Rarely does a story just fall into our laps here at the Spoof, but that's just what happened when we went to our mailbox this morning and found a large manilla envelope labeled "TOP SECRET". Imagine our surprise when we opened it to find a multiple choice test and accompanying answer key labeled "Application to Join RNC". What follows is the complete application and answer key reprinted.
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