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Funny story: GOP autopsy causes murder investigation.

GOP autopsy causes murder investigation.

Washington DC- Attorney General Eric Holder announced an investigation into the possible murder of the Republican party.The AG's office confirmed that RNC chairman Reince Priebus is being held as a "person of interest", and warrants have been issued...
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Funny story: Akin Truthtelling Mistake Exposes Risk of Actually Learning What Republican Party Stands For

Akin Truthtelling Mistake Exposes Risk of Actually Learning What Republican Party Stands For

U.S. Representative, Todd Akin (R-MO) remained under attack today from his Republican colleagues and Party officials for daring to say out loud what they all think. Earlier this week Akin was explaining to an interviewer why there should be no rape e...
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Funny story: Romney Visits His Illegitimate Bastard Off-Shore Accounts

Romney Visits His Illegitimate Bastard Off-Shore Accounts

Septic, MA - A story in the current issue of Leader Breeders USA says Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's current Presidential overseas tour is nothing more that a cover-up to hide his visits to illegitimate bastard off-shore bank accounts, which...
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Funny story: Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

After weeks of rancorous internal debate, the Republican National Committee (RNC) passed a resolution renaming itself the Teapublican Party. Although the cost of the change is estimated at close to $53 million, Chairman Reince Priebus said the Te...
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Funny story: Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Next week, at the Reuters/University of New Hampshire Republican Presidential Debate, congressman Ron Paul will be on stage alone, according to debate organizers. All other candidates have refused to participate. According to a near unanimous cro...
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Funny story: Embarrassed: RNC Admits Embryonic Stem Cell Effort to Clone Reagan

Embarrassed: RNC Admits Embryonic Stem Cell Effort to Clone Reagan

WASHINGTON DC (AP) In a press release issued late last night, the Republican National Committee confirmed rumors that it had been engaged in a covert embryonic stem cell research effort. According to the press release, the goal of the secret project...
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Funny story: Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Attempting to maintain a firm grip on his post as the Republican National Committee Chairman, Michael Steele continues to "fluff" the press and his constituents, trying to convince them that he really is the strongest, firmest, and most engorged man...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Cloned in Secret Republican Hospital Wing

Ann Coulter Cloned in Secret Republican Hospital Wing

Following the investigative report by Spoof staffer NickFun on Ann Coulter's Adam's apple removal, nurses at the same D.C. hospital report seeing a bevy of small female children with long bleached-blonde hair running the halls of a private wing. W...
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Funny story: Michael Steele says, "It's official," Republican Party now known as the Asshooligans Party

Michael Steele says, "It's official," Republican Party now known as the Asshooligans Party

WASHINGTON, DC - Bowing to political pressure (and to the fact that the Republican Party doesn't have one chance in one-million of electing anybody in this, or any coming century), Michael Steele, Chairman of the Republican National Committee reveale...
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Funny story: RNC Slogan, Desperation First! Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah!

RNC Slogan, Desperation First! Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah!

The Republican National Convention put its most desperate foot forward into its mouth in the Twin Cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. For a Christian conservative based party, there were more wife abandoners on board than a booze cruise around Sin City, Ma...
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Funny story: One Black couple at RNC Collapse from Media Fatigue!

One Black couple at RNC Collapse from Media Fatigue!

A new ailment in a world of pain has reared its ugly face in the twin cities of St Paul and, er, the other one. The unlikely victims of the latest scourge of humanity is being called "Media fatigue" or MF. The victims diagnosed with the disease w...
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Funny story: Palin Children Trigger and Bullet Create Happy Trails for RNC Cult Members!

Palin Children Trigger and Bullet Create Happy Trails for RNC Cult Members!

More Republican delegates in the Twin cities RNC remembered Roy Rogers and Dale Evans as the greatest American first couple than knew the name of the last Republican in the White House. That is probably the reason why the seriously white and seni...
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Funny story: Guliani warns RNC Against "European Ideas" like Rousseau's Individualism and Montesquieu's Democracy!!

Guliani warns RNC Against "European Ideas" like Rousseau's Individualism and Montesquieu's Democracy!!

Rudy Giuliani who seems to have temporarily retired from his role as PR man for 9-11 after raking in millions has recently turned to the Real estate business where he is busy selling America to strong dollar countries first! But just for one nigh...
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Funny story: Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Republican National Committee Sets Up Secret "Pet Centers" in U.S. Metropolitan Areas

Here's a scary question that can rip apart the entire Presidential electoral process in less than a minute: What if an elderly man or woman running for U.S. President suddenly dies or falls seriously ill during the final election process?...
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Funny story: Male Republican Politicians Ordered to Wear Adult Diapers

Male Republican Politicians Ordered to Wear Adult Diapers

The Republican National Committee felt it had to take this action, citing too much temptation attached to restroom visits while on the road. "The GOP has come to stand for grand old perverts," one disgusted committee member complained.
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