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Funny story: Nopology: Or, How to Retract a Racist Remark by a Republican

Nopology: Or, How to Retract a Racist Remark by a Republican

It came out on Facebook this week, at the website Addicting Information, that a Republican, Rusty DePass, replied to a post made on Facebook in 2009 by someone named Trey Walker. Walker's post was, "Just heard there is a gorilla loose at Riverbanks Zoo. Staff and visitors hiding. Full lockdown. Wow." Rusty Depass, a GOP activist and former chairman of the state elections commission in South Ca...
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Funny story: Congress Votes to End Social Security and Use Money Left to Build Monuments to Various Republican Presidents

Congress Votes to End Social Security and Use Money Left to Build Monuments to Various Republican Presidents

Washington, DC-Republican leaders of Congress said that since the middle class is pretty much gone anyways, we might as well end that socialistic social security. The excess money will be spent on various Presidential monuments, surprisingly, all of...
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Funny story: Republicans Will Discontinue Social Security and Use Money for Monuments to Republican Presidents

Republicans Will Discontinue Social Security and Use Money for Monuments to Republican Presidents

Washington, DC-Republicans today announced that Social Security will be discontinued and the money saved used to build memorials to U.S. Presidents-coincidentally enough all Republican presidents. The memorials will include: The Benjamin Harrison...
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Funny story: Republican Party to Reposition Themselves As Party of Sacrifice and Martyrdom

Republican Party to Reposition Themselves As Party of Sacrifice and Martyrdom

Washington, DC-Republican Party officials agreed that the party was full of sacrificing martyrs, who wish that they could be a positive force for change in the world but instead must stick to their mission of totally screwing over Obama until the end...
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Funny story: GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

Eager to get to it, Republicans are already holding planning meetings on how to expand the nation's wars. Come January they will be in position to move their committees toward war for the new year, buttressed with the thinking of President George...
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Funny story: Republicans Declare Economic Crisis "Over"

Republicans Declare Economic Crisis "Over"

WASHINGTON, DC - Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee, declared the US economic crisis "over" today. His comments came after the latest economic indicators were released by the Labor Department. U.S. Employers added 214,00...
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Funny story: Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

The day after winning a vital mid-term election that would give them a much stronger control of the U.S. Government, the Republican Party has apparently experienced an epiphany on the majesty of that which affected Saul on his Biblical quest to perse...
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Funny story: SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

A shocking report has reached news desks throughout the country that many Republicans, especially those in great positions of responsibility, are hooked on Koch. Koch, which first made it appearance in the 40's, has become more virulent in recent...
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Funny story: Voters Sue Rupubican and Democratic Parties Charge: Stupidity!

Voters Sue Rupubican and Democratic Parties Charge: Stupidity!

Independent voters across America united, demanding an injection,(scratch that), injunction to stop November's polls on the grounds that neither party knows what the f-ing hell they are doing. John Farquar, leader of ASS, Americans Sick of Stupid...
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Funny story: Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

BOWLING GREEN, KY-Libertarian firebrand Rand Paul has apparently contracted Ebola from a virus that was carried all the way to Bowling Green, Kentucky, via La Nina, from Liberia. Paul contracted the deadly virus only days after telling Concord N...
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Funny story: Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

FauX NEWS It was discovered by the Republican Party that Obama has planned the scariest Halloween by, starting with Devil's Night, will recite a litany of reforms and positive legislation that the Republicans have managed to block, stonewall, or outr...
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Funny story: "Thank God It's Monday" is the new Credo of Republican Party

"Thank God It's Monday" is the new Credo of Republican Party

The Republican Party has come out with a new spinoff, the "Thank God It's Monday" cry, which will be present for at least a little while, until they get something going in the way of good PR and also, put a muzzle on those hideous talking heads at FO...
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Funny story: Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases. "We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of America to improve the economy" he said.
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Funny story: Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

"WASHINGTON With four weeks to go before the midterm elections, Republicans have made questions of how safe we are - from disease, terrorism or something unspoken and perhaps more ominous - central in their attacks against Democrats," says today's N...
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Funny story: To Woo Women Voters, Republicans to Hand Out Free Rape Kits at Their National Convention in 2016

To Woo Women Voters, Republicans to Hand Out Free Rape Kits at Their National Convention in 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C.-With Barack Obama winning the women's vote nearly 56% to 44% over his challenger Mitt Romney, Republicans are poised, in 2016, to woo back the women's vote. Their secret plan: To hand out free rape kits to women leading up to and a...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Re-animated Corpse to Run for President in 2048

Mitt Romney's Re-animated Corpse to Run for President in 2048

WASHINGTON, D. C. (DP)-Mitt Romney, who died in 2028 at the age of eighty-one while running for president for the seventh time, is poised to give it another shot, advisors to the cryogenically frozen candidate reported today. Close advisors to...
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Funny story: Budget-Strapped Red States to Use Gladiatorial Fights to Raise Much-needed Funds for Infrastructure Repairs

Budget-Strapped Red States to Use Gladiatorial Fights to Raise Much-needed Funds for Infrastructure Repairs

RED STATE AMERICA--With so many states still strapped for funds after their Republican-led legislatures cut their budgets to the bone, and with gambling casinos and racinos no longer producing enough to make up for the deficit, some Red States are tr...
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Funny story: Congressional Inquiry Finds That Spending More Than You Make Can Contribute To Financial Difficulties

Congressional Inquiry Finds That Spending More Than You Make Can Contribute To Financial Difficulties

Washington D.C. - A recently concluded inquiry by a joint Senate and House committee has concluded that spending more money than you make could be a contributing factor to having financial difficulties. The inquiry lasted two years and cost an es...
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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