Denver, Colorado - In the town where Bill Cosby lived at the start of his career, the disgraced comedian and TV star was under heavy security in a private hospital room after fracturing his hip.
An anonymous source familiar with Cosby's care at S...
New Jersey legislative investigators had a rather unpleasant surprise this morning, no toilet paper in their restrooms. In fact there was not a roll to be found within 10 blocks of the capital said security guard Buford Hillis "I don't know what happ...
DANBURY, Conn. (AP) - Police say a Danbury woman and a surgeon were charged after her 39 year old husband was punished with an electric shock device implanted in his penis intended to end a long-time affair.
Forty-three-year-old Yolanda Montanez i...
The first time gangsters hired a cat burglar to find Maria Santos Gorrostieta's cat, but the cat escaped untouched.
That was in 2009, when she was mayor of Tiquicheo, a small town in the Mexican state of Michoacan, which has seen some of the most...
Sibling rivalry and bird shit
If you are anything at all like me (thank God if you're not!), there are days when you just know something is going to fall out of the sky and it is going to land on you, personally, out of all the billions of people on the planet.
Yesterday, I spent the entire day in a building devoted to keeping records that only people like me have any interest or reason to...
Posh south coast gardener, Rose Pruner, was angered when an e-mail she had sent to her son's girlfriend was put on the internet. Below is her response.
When I send you an e-mail pointing out your shortcomings in the manners department I don't expe...
Pasadena, CA. - An unemployed physicist with over twenty years of experience working for the Air Force and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory on top secret projects was arrested this weekend after breaking into the JLP computer network and deliberately se...
Professor McNerdy, concluding a 30-year study on the composition of bitterness, hate and spite, has discovered that revenge is sweet as lollipops.
Working from his local laboratory, Prof. McNerdy carefully selected test subjects Mary and Tom (name...
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