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Reverend Al Sharpton Wants Weathermen To Stop Saying Black Ice and Use The Term Non-White Ice Instead

Funny story: Reverend Al Sharpton Wants Weathermen To Stop Saying Black Ice and Use The Term Non-White Ice Instead

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one who loves being in the national spotlight more than Reverend Al Sharpton, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Reverend Al, as Vice-President Biden likes to refer to him, recently...

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Ann Coulter's "Take Back The N-Word" Stirs Controversy

WASHINGTON DC - Political commentator, conservative author, and part-time Skeletor stunt double, Ann Coulter has once again found herself the center of an internet controversy. Ms. Coulter's new program "ADD THE R", focused on re-repurposing the word...

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Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

Funny story: Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

WASHINGTON - The Rev. Al Sharpton announced Friday that he will lead a national "Lets Bomb England day" in 100 cities this weekend in protest at what he claims is the British Royal Families blatant naming the future King after Floridian stand you...

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The Reverend Al Sharpton Suggests That George Zimmerman May Want To Move To Afghanistan Where He'll Be Safe

Funny story: The Reverend Al Sharpton Suggests That George Zimmerman May Want To Move To Afghanistan Where He'll Be Safe

NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton stood in front of the Statue of Liberty and said that the jury has spoken and now the people must obey what the jury has said no matter how they may feel. The reverend who is no stranger to controversy told Sin...

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Obama Pot Calls Kettle White: Afro-American White President Charges Hispanic White Man With Racial Mayhem

BILLINGSGATE POST - It doesn't get any more confusing than this. When was the last time you heard an Afro-American white man charge a Hispanic-white man with racial mayhem? Sounds like a nomenclature race war except for the fact that both men have the same skin color, or nearly so. For some, the fact that the New York Times referred to George Zimmerman, the man who admits killing Trayvon Marti...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

NEW YORK CITY - The entertainment news media publication Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Reverend Al Sharpton is extremely upset at the fact that the very first person to be eliminated from this years edition of Dancing With The Stars was Metta...

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Herman Cain Says He Wants President Obama Impeached - Rev. Al Sharpton Says He Wants Herman Cain Deported To Africa

Funny story: Herman Cain Says He Wants President Obama Impeached - Rev. Al Sharpton Says He Wants Herman Cain Deported To Africa

NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton has been keeping a rather low profile ever since the big New York Yankees - New York Mets Resin Bag Scandal of this past April. But that has now changed as the outspoken reverend has come out swinging at a stat...

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One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

Funny story: One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

LOS ANGELES - One of this years American Idol contestants who has become an early on favorite and the choice of many AI viewers to make it to the finals is Jacob "Smiley Face" Lusk. But Lusk has been told by the shows producers that he needs to to...

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Sarah Palin's Shocking Announcement - "It Will Be Palin & Beck In 2012"

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Shocking Announcement - "It Will Be Palin & Beck In 2012"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what has been billed as the largest gathering of white folks since the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck proved that they can hip and hop and rip and rap like the best hip hoppin' rip rappers in the...

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Naomi Campbell, Kanye West, and Chris Brown To Star In "The Three Stooges Come To Harlem"

Funny story: Naomi Campbell, Kanye West, and Chris Brown To Star In "The Three Stooges Come To Harlem"

HARLEM - The Reverend Al Sharpton, unofficial mayor of Harlem, has said that the rumors are true. Naomi Campbell, Kanye West, and Chris Brown will all be starring in The Three Stooges Come To Harlem. The film which was directed by famed director,...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Hates "Pants On The Ground" Says It Makes Fun of Black Youths

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Hates "Pants On The Ground" Says It Makes Fun of Black Youths

HARLEM - Rev. Al Sharpton has tried to get a hold of General Larry Platt, author of the song "Pants On The Ground" to inform him that he does not appreciate him making fun of young blacks. Sharpton told a reporter for Harlem radio station KFRO kno...

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Fox Presents Palin and Coulter - The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick

Funny story: Fox Presents Palin and Coulter - The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick

NEW YORK CITY - One of the top executives at Fox News has already stated that they will be building a political confrontational show around Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter. Ezekiel Vittleziggle, Fox vice-president of program developing and implementin...

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Rev. Al Sharpton: "People Only Be Dissin' Tiger Woods Cause He Be Black"

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton: "People Only Be Dissin' Tiger Woods Cause He Be Black"

HARLEM - Rev. Al "Yo Bro" Sharpton, the self-proclaimed defender of the defenseless has chimed in on The Tiger Woods soap opera, "As The Golf Ball Turns" with his two cents worth. Speaking before a group of wine wholesalers at his cousin Jermell "...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Wants The Name 'Black Friday' Changed To "African-American Friday"

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Wants The Name 'Black Friday' Changed To "African-American Friday"

BROOKLYN - Reverend Al Sharpton speaking from the Mens' Underwear Department at a Brooklyn Wal-Mart said that he is asking all U.S. retailers to stop using the term 'Black Friday' for the shopping sales day that takes place on the Friday after Thanks...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Demands That Country Music Apologize To Kanye West

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Demands That Country Music Apologize To Kanye West

SAGINAW, Michigan - The Reverend Al Sharpton speaking at a convention to get the name of the Blackberry changed to the African-American Berry was asked what he thought about the way that the country music world had treated hip-hop rap artist Kanye We...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Demands The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Impersonated Lil' Kim Be Fired!

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Demands The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Impersonated Lil' Kim Be Fired!

DALLAS - Rev. Al Sharpton has phoned Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and demanded that he immediately fire the blonde Cowboys cheerleader who put on black face make up and impersonated rapper Lil' Kim at a Halloween party. Cowboys owner Jones res...

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The Jay Leno Show Beaten In The Ratings By The Condiment Channel

Funny story: The Jay Leno Show Beaten In The Ratings By The Condiment Channel

LOS ANGELES - The Jay Leno Show has only been on the air for six weeks and it has already been beaten in the ratings by a Cable TV Network. The Condiment Channel knocked Leno's NBC show to fourth place behind ABC and CBS. When Leno was told abo...

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New York City Has 39,000 Homeless People - Rev. Sharpton Says "Let's Send 'Em To Mexico"

Funny story: New York City Has 39,000 Homeless People - Rev. Sharpton Says "Let's Send 'Em To Mexico"

NEW YORK CITY - The Rev. Al Sharpton, who prides himself in being the defender of the little people (5 foot 2 and under) said that the homeless situation in the 'Big Apple' has gotten completely and totally out of control. The reverend went on to...

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