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Take That fans disappointed on the Progress Tour

Funny story: Take That fans disappointed on the Progress Tour

Take That fans as old as thirty-five, have been left disappointed over the latest massive mega-tour from pop sensation Take That. "I queued for twenty-four days," said disgruntled fan, Anna Pronne. "And that was just for tickets. I queued for anot...

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Ke$ha and Satan Teaming Up

Funny story: Ke$ha and Satan Teaming Up

According to music industry sources, pop singer Ke$ha is teaming up with Satan to produce what insiders predict will be the most annoying pop single in history. The song is said to be so insidious and that most people who've heard it have already...

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Justin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's Pubes are Red!

Funny story: Justin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's Pubes are Red!

United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act.

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Rick Astley Found Hanged Picture - Animal Rights Protesters Livid and Noddy Holder Embarrassed

1980s Pop Star Rick Astley has today found a hanged picture that slipped to the back of his sofa last year. Despite his recent success Mr Astley continues to shun the limelight. Speaking through an interpreter he said "The way I set out my living...

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Self Confessed Bludger - Rick Astley Wants To Comeback - Oh No!

God help us, the 80's beat machine singer, Rick Astley wants to make a comeback, but are we ready for it. Rick, remember that redhead nice boy with the funny dance? Your forgiven if you can't as its been nearly 20 years after he quit the music industry - cynical, exhausted and fed up with fame he has decided to have another crack at the big time. Oh brother! He looks old, wrinkled and crinkly.

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Rick Astley makes Michael Jackson comeback!

There are reports coming in from various media sources that Rick Astley, an 80's pop star from Great Britain , is to launch his comeback by singing at Michael Jackson's funeral. Astley's Management Company have been tight lipped on the speculation, a...

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Adam Lambert - Rick Astley In Disguise?

Funny story: Adam Lambert - Rick Astley In Disguise?

Ground breaking news from our Hollywood correspondent today suggests that American Idol Adam Lambert could actually be 80s Brit superstar Rick Astley in disguise. Astley and Lambert have reportedly shared characteristics, and although Lambert may...

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Rick Astley "let me down" says inflatable sex doll

Funny story: Rick Astley "let me down" says inflatable sex doll

Eighties Pop Star and Internet Legend Rick Astley was today accused of abandoning a former latex playmate, after winning his record deal.

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Rick Astley to Reform

Funny story: Rick Astley to Reform

Teenage girls rejoice, 80's pop sensation Rick Astley are set to reform. Reformations of pop wonder-groups is all the rage in the UK of late and it would seem that the members of Rick Astley are ready to cash in.

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Whatever Happened to Johnny Rotten?

Funny story: Whatever Happened to Johnny Rotten?

What happened to the inspirational punk we all know and love that is Johnny Rotten? After the early 1980's he just seemed to disappear and the punk era seemed to come to a close. A recent confession by one-hit wonder Rick Astley has shocked the...

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