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Julia Roberts To Star In The 'Pretty Woman' Sequel Titled 'Pretty Grandmother'

Funny story: Julia Roberts To Star In The 'Pretty Woman' Sequel Titled 'Pretty Grandmother'

HOLLYWOOD - After 23 years Julia Roberts has finally agreed to appear in the sequel to the very successful 1990 motion picture Pretty Woman. In the 1990 film Julia starred as Vivian Ward, a Los Angeles prostitute and Richard Gere starred as Edward...

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Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Funny story: Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...

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Cindy Crawford And Mole To Separate

Funny story: Cindy Crawford And Mole To Separate

Forgotten 90's pin up and Richard Gere's former squeeze Cindy Crawford has confirmed that she is splitting with her mole of forty-six years. It's not the first high profile split for Crawford. She and Gere, who's middle name is Tiffany, got divorc...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In "The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell"

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In "The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell"

LOS ANGELES - Lion's Face Films in association with The Monteverdi Brothers and TouchRock Films has announced that they are currently in production on the vampire-culinary epic The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell. The movie is set in the...

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Richard Gere Excited About The Possibilities Of Bum Steers Over Gerbils

Funny story: Richard Gere Excited About The Possibilities Of Bum Steers Over Gerbils

Richard Gere, star of such movies as Pretty Woman and American Gigolo, is an aging Hollywood actor seeking new vitality and new film roles. He is also probably most well known for the famous "gerbil incident." While doing research for a part in t...

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Richard Gere To Star In "The Gerbil Whisperer"

Funny story: Richard Gere To Star In "The Gerbil Whisperer"

Richard Gere has signed to star in a new movie called "The Gerbil Whisperer." Filming is set to begin next month in Hollywood. Most of the movie will be shot on set, with the only location filming scheduled for Gere's favorite "tunnel of love."...

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Tom Cruise To Star In Ishtar Remake

Funny story: Tom Cruise To Star In Ishtar Remake

Tom Cruise, the man who believes that everything he touches turns to gold, will star in a remake of the 80's bomb Ishtar. The film is generall considered one of the worst ever made and starred generally bankable Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty.

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Gere Detained in Cavy Cavity Contraband Controversy

Funny story: Gere Detained in Cavy Cavity Contraband Controversy

NEW YORK CITY, NY, USA Actor Richard Gere was arrested by United States customs officials at New York's J F Kennedy International Airport on suspicion of smuggling following a Transatlantic flight which arrived late this afternoon. Gere had near...

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Gerbils: The Other White Meat

Funny story: Gerbils: The Other White Meat

Researchers have determined that gerbils, hampsters, guinea pigs, mice, rats, and other rodents are high in essential vitamins and nutrients and may be the perfect food. Eight ounces of roasted gerbil meat contains all of the required ingredients to...

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Shilpa Shetty Shares Secret Saucy Secrets

Funny story: Shilpa Shetty Shares Secret Saucy Secrets

Bollywood babe Shilpa Shetty has shared some of her most intimate secrets recipes for making sauces with Hollywood gerbil-fancier Richard Gere. The Indian hottie got all steamy - over a big pot - with the Officer and a Gentleman star while...

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Gerbil and Richard Gere Nominated for Awards for Nights in Rodent-he

Funny story: Gerbil and Richard Gere Nominated for Awards for Nights in Rodent-he

Author of potboilers, Nicholas Sparks entered new turf when he penned the boy meets rodent, boy loses rodent (up his ass) and then boy really loses rodent (dead you know). Now the incredible love journey of a gerbil up the rear view of a Hollywood st...

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Richard Gere Now California's Biggest Gerbil Breeder

Funny story: Richard Gere Now California's Biggest Gerbil Breeder

Actor Richard Gere has now gained the distinction of being the largest breeder of gerbils. The small animals are sold in pet stores for pets and as food for snakes and other reptiles. They are also used in scientific experiments and drug testing.

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Jerry the gerbil to pass through human body

Funny story: Jerry the gerbil to pass through human body

A young gerbil named "Jerry" will be ingested by its owner and pass through the man's body, a fantastic voyage that may result in a Guinness World Record, of note.

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Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

Funny story: Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

A Beijing woman recently burned her new husband alive for not washing his feet before going to bed.

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Richard Gere Found 'Not Guilty' Of Obscenity, 'Guilty' Of Obscurity

Funny story: Richard Gere Found 'Not Guilty' Of Obscenity, 'Guilty' Of Obscurity

The Indian Supreme Court has thrown out a legal case which accused has-been Hollywood actor Richard Gere of obscene behaviour, ruling instead, that he is not 'obscene' but &...

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Sub Continent of India dissapears up Richard Gere's backside

Funny story: Sub Continent of India dissapears up Richard Gere's backside

The Earth lost almost 1/6th of it's population today following a disaster involving former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere.

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Richard Gere kiss more harmful to India than AIDS!

Mumbai, India, despite several weeks having passed since the Shilpa Shetty thing in India, blah blah blah, yawn….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ..er wassat?!!...

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Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

Funny story: Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

In a shock announcement, actor Richard Gere's agent has announced that the star of such romantic films as "Pretty Woman" is to receive coaching on etiquette from English former nanny and Bad Girl of Celebrity Big Brothe...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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