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The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

Funny story: The United Nations Has Instructed North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Disarm All of His Missiles

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has just received an email from the United Nations informing him that he is to disarm every one of his missiles by 11:59 pm, Monday, April 28. They stress th...

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African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

Funny story: African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...

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North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un was recently offended at a remark that a reporter from New Zealand TV had made where he stated that he needed to lose about 45 pounds. So in order to show his disfavor the North Korean leader decided to fire on...

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Kim Jong Un Reveals His 2014 New Year's Resolution

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals His 2014 New Year's Resolution

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un rang in the new year with a bang (no pun intended) as he spoke to the people of North Korea via an Anderson Cooper-Kathy Griffin New Year's Eve type television show. Kim Jong Un first thanke...

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Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Megyn Kelly - Sends Her 500 Pounds of Rice

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Megyn Kelly - Sends Her 500 Pounds of Rice

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea, has stated that there is nothing he likes more than a feisty woman who is not afraid to show the world that she can be gorgeously beautiful and have a set of balls as well. Kim Jong...

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Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un says that he cannot believe all the hullabaloo that is going on in America regarding Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty clan. Kim Jong Un spoke with The Rice Paddy National News A...

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Bolivia Responds To Kim Jong Un's Invasion Threat

Funny story: Bolivia Responds To Kim Jong Un's Invasion Threat

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Bolivian President Montero Santa-Cantina is said to be very upset with the recent threats made by North Korean leader Kim Jong Un which were directed at his country. Kim Jong Un remarked that he is prepared to invade the South Am...

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The Shockingly Amazing Truth About Lint

Funny story: The Shockingly Amazing Truth About Lint

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering has just come out with a shocking finding regarding everyday household lint. Agency spokesperson Naomi Belle McDibbing remarked that research studies were recently conducted at Windy City Communit...

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Japanese quake has surprising benefits

Funny story: Japanese quake has surprising benefits

Tokyo - Chief Cabinet Secretary Yuk E. Dano told told reporters at a press conference this afternoon that radioactive materials released from Japanese reactors are not harmful to human health. "It's like our rice. Our rice does not make you fat. Just look at our people. Like our rice, our radioactive materials are good for you. They make you healthy. People pay a lot of money to get radiat...

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Scientists have discovered that The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice

Funny story: Scientists have discovered that The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice

Scientists, who have been studying The Great Wall of China in an effort to discover how it has lasted so long without crumbling, now release their latest finding.....bricks are held together by sticky rice. Apparently, sticky rice was fed to worke...

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Rice Beer Zombies

This morning the CIA announced they had uncovered a plot launched by the republic of China designed to change the balance of world power. It was revealed that recently discovered documents told of a plot to dramatically raise China's rice exports wh...

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Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

Funny story: Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

The hastily convened press conference in which Wayne Rooney was supposed to prove to the world that he does not "hate" rice, descended into farce earlier today in Valencia, Spain. In front of a throng of reporters and photographers from around th...

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Rice shortage having no effect in Britain

Funny story: Rice shortage having no effect in Britain

It's official. The Rice shortage in Britain is having no noticeable effect on the economy. Many economists thought that with Condoleezza Rice not having been seen in the UK for several months, this might be having a severe effect on the economy. H...

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Rice For Cambodia Campaign Launched

Funny story: Rice For Cambodia Campaign Launched

Today, a new charity was launched to provide rice for Cambodia, and its organisers cleverly called it Rice For Cambodia. The charity aims to encourage Cambodians to grow and harvest rice, and then send it to America and Australia, where Americans...

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Theatre review from Websmuggler: "Evita"

Funny story: Theatre review from Websmuggler: "Evita"

Our Arts critic Ben Dover reviews the musical "Evita" by Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice:...

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Dateline 2105: Jerry Rice Announces Retirement From NFL

Funny story: Dateline 2105: Jerry Rice Announces Retirement From NFL

Dateline: 2105 Wide Receiver Jerry Rice announced his retirement today after playing for 120 years in the NFL for all 84 teams.

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China Hates Rice.

"How come the United States selects a a dish so high in the glycemic index as a selector on the bottom of the pyramid?"...

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Crackle, of famed trio Snap, Crackle, and Pop, dies

Funny story: Crackle, of famed trio Snap, Crackle, and Pop, dies

Crackle, of the famed trio that graced Rice Krispie boxes for decades, has passed away, a company spokesman said today.

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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