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Funny story:  England's Burrito Bell's Introduces The Silver Saddle Supreme

England's Burrito Bell's Introduces The Silver Saddle Supreme

LONDON - Britain's prestigious consumer watchdog agency known as BBB for Britain's Burger Bureau has just released a news bulletin stating that traces of horse DNA have now been found in some of Burrito Bell's menu items. A representative for Engl...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Has Angered An Animal Rights Group

Lady Gaga Has Angered An Animal Rights Group

NEW YORK CITY - Lately it seems that Lady Gaga has been sharing the entertainment news front pages with Lindsay Lohan, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga recently performed before a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. Reports ar...
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Funny story:  Paul Ryan Washes Clean Dishes

Paul Ryan Washes Clean Dishes

CANFIELD, Ohio - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Canfield and stopped at the local Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant. "Skippy" Ryan, his wife Ann, and most of their sons got off the bus and went into the eat...
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Funny story:  Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Chicago Police Raid Underground Restaurants

Chicago IL: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has to deal with a high murder rate in the inner-city, a school teacher strike and now illegal horse meat restaurants. Horse meat slaughter (including government inspection) is again legal in the USA as of N...
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Funny story:  Waiter sacked for waiting too long

Waiter sacked for waiting too long

A waiter at the QuickStop restaurant on the M1 motorway has been dismissed for being too slow - after only two weeks on duty. Senior managers had observed Bernard Rushnott "hanging about in the kitchen area". Mr. Rushnott claimed he was "waitin...
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Funny story:  Cluck Cluck Filler Announces It Is An Anti-Gay Marriage Eatery

Cluck Cluck Filler Announces It Is An Anti-Gay Marriage Eatery

ATLANTA - The president of the Cluck Cluck Filler Restaurant Chain, Danny Caloric has issued a statement which states that his company is going on record to say that they are an anti-gay marriage establishment. Mr. Caloric, who says he is still ma...
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Funny story:  George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Comment On Their Food Poisoning In Italy

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Comment On Their Food Poisoning In Italy

CERNOBBIO, Italy - George Clooney has a luxurious villa located on Lake Como, a beautiful lake named after the famous Italian-American crooner Perry Como. Clooney's Villa Oleandra Oxen Free is regarded as one of the most exquisite villas in the en...
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Funny story:  Anti-Fat Mayor:  NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

Anti-Fat Mayor: NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

In his never-ending assault on obesity, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg has ruled that as of July 1, 2012, restaurants in the five boroughs will now serve all foods on plates no larger than five inches in diameter. The Mayor, in yesterday's news confe...
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Funny story:  Religious Tolerance Restaurant Opened

Religious Tolerance Restaurant Opened

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL (Acme World News) -- A new restaurant featuring religious tolerance and diversity was opened last May 12, 2012. The restaurant contained 14 areas, each related to different religions, with a specific menu on each area. For e...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

MALIBU - Barbabos songstress Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde were out on the town and caused quite a stir as they walked hand-in-hand into the exquisite Ristorante Giorgio Baldi formerly The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill. Carolina Chipotle...
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Funny story:  Top chef simmers ribs

Top chef simmers ribs

Celebrity chef Gordon Pansay suffered several minor injuries at his restaurant in a heated incident yesterday. True to form, Gordon was leaning over the hot plates, intent on swearing at junior staff. But the hot plates were still red hot and sear...
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Funny story:  Insideout at the Inn

Insideout at the Inn

Holiday Inn Worldwide (HIW) has announced it will be opening a new franchise of upscale boutique-style restaurants in select cities worldwide. CEO Sean Rand says that the restaurants, named Innards, will cater to sophisticated clientele with unique...
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Funny story:  Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

One of the country's top chefs surprised the UK TV audience by unveiling his latest ideas on Saturday Kitchen today. Kenwood Le Creuset, who cooks at the world-famous Top Nosh, has been awarded four Dunlop stars for his unique take on Mexican-Kore...
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Funny story:  MI5 Restaurant a surprising success

MI5 Restaurant a surprising success

MI5's Oxford Street restaurant has proven to be a massive and amazing success, but the owners, John and Joan Smith, cannot for the life of them explain why. "We are a real restaurant," said Joan Smith. "We have ten covers, and the restaurant can s...
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Funny story:  The Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Purchase The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

The Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Purchase The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

HOUSTON - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, have both realized what they say is a life long dream by becoming the owners of the infamous Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in downtown Houston. Somerhalder told Pico de Gal...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand filed for divorce after being married to Katy Perry for only 14 months. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo, a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight and stated that the main reason why he had decided to file for a divorc...
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Funny story:  Monkeys working in Japanese restaurant are no "chimps"!

Monkeys working in Japanese restaurant are no "chimps"!

Two monkeys working in a Japanese restaurant have proved they are neither "chumps" nor "chimps" in fact they are macaque monkeys and highly intelligent. The owner of the restaurant employs them because they are cheap and only receive "monkey nuts"...
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Funny story:  AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

London - The iconic hospitality review site has incurred the wrath of a Central London restaurant by posting the criminal record details of its management. Staff at La Femme Qui A Faim ('The Hungry Trollop') in Belgravia's Toad In The Hole Street...
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