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Spicer Approves Stop And Frisk At White House To Catch Leakers

Funny story: Spicer Approves Stop And Frisk At White House To Catch Leakers

Recalling the paranoia of Richard Nixon, White House staff are now subject to so called stop and frisk searches to make sure they are not smuggling out documents or carrying spy devices. The new policy has caused the firing of one long time staffe...

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Trump Has Brain Transplant

Funny story: Trump Has Brain Transplant

Dr. Ronald Speltzer, who is a world famous brain surgeon, said today that President-Elect Donald Trump has received a brain transplant. The surgery lasted 15 hours and twenty minutes. It was performed at the Mar-A-Lago Trump resort. The new brai...

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What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

Funny story: What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

The 16th president of the U.S. may be known as "Honest Abe," but he's been hiding a secret room behind his face on Mount Rushmore. The room is not accessible to the public, but through the use of long-distance, super duper X-ray technology, an int...

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Ghost of President Nixon draws the line at being associated with deflated balls

Funny story: Ghost of President Nixon draws the line at being associated with deflated balls

"It's lazy journalism", the deceased President, Richard Nixon stated, pertaining to the use of "gate" as a suffix to insinuate a conspiracy. "Seriously, do you vultures have any creativity left?" he addressed toward the gathered press. The fo...

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Strange Crop Circle of Richard M. Nixon Found on White House Lawn

Funny story: Strange Crop Circle of Richard M. Nixon Found on White House Lawn

A large crop circle miraculously appeared on the front lawn of the White House overnight Wednesday, Nov. 5, leaving the Washington 'good and great' shaking their heads in disbelief. "I swear, it's a stunning caricature of the head of Richard M. Ni...

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Roman Abramovich is exiled Hollywood director Roman Polanski's son

Funny story: Roman Abramovich is exiled Hollywood director Roman Polanski's son

Aspen, Colorado - Workmen refurbishing Russian mobster Roman Abramovich's Dun-Frackin ski lodge in Wildcat Ridge, Aspen, have recovered hundreds of intact historical documents in a dumpster containing a ton of his shredded personal papers. Among t...

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Queen Elizabeth's Nixon Centenary seance bombs

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth's Nixon Centenary seance bombs

Sandringham, Norfolk - Some Tricky Dicky-shaped hexoplasm has blown the knickers off Queen Elizabeth during an eve-of-centenary seance at Sandringham's Aleister Crowley Memorial Wing. The Nixon apparition materialized following a ouija board messa...

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Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Funny story: Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Yorba Linda, CA - "No wonder they shot JFK, RFK and dastardly JR," a former curator at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum commented as news of the DNA test findings finally broke. Buried under mountains of conspiracy theory dossiers...

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Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Funny story: Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon. Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...

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Dog With Two Assholes Puzzles Mueller and Comey

Funny story: Dog With Two Assholes Puzzles Mueller and Comey

BILLINGSGATE POST: Former FBI Director James Comey, worried about his reputation for lying hurting his book sales, was seen at a Washington watering spot talking to his old friend Robert Mueller, to see if he had any ideas that might help him win...

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Floodgates may open in USA as possible release of Nixon's Testimony is announced

Funny story: Floodgates may open in USA as possible release of Nixon's Testimony is announced

A Federal Judge in Washington has ordered the release, 40 years after the fact, of hundreds of pages of President Nixon's testimony from 1975. On hearing of the possibility of the release of this testimony, many people went into hiding others made...

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Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

Funny story: Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

In recent weeks documents have surfaced proving the existence of Operation Moon-Dog Hoax, perpetrated by the United States Government to fool the world into believing a man was actually sent to the moon, bailout plan should it have been decided to ab...

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21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

Funny story: 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

Last night's edition of 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent was definitely the best yet. Judges Pol Pot, Richard Nixon and Bono were simply knocked out by the array of talent on show at the Stevenage Unspecified Meat Products Abbatoir. P...

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DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

Funny story: DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

In what certainly ranks as one of the more bold and adventurous attempts by anything but proud Watergate era newshound Bob Woodward to once again remind a more or less disinterested world of his once upon a time award-winning, headline-grabbing, jour...

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Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

Funny story: Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

VARINA, Virginia - Snoop Dogg, 50-Cent, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and 2Pac all sing rap music. And the very first singer to ever record a rap song was a white country boy named Jimmy Dean, who back in 1961, had a number one hit with his song "Big John." Y...

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Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

Funny story: Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

A full generation after the Watergate break in and successive cover-up, a new White House tape discovery is adding additional insight and information about former President Richard M. Nixon. This tape reveals that the man reviled as "tricky Dick" go...

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Coincidence? I think not...

Funny story: Coincidence? I think not...

Is it just a coincidence, or do we finally have evidence that history does truly repeat itself? Scientists at the Ridiculous Waste of American Taxpayer Dollars Center for the Discovery of Non Essential and Useless Facts have discovered, in legal r...

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Nixon reckoned Obama 'should have been culled at birth'

Funny story: Nixon reckoned Obama 'should have been culled at birth'

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Disgraced former US President Richard Nixon told former aide Chuck Colson that he believed it was 'necessary' to abort mixed-race babies - in case they grow up to become over-ambitious presidential wannab...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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