A doctor has discovered that disgraced former Sky Sports anchor, Richard Keys, is in fact more ape than man.
The discovery came when the fifty year old was undergoing his routine hair removal procedure. The doctor, who has been treating Mr. Keys f...
Thinking Woman's sexist Richard Keys has admitted in a frank interview with Fuchsia Magazine that he does not really get the world.
The self pitying Football Pundit, away from the protection of Andy Gray cut a figure unsure of his place in the wo...
To counteract the recent signing by rival talkSport of 'Randy Andy" Gray and Dick Noo-keys, Sky Sports wasted no time in replacing the sexually incorrect pair with Soccer's hottest on air couple Shuttlecock & Andrews!
The couple will be repris...
Soccer mad Italians are to be given a taste of British style soccer reporting and TV presentation. Andy Gray and Richard Keys have been hired by Silvio Berlusconi to front the new Mediaset soccer schedule.
When asked whether the past antics of Gra...
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