fish Delivery Mishap

80's Pop star Rick Astley says he is fine after an incident at the Fish and Chip shop where he works in Newton-le-Willows. He was hit on the head by box of filleted cod. "It was the delivery man's fault" said Astley rubbing his head "I had been wa...
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Funny story:  Rick Astley May Give Up Chippy Job If Fame Calls Again

Rick Astley May Give Up Chippy Job If Fame Calls Again

Former Pop star Rick Astley who is currently frying up fish and chips at a chippy in Newton-le-Willows says he may consider giving up battering cod and peeling spuds if his 1988 hit 'Never Gonna Give You Up' continues to receive media attention. T...
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Funny story:  Rick Astley to Reform

Rick Astley to Reform

Teenage girls rejoice, 80's pop sensation Rick Astley are set to reform. Reformations of pop wonder-groups is all the rage in the UK of late and it would seem that the members of Rick Astley are ready to cash in.
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Funny story:  Whatever Happened to Johnny Rotten?

Whatever Happened to Johnny Rotten?

What happened to the inspirational punk we all know and love that is Johnny Rotten? After the early 1980's he just seemed to disappear and the punk era seemed to come to a close. A recent confession by one-hit wonder Rick Astley has shocked the...
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