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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth's Nixon Centenary seance bombs

Queen Elizabeth's Nixon Centenary seance bombs

Sandringham, Norfolk - Some Tricky Dicky-shaped hexoplasm has blown the knickers off Queen Elizabeth during an eve-of-centenary seance at Sandringham's Aleister Crowley Memorial Wing. The Nixon apparition materialized following a ouija board messa...
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Funny story: Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Yorba Linda, CA - "No wonder they shot JFK, RFK and dastardly JR," a former curator at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum commented as news of the DNA test findings finally broke. Buried under mountains of conspiracy theory dossiers...
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Funny story: Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon. Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...
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Funny story: Dog With Two Assholes Campaigns For Obama And Biden

Dog With Two Assholes Campaigns For Obama And Biden

WASHINGTON: President Barack Obama, worried about his falling approval rating, called Democratic National Committee Chairwoman, Debbie Wasserman Shultz, into the Oval Office yesterday to see if she had any ideas that might help him win back voters i...
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Funny story: Floodgates may open in USA as possible release of Nixon's Testimony is announced

Floodgates may open in USA as possible release of Nixon's Testimony is announced

A Federal Judge in Washington has ordered the release, 40 years after the fact, of hundreds of pages of President Nixon's testimony from 1975. On hearing of the possibility of the release of this testimony, many people went into hiding others made...
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Funny story: Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

In recent weeks documents have surfaced proving the existence of Operation Moon-Dog Hoax, perpetrated by the United States Government to fool the world into believing a man was actually sent to the moon, bailout plan should it have been decided to ab...
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Funny story: 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

Last night's edition of 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent was definitely the best yet. Judges Pol Pot, Richard Nixon and Bono were simply knocked out by the array of talent on show at the Stevenage Unspecified Meat Products Abbatoir. P...
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Funny story: DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

In what certainly ranks as one of the more bold and adventurous attempts by anything but proud Watergate era newshound Bob Woodward to once again remind a more or less disinterested world of his once upon a time award-winning, headline-grabbing, jour...
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Funny story: Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

VARINA, Virginia - Snoop Dogg, 50-Cent, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and 2Pac all sing rap music. And the very first singer to ever record a rap song was a white country boy named Jimmy Dean, who back in 1961, had a number one hit with his song "Big John." Y...
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Funny story: Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

A full generation after the Watergate break in and successive cover-up, a new White House tape discovery is adding additional insight and information about former President Richard M. Nixon. This tape reveals that the man reviled as "tricky Dick" go...
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Funny story: Coincidence? I think not...

Coincidence? I think not...

Is it just a coincidence, or do we finally have evidence that history does truly repeat itself? Scientists at the Ridiculous Waste of American Taxpayer Dollars Center for the Discovery of Non Essential and Useless Facts have discovered, in legal r...
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Funny story: Nixon reckoned Obama 'should have been culled at birth'

Nixon reckoned Obama 'should have been culled at birth'

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Disgraced former US President Richard Nixon told former aide Chuck Colson that he believed it was 'necessary' to abort mixed-race babies - in case they grow up to become over-ambitious presidential wannab...
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Funny story: Ghost Of Nixon Tries To Possess Blagojevich - Exorcism Needed

Ghost Of Nixon Tries To Possess Blagojevich - Exorcism Needed

It was a horrendous scene on stage at the Oprah show. Disgraced Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich had just been introduced to the audience when suddenly his eyes were filled with a strange, luminously evil, inhuman look and he started speaking with a...
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Funny story: Frost Nixon star reveals sequels

Frost Nixon star reveals sequels

Michael Sheen, the OBE'd British actor currently staring with Frank Langella in the multi-Oscar-nominated US film Frost Nixon, has let slip that he has signed up for a series of sequels. The first of these - 'Blair Nixon' reprises Sheen's role o...
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Funny story: Sir David Frost reveals Nixon interview secrets

Sir David Frost reveals Nixon interview secrets

Following the recent release of the "Frost/Nixon" movie, which recounts the interviews in which Sir David Frost interviewed former President Nixon in 1977, Sir David has today recalled some of the lesser known parts of the interview saga. Frost fi...
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Funny story: Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

It is already well known that Nixon and Cheney are the same person, but no one expected the death of Watergate's Deep Throat informer to yield this new blockbuster of a revelation about these infamous ball breakers. Hidden in Deep Throat's pape...
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Funny story: New Secret Nixon Tapes Reveal that Dick Cheney Was Dick Nixon and Vice-Versa

New Secret Nixon Tapes Reveal that Dick Cheney Was Dick Nixon and Vice-Versa

The two biggest Dicks in US modern history always seemed to have alot in common : Paranoia, potty mouth, vindictive and immoral have been words chosen often to described both. A new set of Nixon White House tapes and revolutionary voice identific...
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Funny story: Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...
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