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Funny story: Donald Trump's Lincolnesque Moment

Donald Trump's Lincolnesque Moment

The following is a transcript from Donald Trump's speech at Gettysburg, October 22, 2016. Gettysburg, PA--Eleven score and seven gropes ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived by libertines, and dedicated to the pro...
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Funny story: Trump Confesses: "It was all a hoax."

Trump Confesses: "It was all a hoax."

In an unprecedented TV interview on Fox News this morning, Donald J. Trump shocked the nation by confessing that for the past 18 months he has been a "Democrat in wolf's clothing". As the audience sat in stunned silence, he admitted that he was worki...
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Funny story: GOP candidates can't drink anymore Kool Aid, taken to parachuting - Determined to jump before Crash Diving into the ground

GOP candidates can't drink anymore Kool Aid, taken to parachuting - Determined to jump before Crash Diving into the ground

After Paul Ryan choked on his glass of 'Jonestown Kool-Aid' he has advised all other Republicans to take up parachuting. In a state of shock that their candidate has, to their great surprise turned out to be an unhinged Jonestown Cult Leader that...
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Funny story: Republican Party to Become a Cult

Republican Party to Become a Cult

Washington, DC An anonymous spokesman for the 9/10 of the Republican Party that aren't supporting the party's 2016 candidate, put out a press release stating that "the rest of the Republican Party will be hiding out in an undisclosed location until t...
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Funny story: Latest Survey Shows Both Trump and Hillary Losing to Independent Candidates

Latest Survey Shows Both Trump and Hillary Losing to Independent Candidates

Washington, DC According to the latest polls for the U.S. 2016 Presidential Election, Republican and Democratic candidates Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton had canceled each other out and now nobody wants them for President. Spoke a supporter: "Af...
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Funny story: Trump Announces, "I could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of my supporters a fat slob and she'd still vote for me!"

Trump Announces, "I could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of my supporters a fat slob and she'd still vote for me!"

Mobile, AL--At a rally last week in Mobile, Donald Trump bragged that he could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of his supporters a fat slob, and she'd still vote for him. When a reporter from The Mobile Register went out to a local trailer pa...
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Funny story: Patient Dies After Firing His "Career Oncologist"

Patient Dies After Firing His "Career Oncologist"

New Hartford, CT--Reggie Whitford, a patient suffering from stage 2 colorectal cancer, died on Tuesday eight months after firing what he groused to his family members was a "goddamn career oncologist." His former oncologist, Dr. Sudhir Parikh, was...
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Funny story: Republicans Dump Trump for a Salami Sandwich

Republicans Dump Trump for a Salami Sandwich

Washington DC - - The Republican Party is no longer saddled with history's least popular presidential candidate. The right-leaning politicians have replaced their presidential nominee Donald Trump with a salami sandwich. Mantz Fembol, temporary ch...
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Funny story: For Debate Prep, the Clinton Campaign Hires a Nine Year Old Who Ran a Successful Lemonade Stand as a Stand-in for Donald Trump

For Debate Prep, the Clinton Campaign Hires a Nine Year Old Who Ran a Successful Lemonade Stand as a Stand-in for Donald Trump

Washington, D. C.--In preparing for the upcoming debates with Donald Trump, Clinton campaign spokesperson Robby Mook announced today that it has has hired Billy Vermon, a successful lemonade magnate, to stand in for Donald Trump. Nine year old Bi...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's America: A Review

Donald Trump's America: A Review

My wife and I went to see a movie called Trump's America at a local multiplex which will remain unnamed. When I purchased the tickets for the movie, the cashier behind the window asked to see my and my wife's photo IDs, to make sure we weren't Mexic...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Hospitalized After Choking on His Own Ego

Donald Trump Hospitalized After Choking on His Own Ego

BURNT CORN, AL--Donald Trump, at a rally Tuesday in Alabama, was hospitalized after he began choking on his own ego. Trump was building up to the peroration of his speech, in which he praised himself as the sole solution to all that ails the Uni...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Suspends Campaign After Running Out of Adjectives Aimed at the Level of Fourth Graders

Donald Trump Suspends Campaign After Running Out of Adjectives Aimed at the Level of Fourth Graders

TRUMP HEADQUARTERS (that is, Trump's head)--Donald Trump today suspended his campaign after running out of adjectives aimed at his main demographic: Those who speak and write at the level of fourth graders. After "Crooked Hillary" began to get old,...
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Funny story: Republicans to Attempt to Bribe Trump Into Not Running

Republicans to Attempt to Bribe Trump Into Not Running

Washington, DC The Republican Party, after the 2016 Republican Convention nominated Donald Trump and Mike Pence for its official candidates, woke up and realized it was really happening and not just a bad dream. Realizing they were headed for one of...
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Funny story: "The bitter angels of our nature": The Trump Campaign Caught Plagiarizing Again

"The bitter angels of our nature": The Trump Campaign Caught Plagiarizing Again

Springfield, IL--Donald Trump, at a rally in the city where Abraham Lincoln launched his political career, was caught plagiarizing the person whom many consider to be the founder of the Republican Party in a campaign speech he delivered to a grou...
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Funny story: Trump to Improve Relations with Foreign Countries

Trump to Improve Relations with Foreign Countries

Trump has seemingly turned around his view that every other country is out to get America. In a recent turn of events, Trump said "I will strive to improve relations with many countries, namely Russia and North Korea. Now that the Cold War has stoppe...
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Funny story: In Kentucky, Answers in Genesis Recreates a Biblical Flood to Float Noah's Ark

In Kentucky, Answers in Genesis Recreates a Biblical Flood to Float Noah's Ark

Williamstown, KY--Answers in Genesis, the fundamentalist Bible apologetics organization that advocates the Earth is only four thousand years old and even built a museum in Petersburg, KY, to prove that thesis, announced today that they were going to...
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Funny story: Republican Party Will Disband In Lieu of Backing Trump for President

Republican Party Will Disband In Lieu of Backing Trump for President

Washington, DC The Republican Party announced today that they would disband rather than back Donald Trump, who according to their process, has won enough delegates to secure the Republican Party nomination for U.S. President. The Republican Party,...
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Funny story: Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

The New York Times revealed this morning that leaked memos from the GOP indicate that the Little Turd who wouldn't flush will be honored by Donald Trump at the upcoming GOP convention. GOP (Grand old Poop) to dedicate last evening at convention t...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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