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Funny story:  French Government Grants 10M Euros To Study Why Water Is Clear

French Government Grants 10M Euros To Study Why Water Is Clear

Paris (Roto Rooters) - The French government has provided 10M Euros (almost $14M U.S. dollars) to Aix-Marseille University Faculty of Sciences to conduct a study to determine why water is clear. An additional 7.5M Euros was granted to conduct a simil...
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Funny story:  Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Albuquerque, NM - New Mexico's bighorn sheep will be outfitted with chic new collars, complete with miniature radio receivers in a desperate attempt to keep the endangered animals from becoming extinct. An "army" of scientific researchers, equipped w...
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Funny story:  Elvis Presley Named America's Top Entertainer of All Time In 49 States

Elvis Presley Named America's Top Entertainer of All Time In 49 States

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just released the findings of its most recent national research study. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that back in November of last year, they sent out research questionnai...
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Funny story:  Idaho Announces That Eating Potato Chips Actually Helps To Lose Weight

Idaho Announces That Eating Potato Chips Actually Helps To Lose Weight

POCATELLO, Idaho - The Idaho State Department of Food Commodities has just reported that eating potato chips can help an individual lose weight. Sharon "Cookie" Buttonbush, 52, with the ISDFC stated that research scientists have just discovered th...
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Funny story:  Coming Soon: The iCondom

Coming Soon: The iCondom

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that The Milky Way Prophylactic Company, which is based in Long Island, New York, has announced it newest product. Company spokesperson Richard "Dick" Tarsonberry spoke with NFM's Durango Tucker...
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Funny story:  Fat children 'do better in exams'

Fat children 'do better in exams'

Young children who do not exercise very much are more likely to perform better in exams as they grow up, according to researchers at the Institute of Obesity, Glasgow. Avoidance of exercise particularly helps girls do better in written exams in P.
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Funny story:  PETA Vows To Make Research Clinics Stop Forcing Hamsters To Smoke Marijuana

PETA Vows To Make Research Clinics Stop Forcing Hamsters To Smoke Marijuana

NORFOLK, Virginia - The largest animal rights group in the United States has vowed to stop several animal research clinics from mistreating hamsters. Mimosa Ledbetter the executive director has said that she sent undercover operatives who infiltra...
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Funny story:  Research Studies Reveal That More Research Is Needed

Research Studies Reveal That More Research Is Needed

CHICAGO - A year long study that was conducted by the reputable Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that in the area of basic research studies more research is actually needed. A highly respected representative with ADGA Bagby B. Buckleyb...
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Funny story:  Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...
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Funny story:  A Research Study Reveals That Guppies Are The Only Species of Fish That Can Giggle

A Research Study Reveals That Guppies Are The Only Species of Fish That Can Giggle

Apalachicola, Florida - A team of research scientists from Chicago has just spent five weeks doing research down on the Florida Gulf Coast. The team's director Dr. Randy Sangrantino, 54, stated that after spending thousands of hours studying guppi...
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Funny story:  Scientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had

Scientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that substantiates the belief that we can implant false memories into mice. This could have far-reaching implications in terms of men and how fondly they think back to their younger days...
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Funny story:  Being "blonde" may be catching

Being "blonde" may be catching

GAY PARIS, France - According to a recent scientific study, being "blonde" may be catching. The dumb blonde stereotype, it turns out, may be true, not only of blondes themselves, but also of others who come within 500 feet of them. To paraphrase Shak...
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Funny story:  Radical remedies needed to combat otters' shrinking penises

Radical remedies needed to combat otters' shrinking penises

Europe - Conservationists are worried that high levels of Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals - EDCs - in European waters are shrinking the native beasts' fabled genitals a wildlife symposium heard today. The problem's got so bad that the females of t...
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Funny story:  After $4-Million Study, Scientists Disappointed to Learn Truth About "Undiscovered Organism"

After $4-Million Study, Scientists Disappointed to Learn Truth About "Undiscovered Organism"

A team of scientists announced today that after a months-long, $4-million study, they learned that what they thought was a new, undiscovered life form growing on a residential fence was actually a dog's nose protruding through a knothole. "It tu...
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Funny story:  Studies Show Too Much Texting Can Lead To Inverted Nipples

Studies Show Too Much Texting Can Lead To Inverted Nipples

CHICAGO - Recent studies on the mechanics of texting have shown that overdoing it can lead to some serious complications. Professor Verdana Mindy Tenditucker, head of the Anatomical Department at Cottonball State University in Tuscaloosa, Alabama,...
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Funny story:  The Atlantic Ocean Will Run Out of Tuna Fish By March 1, 2014

The Atlantic Ocean Will Run Out of Tuna Fish By March 1, 2014

PROVINCETOWN, Massachusetts - The New England Department of Fishing has just issued a statement dealing with the East Coast fishing industry. NED of F Assistant Director of Operations Blumenthal H. Persimmon, 49, has said that according to predict...
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Funny story:  The average Italian has no clue

The average Italian has no clue

29 percent of all Italians above the age of 16 have no clue, the highest score within the EU, a German research has concluded. The European average of people who have no clue is 14 percent. The Italian man and women are respectively 22% and 36% cl...
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Funny story:  Fun Measurers Say Time-Honored "Barrel of Monkeys" Scale is Obsolete

Fun Measurers Say Time-Honored "Barrel of Monkeys" Scale is Obsolete

"More fun that a barrel of monkeys," is a well-worn phrase that is obsolete and should no longer be used, said members of the National Society of Fun Measurers at their annual meeting today in Carbondale, Illinois. Veteran Fun Measurer Durward M...
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