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Funny story:  Nation's Retarded Population Positioned Well for the Future

Nation's Retarded Population Positioned Well for the Future

As a new generation of Americans stress over finding a new job, losing their home, and stressing about the future, the retarded segment of the population are reaping huge rewards. Thousands of American retards are being bussed home each week becau...
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Funny story:  Retarded father wants to marry off his ugly daughter

Retarded father wants to marry off his ugly daughter

A retarded father from New Mexico was arrested by police after walking through downtown Albuquerque with a loaded shotgun which he pointed at men who were in the immediate area. The man's name is Ricardo Alfonzo Sanchez and he told police he was t...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court adjusts to "Special Judge"

Supreme Court adjusts to "Special Judge"

Washington, D.C. - The Supreme Court is adjusting to their latest appointee, a very special lady who is busy showing that she is, by all accounts, a "trier". She was recently appointed as part of a special federal program where the Supreme Court can...
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Funny story:  Lily Allen is Retarded

Lily Allen is Retarded

Pop singer Lily Allen has been classified mentally retarded by the National Retard Awareness Trust. The Z-list star has displayed signs of retardation for years - the large roundy eyes, the small tight mouth and roundy face - and even acts like o...
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Funny story:  Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

A movie directed by Oscar Winner Steven Spielbergo has been banned in Oklahoma by city officials.
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