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Funny story: UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...
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Funny story: Waitress Laughs At Customer's Awful Jokes. Receives 50% Tip.

Waitress Laughs At Customer's Awful Jokes. Receives 50% Tip.

A waitress in a London restaurant has recently broken records for the amount of tips received by a single employee. Rebecca Taylor put her recent success down to the fact she now laughs at all of her customer's awful jokes. "When I first star...
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Funny story: Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Esther Montgomery Mellencamp says that her husband, Homer Cougar Mellencamp is a wild animal in bed at night. She told The Georgia Dudley Tribune, a small newspaper in a small town, that she didn't mind telling this to us by phone as all their nei...
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Funny story: Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Despite some bad experiences, a Florida man has had while dining at popular Australian themed restaurant 'Outback' in the past, Duncan Whitehead has decided to give the restaurant one last chance. "I'll give them one last shot. But if they screw...
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Funny story: A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed the owners of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs that they have just set a state record. The governor met with Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello, owner of the diner and inf...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

REDONDO BEACH - Jessica Simpson was at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon enjoying the heck out of a plate of Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo with an unnamed lady friend when she was approached by Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe. Jessica asked Miss Confetti...
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Funny story: A Diner In Colorado Springs Is Selling The Heck Out Of Pot Pot Pies

A Diner In Colorado Springs Is Selling The Heck Out Of Pot Pot Pies

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado - The owner of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs is smiling from ear-to-ear these days. Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that just in the three days since he added Pot...
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Funny story: Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

After the uproar at Copenhagen Zoo when the zoo owners took an inbred giraffe, killed it and then fed it to the lions, management of the zoo have unveiled new plans for future animals that are surplus to requirements. "We don't see what the proble...
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Funny story: Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

ATLANTA - The second largest chicken franchise in the nation has decided to listen to its customers and it is making a slight change to its corporate name. Cullen Rigadoon, company spokesman said that the home office has received thousands of emai...
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Funny story: The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

DENVER - The Burger Miss Restaurant is a fast food hamburger franchise chain that is based in Sausalito, California. Company Spokesperson Bernie Butterbrick has just announced that one of the four Burger Miss Restaurants located in the greater Den...
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Funny story: Billionaire Bill Gates Wants To Buy Burger King

Billionaire Bill Gates Wants To Buy Burger King

MIAMI - Multi-billionaire Bill Gates visited the headquarters of Burger King and talked to the company's CEO about the possibility of him purchasing the global hamburger franchise chain. Gates mentioned that ever since he was 16½ he has dreamed ab...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Twerks A Hooter's Restaurant Hostess

Miley Cyrus Twerks A Hooter's Restaurant Hostess

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus says she spends about two hours each night trying to figure out ways to top herself in the eyes of the public. She recently went into a Hooter's Restaurant located in Venice Beach and before she left she had...
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Funny story: KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The spokesperson for KFC, Ty Picklefeather, has informed the news media that the fried chicken fast food franchise has agreed to remove the Confederate flags found out in the parking lot of some of its Southern restaurants.
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Funny story: Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

While chickens have no nuggets the whole process of fixing the favorite McDonalds bestseller can be sickening. The mechanically separated chicken are turned into this pink goop so we can create delicious chicken nuggets and even juicy chicken patt...
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Funny story: McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation wants to inform its customers that recent rumors which were tracked back to San Diego, California are positively false. Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that the fast food giant has...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The Dairy Queen Corporation in a move to increase their sales of ice cream products has just developed a new dessert item. Columbus Vee, a representative with the fast food franchise chain stated that the new item is pres...
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Funny story: Now That Marijuana Is Legal - Restaurants In Colorado Have Added A New Food Item To Their Menus

Now That Marijuana Is Legal - Restaurants In Colorado Have Added A New Food Item To Their Menus

DENVER - The Colorado State Restaurant Coalition has informed the news media that most restaurants in the Rocky Mountain State have added a new item to their menus. CSRC Spokesperson Betty Fitzowitz remarked that effective with the January 1, law...
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Funny story: 'Excellent' Food Critic Loses It

'Excellent' Food Critic Loses It

World renowned food critic 'just one more' Larry Le Cellar-door last night shocked attendees at the '7even' restaurant a la 'fit to bursting' pub, aka 'tramp-shed', Chiswick. Everyone at the table had just sat down for their meals when Mr. Cellar...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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