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Funny story: Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"

Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"

Lynchburg, VA--Donald Trump, speaking at Liberty University, the conservative Baptist college first endowed by Jerry Falwell, Jr., began his address to his young audience by booming, "I love the Bible! The Bible is the greatest book ever written! I...
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Funny story: Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

With hurricane season technically only weeks away, the Democrats and Republicans have once again started bashing each other. The two groups met today for a luncheon at Cracker Barrel to discuss climate change. Once talk turned to hurricanes al...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Attempts to Steal Donald Trump's Thunder by Selecting Failed CEO as His VP Candidate

Ted Cruz Attempts to Steal Donald Trump's Thunder by Selecting Failed CEO as His VP Candidate

Washington-After a miserable showing in this week's primary elections, the Cruz campaign decided that the best way to stop a failed businessman from becoming the Republican nominee was to sign-on a failed businesswoman as his pick for Vice President.
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Funny story: Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Apparently, Ohio Governor John Kasich, running for the Republican nomination of president, is just a fellow who can't say 'no' to a platter of food anywhere or anytime. During one sitting at a New York restaurant, the governor ate: two plates of...
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Funny story: Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide

Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide

Washington, DC The Republican Party admitted that it hadn't a clue on how to get a candidate that could actually win an election for President of the U.S. With recent candidates like John McCain and Mitt Romney that have trouble carrying their home s...
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Funny story: Republican Party to Ban Science

Republican Party to Ban Science

Science Town, USA Scientists were dismayed when the Republican Party announced their objections to Science and their intentions to ban it. "Actually, I'm amazed it took them so long to try to ban it. They've never liked Science, especially basic S...
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Funny story: Trump Hurls Crap at Supporters

Trump Hurls Crap at Supporters

Milkforce and I snuck into the Trump Rally at Two Forks, Tennessee. We brought Stosh Armstrong with us for protection in case they started throwing punches. Stosh kept a low profile, staying about ten feet behind us in the crowd. It's not that he was...
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Funny story: Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Washington, D.C. - A recent survey of over 1000 elephants from zoos across America, confirmed what biologists who study the great, big animals have thought all along - elephants are very aware that they are the face of the Republican Party - and they...
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Funny story: Trump Measures Up Front Of White House For Big 'Uge' Sign

Trump Measures Up Front Of White House For Big 'Uge' Sign

Washington, D.C. - With his Republican Presidential ticket all ready pretty much punched, a self-assured Donald Trump and an elite team of 'big sign' installation experts made a quick trip down to the White House in Trump-Force One this week, to meas...
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Funny story: Trump calls in National Rifle Association

Trump calls in National Rifle Association

Republican front-runner, Donald Trump, has revealed further plans relating to defense since announcing his intention to curb American commitment to the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. "NATO is just too expensive. If they want us, they can coug...
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Funny story: American Political Dictionary (excerpts)

American Political Dictionary (excerpts)

The 4th edition of the American Political Dictionary has just been published. Below is an excerpt. Available at bookstores nowhere. Active Shooter n. A white wingnut and/or terrorist with an assault weapon exercising his Second Amendment rights. See National Rifle Association. Christ-inanity: A system of belief, often held by Christian fundamentalists of a certain stripe, which advocates t...
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Funny story: Republican Party Now Classified as an Endangered Species

Republican Party Now Classified as an Endangered Species

The International Union for the Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has now added the Republican Party to its "Red List," which is a list of species world-wide ranging from completely extinct to near-threatened. The GOP, or the Grand Obsolescent Party, as...
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Funny story: Ghost of Ronald Reagan Appears at Republican Debates

Ghost of Ronald Reagan Appears at Republican Debates

Detroit, MI Spectators were startled to see the ghost of Ronald Reagan suddenly appear at the most recent Republican debate in Detroit. When interviewed by journalists, Reagan's Ghost said, "I really had to come back to see if I could get all th...
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Funny story: After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

Last night's Republican debate in Detroit was only half the story. Our intrepid Senior Reporter, Dale Petrie has a nose for news, which fortunately for him was plugged, because to get the real dirt, he hid in the restroom at the Fox Theater. Here is...
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Funny story: Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Detroit, MI--After Donald Trump revealed at the Republican debate that he was "huge," in response to Marco Rubio's implicit criticism of the size of his genitals, all of the candidates now vying for the Republican nomination are being asked to releas...
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Funny story: List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

Washington, D.C. - Holding Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump to his word, a list of white nationalist organizations was submitted Tuesday to Mr. Trump. During an interview with CNN on Sunday, Mr. Trump, who was unclear what an endorsemen...
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Funny story: U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

WASHINGTON, D. C.--The Constitution was found dead last Thursday evening in a back alley, its bullet-ridden body soaked in blood. Suspiciously, article five of the Constitution, which begins, "The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall d...
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Bill Cosby Explains That Fat Albert is Actually a Separate, Evil Personality

"So the person you want for all these accusations is really Evil Fat Albert," explained Cosby.
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