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Funny story: Shock Discovery by Dawkins, Pinker: It's All Socially Constructed

Shock Discovery by Dawkins, Pinker: It's All Socially Constructed

A group of prominent evolutionary scientists, once previously fiercely opposed to the po-mo pretensions of well-tenured intellectuals, have now been suitably chastened by a recent scandalous discovery. Yes… time, gravity and even cheesy Doritos are actually social constructed™ after all. Kein Scheisse Scherlock, it's the Absolute Truth! Genial and witty project leader Professor Richard...
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Funny story: God Announces Resignation on Twitter

God Announces Resignation on Twitter

Mr Lord God or 'The' Lord God has today announced his intention to step down from his role of being God for an indefinite amount of time. The news broke on God's official Twitter account and it had been expected for a number of weeks. He is due t...
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Funny story: Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

[Writers note: In the interests of spoofery, I will add some of my own comments. However the reader should know that the original article is available online, and could have literally been published on this website unedited, and remain spoof worthy.] Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many...
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Funny story: David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Following on from yesterdays evolution bullshit that humans were growing taller with bigger penii, Sir David Attenborough has now announced a halt to human evolution. The surprise move, where evolution is an unguided genetic phenomena moulded by n...
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Funny story: MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

MC Dawkins strives for pop career!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot MC Dickie Dawkins, has today befuddled his swathe of bleating disciples by unveiling his previously hidden desire to be a pop star. At a recent Saatchi and Saatchi sermon, he broke off and left the sta...
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Funny story: Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Richard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is yet again making the headlines. During a debate, Dawkins is asked "how do you justify scientific method?", to which Dawkins reels of a list of scientifically provable examples, such...
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Funny story: 'Big Bang' ages 80 million years in single day

'Big Bang' ages 80 million years in single day

Fans of utter bollocks are today enraptured by the news that people posing as scientists are claiming that the universe is 80 million years older today than stated yesterday. According to George Esfthathiou, "There's less stuff that we don't under...
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Funny story: Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Russian scientists have drilled through layers of antarctic ice and taken samples from a lake believed to be - by them - 15 million years old. On analysis, these new lifeforms remain as bacteria, rather than growing limbs, heads, breasts, eyes, no...
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Funny story: Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr...
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Funny story: Texas vet says DNA proves Bigfoot is part human, 'At least his penis is'

Texas vet says DNA proves Bigfoot is part human, 'At least his penis is'

DALLAS, Texas (ABSNN) - Texas, long the foe of evolution, is back in the news today thanks to a report from a Texas veterinarian who told reporters that DNA samples prove that the legendary "Bigfoot is part human-well, at least Bigfoot's penis is hum...
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Funny story: The truth is out there - or rather it isn't!

The truth is out there - or rather it isn't!

UFO nuts are seemingly seeing the light of day and slowly realising that aliens do not exist after all. Association for the Scientific Study of Anomalous Phenomena (Assap), has reported a 96% drop in UFO sightings since 1988. Of those sightings 98...
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Funny story: Pluck Me! Jurassic Park to be refilmed exclusive!

Pluck Me! Jurassic Park to be refilmed exclusive!

According to 'scientists' one of the dinosaurs depicted in the groundbreaking film Jurassic Park, didn't have scales but feathers!! Bungling buffoons had originally said that Ornithomimids, the OSTRICH LIKE dinosaur had a scaly skin, and so that i...
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Funny story: More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

More evolution hokum - 20 million year 'tweak'

The lie of evolution has again been exposed by, you guessed it, evolutionists! The latest in a series of flies in various ointments is courtesy of an article summarised in 'Nature Reviews Genetics'. It would seem that the 'molecular clock' runs...
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Funny story: Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Evolution geeks are today enraptured by the latest plot twist in their mythology. For years, fibbing 'professors' such as atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins have been spreading the tale that snakes originated from the se...
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Funny story: Leave the pigeons alone! Dawkins on the warpath again

Leave the pigeons alone! Dawkins on the warpath again

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is again angry, this time not at God, or genuine scientists but his next door neighbour. Apparently, his neighbour has installed some harmless spikes in his own trees, to help prevent p...
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Funny story: 100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

100 Caravaggio sketches found, Evolutionists wet their pants!

The fantasy world of evolution is celebrating following the surprise find of 100 Caravaggio sketches found in a castle in Milan. It is estimated that the haul is worth in the region of £560 million pounds. Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crac...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design say evolution isn't science

Intelligent Design say evolution isn't science

Intelligent Design, the misguided collection of anti-science collaborators, have finally laid out their reasons for thinking that evolution is not science. "Science is the constant revising of cherished theories based on new evidence that comes in...
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Funny story: Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Breaking 30 million year old news! Evolution 'revised' again!

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story. Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...
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