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Funny story: PM demands Fox report

PM demands Fox report

Prime Minister David Cameron has today demanded a full public enquiry into what is now being called the Fox report. It is claimed that Defence Secretary Liam Fox may have granted unprecedented access to classified files and to ministerial privile...
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Funny story: Report on expedition to find source of Ganges

Report on expedition to find source of Ganges

The dawn sun beat down on the party as they struggled onwards toward their goal, almost in sight at the final day of their expedition. They had been walking for over an hour and were beginning to feel that their journey would never end. A cat meowed. A dog woofed. A pigeon made a sort of pigeon noise and a mouse farted, followed through then died of syphilis. And at last, the party who set out fro...
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Funny story: 'Honking Horns, Shouting at Others, Revving Engines Will Make Traffic Move a Hell Load Faster' says Transport Secretary

'Honking Horns, Shouting at Others, Revving Engines Will Make Traffic Move a Hell Load Faster' says Transport Secretary

BIRMINGHAM - A new Ministry of Transport report confirms what everbody has been doing since the 1960s. Honking horns, shouting profanities at other drivers, revving engines do move traffic along faster. The report analysed over 250 miles of motorw...
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Funny story: Fat Kids Let Off Hook By Report

Fat Kids Let Off Hook By Report

Fat kids all over the world were heaving a collective sigh of relief today when a report announced that childhood obesity was caused, not by eating endless amounts of crisps and Mars Bars, but by a genetic defect. A team of scientists have conclud...
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Funny story: Del Potro Victory to be Honored by Re-Invasion of Falklands: Report

Del Potro Victory to be Honored by Re-Invasion of Falklands: Report

In a stunning reversal of policy, the government of Argentina re-declared war on the Falkland Islands and announced plans for an immediate invasion. Infrastructure is currently being allotted; at least three ferries will be employed to bring land tro...
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Funny story: Talented and Minted

Talented and Minted

A report has been produced by 'What do they do Ltd?' citing such luminaries as Guy Ritchie, Jude Law, Kelly Brook and Pete Doherty.
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Funny story: Scrap the 10p lower tax rate - survey shows lethargic reaction

Scrap the 10p lower tax rate - survey shows lethargic reaction

I discovered a top secreat report from the inland revenue on why they scrapped the 10p lower tax rate leaked survey of the average person from the council estates of England gave some shocking results.
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Funny story: Secret Tapes Reveal Laura Bush Planning Boy Toy Business

Secret Tapes Reveal Laura Bush Planning Boy Toy Business

The Inside Simon Report...issued sporadically to those with a need to know...
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Funny story: Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

We report on a recent seminar given at FermiLab by the acclaimed particle physicist, Prof. H. Wonky Legg, the content of which will allow you, the reader, to judge whether particle physics is fun, or just downright daft.
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Funny story: Equestrian III

Equestrian III

The lieutenant nervously sat in his chair, pondering over the macabre. Unwillingly, his mind dwelled upon H-345: his intimate greeting, gentleness, sincere nodding, smooth skin, chestnut color, curly raven-black forelock, knee-high white legs, and above all the bright five-prong white star on his flat forehead. On the other hand, he shivered at the dreadful thought of causality-and-injury report t...
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Funny story: This Just In: Cleveland Has Exclusive Clubs

This Just In: Cleveland Has Exclusive Clubs

CLEVELAND, OH - I know. I couldn't believe it myself. I just saw a report on both Channel 3 and Action News this week regarding Cleveland's finest and exclusive hotspots for the celebs and big wigs. Yeah right, right? Well, it's right; oh baby is it right! And it's hoooooot! It's a mixture of a lukewarm and caffeine-free diet Cheerwine.
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Funny story: Nostalgia not what it used to be

Nostalgia not what it used to be

London- After six long years of research and seventeen million pounds of tax payers money; a Government team looking into the question of falling standards in nostalgia have come to the conclusion that it's not as good as it used to be.
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Funny story: Werther's Originals blamed for rise in pedophile crime

Werther's Originals blamed for rise in pedophile crime

Werthers Originals, the delicious toffee based sweet, was today named in a government report as one of the main contributory factors in the rise of pedophile crime in the UK.
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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