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Funny story: After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After getting the Bills within striking distance of their rival the New York Jets in a 37-31 shootout, Rex Ryan took appropriate action, firing Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman. "I didn't bring my loser brother in here to tank the defense, only...
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Funny story: Rex Ryan Behind IK Enemkpali Breaking Geno Smith's Jaw

Rex Ryan Behind IK Enemkpali Breaking Geno Smith's Jaw

It appears that there is more to the story of IK Enemkpali breaking Geno Smith's jaw than we were first led to believe. Sources originally reported that the linebacker had "sucker-punched" Smith over $600 that the Jet's quarterback had owed him. The...
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Funny story: The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Although they are known as the New York Jets, they actually play in New Jersey. And as Winthrop F. Fickenschultz, noted mathematical genius once said, "Go figure." The Jets are certainly flying high as last week they...
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Funny story: Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.
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Funny story: Mark Sanchez: the Puddy Tatt on Rex Ryan

Mark Sanchez: the Puddy Tatt on Rex Ryan

Many have seen the bearded lady in the circus, but that may not hold a candle to seeing Rex Ryan with a tattoo on his bicep. We are not quite at the level of Colin Kaepernick, with long passages of the Bible being flung like Elmer Gantry at the at...
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Funny story: New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

NEW YORK CITY - Many hardcore Jets fans were stunned to hear that Coach Rex Ryan managed to get by Black Monday without losing his job. In fact Las Vegas oddsmakers were giving 3 to 1 odds that Coach "Footsie" Ryan would be turning in the key to h...
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Funny story: T-Rex Ryan to Star in Remake of Jurassic Park

T-Rex Ryan to Star in Remake of Jurassic Park

Rex Ryan denied the major news story that he wanted to leave the New York Jets. T-Rex Ryan, the vociferous scene-stealer and setting chewer, insisted he would be a Jet for life. No one had the heart to tell him that not even Leonard Bernstein bel...
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Funny story: Rex Ryan Versus Bill Belichick: It's Only a Game

Rex Ryan Versus Bill Belichick: It's Only a Game

Rex Ryan did the unthinkable. He defended this week's opposing coach to media criticism. Hearing that Coach Bill Belichick was under withering attack for playing Rob Gronkowski in garbage minutes. When a star player is seriously injured during a g...
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Funny story: Rex Ryan and Bill Belichick: Overrated and Underwhelmed

Rex Ryan and Bill Belichick: Overrated and Underwhelmed

A top-secret poll by a well-known sports magazine asked over 100 NFL players to name (anonymously) the most overrated coach in football. Hands down, Rex Ryan won the prize. Not since Norma Desmond came down those stairs for her closeup has there b...
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Funny story: Rex Ryan Puts Aside Hot Sauce and Goes for the Main Entree

Rex Ryan Puts Aside Hot Sauce and Goes for the Main Entree

Rex Ryan's diet has left him with a hunger for victory. The Head Coach of the New York Jets has been microwaved to a crisp with another controversy. This week he apologized for saying he wanted to put "hot sauce" on Reggie Bush, which led to the J...
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Funny story: New York Jets' Tim Tebow Says He'll Play Any Position

New York Jets' Tim Tebow Says He'll Play Any Position

NEW YORK CITY - Jets coach Rex Ryan stated that the Jets will be without two of their running backs when they pull into Foxborough, Massachusetts to take on the New England Patriots. He was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily a...
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Funny story: Terrell Owens Wants To Be A New York Jet

Terrell Owens Wants To Be A New York Jet

NEW YORK CITY - The habitual troublemaker and pathological whiner known as "T.O" (Terrell Owens) says that he wants to be given a third or fourth chance to show that he can still play and compete in the NFL. Owens, who made over $66 million during...
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Funny story: Rex Ryan: the New Ralph Kramden

Rex Ryan: the New Ralph Kramden

Rex Ryan is under fire. The fans and media are growing weary of his humor, his bluster, and his arrogance. After pronouncing that his semi-successful team would go to the playoffs, Rex watched as they promptly went out and lost to the New York Gia...
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Funny story: Rex Ryan Complains that Wes Welker's Statistics Should be Cut in Half

Rex Ryan Complains that Wes Welker's Statistics Should be Cut in Half

After defeating the San Diego Chargers in a thrilling comeback, New York Jets head coach, Rex Ryan, in a press conference refused to talk about his team's accomplishments on the field and instead garnered his sites on his division rival, the New Engl...
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Funny story: Foot Fetish Looms Big For Jets As Ryan Calls on Last Second Field Goal to Beat Colts!

Foot Fetish Looms Big For Jets As Ryan Calls on Last Second Field Goal to Beat Colts!

Jet's Coach Rex Ryan relied on his foot fetish again to pull out a last second win against hated rival Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC playoff game when kicker Nick Folk put one through the uprights for a 17-16 win with no time...
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Funny story: Massage a Trois, Foot Fetish , Tripping, & Penis Mail Continue to Dog Jets!

Massage a Trois, Foot Fetish , Tripping, & Penis Mail Continue to Dog Jets!

Continued reports of rampant bizarre behaviour involving sex, randy activities, and uncontrolled orgies involving jock straps, athletic socks and flip flops follow the Jets as they prepare for this weeks playoff game against the Colts & Peyton...
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Funny story: It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

MANHATTAN - Rex Ryan the head football coach of the NFL New York Jets was spotted in Macy's Department Store. He was asked by a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, Gingerbread Matchaletti why he was in the store. The Jets coach replie...
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Funny story: Jet's Ryan Enters Rehab for Sole Food Addiction; Can't Shake Insatiable Desire for "Pigs Feet!"

Jet's Ryan Enters Rehab for Sole Food Addiction; Can't Shake Insatiable Desire for "Pigs Feet!"

The NY Jets continue to 'step in it' with the latest foot related incident involving Corpulent Coach Rex Ryan as he enters rehab to try to cure his recently exposed "Foot Fetish" after videos on fetish sites allegedly depict the delectable toes of...
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