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Funny story: Pastor Terry Jones is hiding in cave

Pastor Terry Jones is hiding in cave

Pastor Terry Jones is hiding in a cave according to the FBI. Ever since Terry Jones was fined $180000 for security costs surrounding his controversial threat to burn the Quran, its left Terry Jones without a penny. The Pastor is thought to be h...
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Funny story: Pastor Terry Jones to Star in Movie

Pastor Terry Jones to Star in Movie

The illustrious clergyman, Pastor Terry Jones, who recently threatened to burn Qurans to 'send a message' to Islam, is being sought to play "Poopdeck Pappy," Popeye's crusty father, in a remake of 1980's "Popeye" movie. "HE'S PERFECT," shouted pro...
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Funny story: Pastor Behind Qur'an Burning Controversy Moving his Church to Guyana

Pastor Behind Qur'an Burning Controversy Moving his Church to Guyana

Terry Jones, Pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida has announced today that he is moving his church to a more hospitable location. Jones claims that due to the firestorm of controversy that was blown way out of proportio...
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Funny story: Now that mad, controlling 'Christian' pastor has been muzzled, time for moderate Muslims to do the same to 'mad, controlling, hateful evil Islamist fundamentalist' clerics

Now that mad, controlling 'Christian' pastor has been muzzled, time for moderate Muslims to do the same to 'mad, controlling, hateful evil Islamist fundamentalist' clerics

So-called 'Christian' Pastor Terry Jones has been consigned to the dung heap of stupidity - where he rightfully belongs. The man was an idiot from the get-go but was given his 15 minutes of fame and place in history thanks to the salivating media pa...
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Funny story: The Terry Jones/Alamo Conspiracy

The Terry Jones/Alamo Conspiracy

Nine years ago to the day, a new publishing house was created. Alamo Publications opened their doors for the first time in New York. We all know the story of the fort in Texas, the Alamo, which is forever etched in American history. However, what is...
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Funny story: Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality

Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality

On the eve of the anniversary of the bombings of 9/11, Terry Jones was still holding the media captive with his "will he or won't he" game regarding the burning of the Quran. At the eleventh hour, however, he finally made this announcement "While the...
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Funny story: Donny Deutsch Offers to Buy All Korans at Burning Event

Donny Deutsch Offers to Buy All Korans at Burning Event

Not wanting to be outdone by his pal Donald Trump, Donny Deutsch offered today to purchase all the Korans that would be burned for the price paid plus 26 percent. As part of the bid, any new Koran would be kept at least five blocks from the World...
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Funny story: New York Imam tells Pastor Jones "You've been punked!"

New York Imam tells Pastor Jones "You've been punked!"

Pastor Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, who called off a controversial Koran burning event to be held on the 9th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist atrocity in return for an assurance by the New York Imam, Feisal Abdu...
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Funny story: Florida Preacher Announces New Mission

Florida Preacher Announces New Mission

(WSU Gainesville FL) This morning, at a press conference at his Dove World Outreach Center, the controversial Extreme Right Reverend Terry Jones, proprietor of cult slave labor TS and Company, purveyor of reconditioned abandoned curbside furniture, a...
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Funny story: Kanye West Apologizes for Quran Burning Preacher

Kanye West Apologizes for Quran Burning Preacher

Kanye West has just posted his 1,000,001st apologetic tweet this morning. This time, he unselfishly put himself aside to apologize for Terry Jones, the Apostolic pastor from Gainesville, Florida who is threatening and then not threatening and then th...
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Funny story: Pastor Suspends Controversial Koran Burning... Cable News Networks Furious!

Pastor Suspends Controversial Koran Burning... Cable News Networks Furious!

ATLANTA, GA - Jonathan Klein, president of CNN lashed out at Pastor Terry Jones's decision to suspend the burning of Korans in Florida tomorrow. "This is an outrage! Our viewers depend on us to bring them controversial news. Our shareholders deman...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and Bible-Thumping Book Burner Go Way Back

Rush Limbaugh and Bible-Thumping Book Burner Go Way Back

New information about Terry Jones, the Bible-thumping, Muslim-hating preacher from Gainesville, Florida is now just making the headlines. He was a high school classmate of Rush Limbaugh at Cape Central High School in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Somethi...
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Funny story: Pastor Terry Jones Challenges Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to a Cage Match

Pastor Terry Jones Challenges Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to a Cage Match

GAINESVILLE, FL - Pastor Terry Jones, the man behind 'International Burn a Koran Day' issued a challenge to Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, the man who wants to build an Islamic community center two blocks away from Ground Zero in Lower Manhattan. "I chal...
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Funny story: Media horrified over speculation that Pastor may do something perfectly legal despite him saying he will not

Media horrified over speculation that Pastor may do something perfectly legal despite him saying he will not

The world's media reacted in outrage today as Reverend Terry Jones said he would not burn a Koran. In a statement made under police protection, he told shocked reporters he also had no intention of killing children or raping blacks. Immediately...
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Funny story: Florida Pastor to Burn New Usher CD Instead of Koran

Florida Pastor to Burn New Usher CD Instead of Koran

Terry Jones, the obscure minister who heads the equally obscure Dove World Outreach Center church in Gainesville, Florida, has decided not to burn copies of the Muslim Holy Book on September 11th as planned. Jones was contacted by Defense Secretary...
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Funny story: Book Burning Cancelled

Book Burning Cancelled

Just in from Skoob News International affiliate, Bureau, the snippet king and all round good egg - the Gainesville Koran burning session to commemorate 9/11 has been cancelled. Which is a victory for common sense, human tolerance, and Elf n Safety...
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Funny story: Koran-Burning Cancelled After Pastor Realises He's A De*d Man

Koran-Burning Cancelled After Pastor Realises He's A De*d Man

US pastor Terry Jones has cancelled his sell-out Koran-burning event late last night after he realised he was all but a dead man. Jones, pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, which has fewer than 50 members, had planned...
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Funny story: George Dubya Bush says he spoke to God to urge crazy Florida pastor to cancel Koran-burning in exchange for imam cancelling Ground Zero mosque. Tea Baggers claim they saved America!

George Dubya Bush says he spoke to God to urge crazy Florida pastor to cancel Koran-burning in exchange for imam cancelling Ground Zero mosque. Tea Baggers claim they saved America!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK: What a difference a day makes - 24 little hours...so goes a popular song. But we're not just singing tunes here. For the past 2 days we have witnessed a flurry of activity with rabid Muslims all over the world going berserk as a...
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