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Funny story: Joey's Urban launches Nuu Muu Muu staff uniforms

Joey's Urban launches Nuu Muu Muu staff uniforms

Joey's Urban is pleased to announce the launch of new staff uniforms on August 1 2016, which will allow employees the ability to express their sense of freedom. The new staff uniforms (shown here) meet the functional needs of Joey's workforce…so...
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Funny story: Couple In Dismay After Discovering Fancy Italian Restaurant Does Not Have Endless Garlic Bread

Couple In Dismay After Discovering Fancy Italian Restaurant Does Not Have Endless Garlic Bread

Local couple Rob McLaughlin and Janet Edwards are celebrating their one year anniversary at Giorgio's, a high-end italian restaurant, and have just been informed by the server there is no endless garlic bread. Rob and Janet, after being seated for...
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Funny story: Rude Waiter Themed Restaurant Opens in Los Angeles Gay District, Closes After One Month From Reports Of Irreversible Psychological Damage

Rude Waiter Themed Restaurant Opens in Los Angeles Gay District, Closes After One Month From Reports Of Irreversible Psychological Damage

Just one month ago, another restaurant where the servers are explicitly told to be rude to the customers opened in the city of West Hollywood. The American-style bistro, named "Giant Dicks" for obvious pun related reasons, has already had to close it...
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Funny story: Animal welfare standards promoted by chain restaurants, again

Animal welfare standards promoted by chain restaurants, again

Denver, CO - Everyone in America remembers when Chipotle discontinued carnitas-based menu items when its pork supplier violated animal welfare standards. In an effort to communicate their value on the life of animals, chain restaurants throughout the...
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Funny story: Throwing own faeces found out to be number one way to getting served at bar first

Throwing own faeces found out to be number one way to getting served at bar first

Studies at the University of Central Lancashire have found that throwing your own faeces and waste at bar staff is the number one way to getting served first in a bar or restaurant. The research found the tactic, which is employed by some angry...
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Funny story: Police arrest man who failed to use knife and fork in Didsbury restaurant

Police arrest man who failed to use knife and fork in Didsbury restaurant

Staff and diners were left disgusted when a man eating at a restaurant blatantly refused to use his knife and fork and ate with his fingers. The 52-year-old was eating a margherita pizza at Zizzi's restaurant in Didsbury, Manchester at 1pm today.
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Funny story: McDee's To Test New "Make-It-Yo-Damn-Self" Locations in L.A.

McDee's To Test New "Make-It-Yo-Damn-Self" Locations in L.A.

Los Angeles, CA - In an effort to keep up with the times and not slide down the grease sewer of bankruptcy, McDonald's is rolling out implementation of their latest marketing gimmick. "We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars into this project...
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Funny story: Man has breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a single restaurant on day trip to quarter-mile area in Barcelona

Man has breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a single restaurant on day trip to quarter-mile area in Barcelona

Barcelona, Spain-An American man named John who characterizes himself as adventurous and outdoorsy chose to eat three meals at a single local restaurant, El Restaurante de Leon, on a day trip to Barcelona on Saturday. In an interview with John, we le...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich's credit card declined at swanky NYC eatery

Roman Abramovich's credit card declined at swanky NYC eatery

New York - The Russian mobster was left red faced last night at trendy Upper East Side restaurant Kolestroll Klub when his credit card was declined after wolfing down a $5,000 slap-up meal. Abramovich, 69, who never carries cash, was forced to pul...
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Funny story: Black customer tips waitress

Black customer tips waitress

A Detroit-area waitress was pleasantly surprised Monday night when the black man she had served left her a tip. Emily Anderson of Roseville, MI has been a waitress at a local restaurant for 18 months, and, according to her, a black customer has n...
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Funny story: Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Well, I'm happy to say that drinking is under control in our household. When I say it's under control, I mean we drink under controlled conditions. And that control, as those of you who've read my previous article know, is the size of the drinking receptacle. I provide the link at the end of this article for those who missed the previous one so that you can also get your drinking under control. An...
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Funny story: UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...
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Funny story: Waitress Laughs At Customer's Awful Jokes. Receives 50% Tip.

Waitress Laughs At Customer's Awful Jokes. Receives 50% Tip.

A waitress in a London restaurant has recently broken records for the amount of tips received by a single employee. Rebecca Taylor put her recent success down to the fact she now laughs at all of her customer's awful jokes. "When I first star...
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Funny story: Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Esther Montgomery Mellencamp says that her husband, Homer Cougar Mellencamp is a wild animal in bed at night. She told The Georgia Dudley Tribune, a small newspaper in a small town, that she didn't mind telling this to us by phone as all their nei...
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Funny story: Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Despite some bad experiences, a Florida man has had while dining at popular Australian themed restaurant 'Outback' in the past, Duncan Whitehead has decided to give the restaurant one last chance. "I'll give them one last shot. But if they screw...
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Funny story: A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed the owners of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs that they have just set a state record. The governor met with Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello, owner of the diner and inf...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

REDONDO BEACH - Jessica Simpson was at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon enjoying the heck out of a plate of Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo with an unnamed lady friend when she was approached by Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe. Jessica asked Miss Confetti...
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Funny story: A Diner In Colorado Springs Is Selling The Heck Out Of Pot Pot Pies

A Diner In Colorado Springs Is Selling The Heck Out Of Pot Pot Pies

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado - The owner of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs is smiling from ear-to-ear these days. Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that just in the three days since he added Pot...
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