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Former Top Gear Trio Sign Up For New Amazon Prime Show

Funny story: Former Top Gear Trio Sign Up For New Amazon Prime Show

After months of speculation, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond have bitten the bullet and agreed to front a show for Amazon on a three year deal. The new show has the working title, 'Three Middle Aged Boy Racers In Ill Fitting Denim B...

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Back In Gear: The new Jeremy Clarkson motoring show!

Funny story: Back In Gear: The new Jeremy Clarkson motoring show!

Back In Gear HQ, London: Jeremy Clarkson BACK to present live shows to avoid paying out £10million in refunds to angry fans. Jeremy Clarkson will front the 'Back in Gear' Live World Tour, with Richard Hammond and James May, which is set to make more...

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Jeremy Clarkson sacking will bring about the end of the BBC!

Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson sacking will bring about the end of the BBC!

LONDON, England: Today the death knell of the BBC has been rung! The sacking of Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, will reap the whirlwind of people destroying their television sets! In what appears to be a move that will be an earth quake in...

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Top Gear review the new car range from Sparks and Mensa

Funny story: Top Gear review the new car range from Sparks and Mensa

Sparks and Mensa, better known for their high street stores for the cleverest of clever clogs, has branched out from branches into the automotive industry. "We're quite excited about this new range from S&M," said Jeremy Clarkson, who had tes...

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Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Funny story: Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Driving Daily - Britain's favourite car mad mag for over 50 years - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CLARKSON AND RICHARD HAMMOND AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SMUGGLING 400 JARS OF ELEPHANT SPERM IN THE BACK OF A 1982 FORD CORTINA IN INDIA. Learners be warned, your dreams of owning and driving your own car are about to be pulverised! As of 1st January 2013 budding motorists will be force...

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Total Wipeout Replacement Faces Vigilante Action

Funny story: Total Wipeout Replacement Faces Vigilante Action

Underground television pressure group TV Repair Man is threatening to disrupt production of the BBC's proposed replacement for Saturday evening entertainment show Total Wipeout. BBC1 has announced that it is lining up Wipeout presenter Richard Ham...

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BBC Axes Total Wipeout - TV Repair Man Promises Repercussions

Funny story: BBC Axes Total Wipeout - TV Repair Man Promises Repercussions

Shadowy TV vigilante group TV Repair Man has promised to take action over the BBC's decision to axe a popular Saturday show. The corporation announced last week that it was cancelling Total Wipeout after six series. Fronted by Richard Hammond a...

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Total Wipeout Unrewarded - TV Repair Man Warns BAFTA

Funny story: Total Wipeout Unrewarded - TV Repair Man Warns BAFTA

A shadowy vigilante organisation has issued a warning to the voters at the British Academy of Film & Television ahead of their awards show on Sunday. TV Repair Man, the underground group pledged to ridding TV schedules of reality shows and rub...

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Dr Fox resigns, Richard Hammond to replace him

Funny story: Dr Fox resigns, Richard Hammond to replace him

Magic FM Dj Neil "Foxy" Fox has been forced to resign from his job as Defence Secretary today amid allegations about his inappropriate relationship with friend and advisor Verity Adam. Prime Minister David Cameroon acted quickly to appoint a replacem...

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"Top Gear is not too expensive" says Hammond

Funny story: "Top Gear is not too expensive" says Hammond

Richard Hammond, former star of TV children's series Tales From the Riverbank and presenter of Top Gear and almost every television programme made since, has today hit back at critics who say that Top Gear is costing too much and needs to be more eco...

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Hamster on Mars?

Television presenter Richard Hammond is set to become the first man to set foot on Mars in an ambition project unveiled today. Hammond, presenter of BBC's Top Gear, Total Wipeout, Hamster on Food, Hamster on Toast and Hamster On The Job, will be...

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Total Wipeout Returns - Praise For BBC From TV Repair Man

Funny story: Total Wipeout Returns - Praise For BBC From TV Repair Man

Viewers throughout the UK were eagerly anticipating the return of two quality Saturday programmes today. Season six of Doctor Who was scheduled to resume after its US-style mid-season break. But, more importantly, Total Wipeout was set to return w...

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Top Gear Faked Claim

Funny story: Top Gear Faked Claim

The international hit BBC motoring and lads TV favourite 'Top Gear' has come under attack for fakery. According to BBC insiders, host Jeremy Clarkson (51) is a vegan, drives a Prius and is a member of 'Friends of the Earth'. "Jeremy hates his p...

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Top Gear Back For Seventeenth Season - Was It Ever Away?

Funny story: Top Gear Back For Seventeenth Season - Was It Ever Away?

Popular motoring programme, Top Gear, returns to BBC2 this evening for its 17th season. Presented by Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, the show is BBC2's most popular programme and it's best-selling show around the world. It conti...

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BBC "Top Gear" given OK to insult Mexicans update

Funny story: BBC "Top Gear" given OK to insult Mexicans update

The UK TV watchdog Ofcom has given popular BBC television programme "Top Gear" their permission and blessings to insult the Mexicans. However, the Mexican-insulting contract from the BBC failed to mention the other conditions connected with this p...

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Top Gear 2011, budget cuts announced

Funny story: Top Gear 2011, budget cuts announced

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May will return for a new series of Top Gear in the New Year, but the popular motoring magazine show will be the subject of severe budget cuts. "We will not be replacing the Stig," said show producer Morr...

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Top Gear Trashy Travellers Tales

Funny story: Top Gear Trashy Travellers Tales

The "Top Gear" trio of twats, Hammond, May and Clarkson are not happy chappies. Shouting, as usual, Hammond, who makes up for his petiteness by shouting louder than anyone else declared, "This can't be right, these stranded tourists have got better s...

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Jeremy Clarkson,: I never had a hero, I always wanted one, now my hopes, wishes and dreams are in tatters.

Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson,: I never had a hero, I always wanted one, now my hopes, wishes and dreams are in tatters.

BBC, Top Gear, reports with regret the hospitalisation of Mr Jeremy Clarkson, chief dumbass presenter and almost loudest shouter. Hammond, loudest presenter, (for that is how he is addressed by his public school colleagues) is unable to go on alone.

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