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Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

Funny story: Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

It has long been reported that the numbers of ex-servicemen who attend Remembrance Sunday events are falling. Now it appears that many of them are simply forgetting to turn up. We asked some of them to try to understand why. Geoff De'ath, 81, of M...

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Vicious parasites infest Belgian war fields soil used in new British Remembrance Garden

Funny story: Vicious parasites infest Belgian war fields soil used in new British Remembrance Garden

London - The Queen nearly had a fatal seizure today when a colony of mutant Belgian parasitic Arion vulgaris slugs leaped out at her 'from inside the sods' as she opened a Remembrance garden created with soil from Belgian First World War battlefield...

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Downwind from Blair at the Cenotaph on Sunday

Funny story: Downwind from Blair at the Cenotaph on Sunday

London - Government ministers are drawing lots for the dubious pleasure of standing near Tony Blair at the Remembrance commemoration in Whitehall this Sunday. Last year M'Noble Lord drew the short straw that saw nostrils pucker at the sickening, '...

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Ugly hats on even uglier wannabe divas mar annual Cenotaph parade

Funny story: Ugly hats on even uglier wannabe divas mar annual Cenotaph parade

London - Roadkill millinery enthusiasts are having none of it, of course, but today's display of hideous royal headgear nearly cracked Outside Broadcasting camera lenses at the annual Whitehall memorial service. "At least Prince Andrew's gargoyle...

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U.S.Government and Obama Taking back Sunday

Funny story: U.S.Government and Obama Taking back Sunday

The United States government decided during their discussions on how to boost the economy, that they should take Sunday off the weekly calender. President Barack Obama stated that Sunday is an outdated idea and that it needs to be discontinued immedi...

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Remembrance Sunday - History Student's Discovery

Funny story: Remembrance Sunday - History Student's Discovery

A history student at one our top universities has made a vital discovery about the Festival of Remembrance. Daryl Cocktailglass studies at the University of Thames Valley East, and is in the third year of his history degree. He said: "I saw all...

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Feckless torturer Blair's pantyliner fails at Cenotaph parade

Funny story: Feckless torturer Blair's pantyliner fails at Cenotaph parade

London - (Tenner Lady/Ass Mess): Assembled dignitaries held their noses as the wind suddenly changed direction, a gag-inducing waft of nausea oozing from the ex-Prime Monster. First to turn a queasy shade of green was the Chief of Defence Staff, h...

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Armistice day 'Poppy-cocks' were heroin addicts

Funny story: Armistice day 'Poppy-cocks' were heroin addicts

Reports today suggest that the Muslims Against Crusades (MAC) group that burnt poppies during a two minute silence to mark the anniversary of Armistice Day, were in fact heroin addicts who hoodwinked themselves into purchasing the poppies in the beli...

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Cenotaph epitaph

Funny story: Cenotaph epitaph

London - (RIP Mess): Will the Queen spearhead the nation's mood by joining the Grateful - er...Glorious! - Dead in a Remembrance Sunday shocker? Plans for a poignant Saturday night televised farewell were scrapped earlier this year. Thousands o...

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Nation Unites To Condemn Blair and Bush

Funny story: Nation Unites To Condemn Blair and Bush

Millions of British people today have condemned the war criminals Anthony Blair MP and President George W. Bush, for attempting to invade the sovereign independent nations of Iraq and Afghanistan, leading to thousands of dead civilians and British an...

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Dismemberment Sunday shocker

Funny story: Dismemberment Sunday shocker

London - (Dead Cert): Following a Mourning Line tipoff an Enniskillen Rangers supporter is in hiding having laid a 250/1 twenty quid punt the Queen's going belly up outside the Cenotaph Sunday. Provisional Flag of Convenience IRA bastards killed 1...

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