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Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Funny story: Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Family, friends, and fans of Richard Simmons rejoiced when the missing former fitness guru turned up in a Denver area restaurant known for it's Disney-like portrayal of a Mexican village. Found living in the back of a cave feature at Casa Bonita,...

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John Travolta To Star In The Film "Sissy Shorts - The Richard Simmons Story"

Funny story: John Travolta To Star In The Film "Sissy Shorts - The Richard Simmons Story"

LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately John Travolta's name has been in the news more than President Barack Obama and GOP front runner Mitt Romney combined. But of course none of the stories about the president or Romney have included masseuses, claim...

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Charles Barkley Says That The Rumors About His Involvement In A Menage-A-Trois With Cloris Leachman and Richard Simmons Are Not True

Funny story: Charles Barkley Says That The Rumors About His Involvement In A Menage-A-Trois With Cloris Leachman and Richard Simmons Are Not True

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Charles Barkley, aka "The Round Mound of Rebound," was in Tuscaloosa visiting his old high school English teacher LaFeesha LaSamba Washington. According to published reports 48-year-old Charles or "Snuggle Bunny" as he was kn...

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Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

Funny story: Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan. Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...

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Hulk Hogan To Star In The Leading Role of The Richard Simmons Story

Funny story: Hulk Hogan To Star In The Leading Role of The Richard Simmons Story

LOS ANGELES - Former wrestling great and now wrestling semi-has been Hulk Hogan has agreed to star in the Bellanino Terranini film, in association with Bungalow Pictures The Richard Simmons Story. Hogan was asked by Barbara Walters why in the worl...

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Hollywood Announces San Francisco Based "Little House" Spin-off

Funny story: Hollywood Announces San Francisco Based "Little House" Spin-off

Hollywood announced a new mid-season replacement series that will begin showing on television in January. It is another series based loosely on the famous Laura Ingalls Wilder books. This new show will be based on a non-traditional, politically cor...

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Richard Simmons Denies Having Severe Case Of Hemorrhoids!

Funny story: Richard Simmons Denies Having Severe Case Of Hemorrhoids!

Exercise guru Richard Simmons on Oprah Thursday in a "Live Call-In", vehemently denied that he was suffering from hemorrhoids. "I have some but I don't suffer from them" reported Simmons. In fact, I have fun with my hemorrhoids by talking to them...

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New Wonder Woman Movie Released on DVD

Funny story: New Wonder Woman Movie Released on DVD

A new straight to video version of Wonder Woman was released on DVD and not all of the entertainment industry is happy with the result. The new film is a cartoon, not live action, and features the voice of Keri Russell (Felicity) as the crime fighte...

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Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

The famous Anna Nicole Smith DNA (from her baby) has been released and the father of her baby has been determined to be.....exercise guru Richard Simmons. Paternity tests showed a 99.725% chance that Simmons was the biological parent of the child.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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