Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...
Chris Christie A Faded New Jersey Republican Star attempts to shine brighter by switching his focus. He is now campaigning for The 2016 Democratic Presidential Nomination.
Christie's staff released a statement earlier today " With Hilary being th...
Just as quickly as it was announced that Paul Ryan was to be the Republican choice for Vice-President, he announced that it was his sad duty to withdraw his selection.
About ten minutes after both Romney and Ryan spoke in front of the USS Wisconsi...
Shocking footage has emerged showing Mitt Romney hugging, then introducing renowned evil businessman C.Montgomery Burns to an audience of student evil businessman.
The videotape, which was filmed in 1974 at the C.Montgomery Burns Evil Businessman...
Following her defeat in the Iowa caucus, Michelle Bachmann has vowed to return to her previous occupation as a witch.
'I'll not be wearing a pointy hat and riding a broomstick', she cackled, 'that would be silly. Besides, I've accrued lots of air...
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