Family, friends, and fans of Richard Simmons rejoiced when the missing former fitness guru turned up in a Denver area restaurant known for it's Disney-like portrayal of a Mexican village.
Found living in the back of a cave feature at Casa Bonita,...
LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately John Travolta's name has been in the news more than President Barack Obama and GOP front runner Mitt Romney combined.
But of course none of the stories about the president or Romney have included masseuses, claim...
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Charles Barkley, aka "The Round Mound of Rebound," was in Tuscaloosa visiting his old high school English teacher LaFeesha LaSamba Washington.
According to published reports 48-year-old Charles or "Snuggle Bunny" as he was kn...
NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan.
Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...
LOS ANGELES - Former wrestling great and now wrestling semi-has been Hulk Hogan has agreed to star in the Bellanino Terranini film, in association with Bungalow Pictures The Richard Simmons Story.
Hogan was asked by Barbara Walters why in the worl...
Hollywood announced a new mid-season replacement series that will begin showing on television in January. It is another series based loosely on the famous Laura Ingalls Wilder books. This new show will be based on a non-traditional, politically cor...
Exercise guru Richard Simmons on Oprah Thursday in a "Live Call-In", vehemently denied that he was suffering from hemorrhoids.
"I have some but I don't suffer from them" reported Simmons. In fact, I have fun with my hemorrhoids by talking to them...
A new straight to video version of Wonder Woman was released on DVD and not all of the entertainment industry is happy with the result. The new film is a cartoon, not live action, and features the voice of Keri Russell (Felicity) as the crime fighte...
The famous Anna Nicole Smith DNA (from her baby) has been released and the father of her baby has been determined to be.....exercise guru Richard Simmons. Paternity tests showed a 99.725% chance that Simmons was the biological parent of the child.
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