Little known bit-part actor Tom Cruz, it was learned today, has given up Scientology, and has spent two weeks in Salt Lake City in prayer and meditation, and is going on a two year mission, for the Mormon Church in Detroit, Michigan. His partner in D...
St. Peter announced today that heaven was going through a major restructuring and that Yahweh, CEO of Heaven since time immemorial, would be replaced by Shiva, known to his associates as "the Destroyer."
Explained St. Peter: "Over the millennia,...
An archeological dig in Galilee has uncovered transcripts of songs supposedly written by a young Jesus Christ in the year 22 AD. The transcripts were written in Aramaic, the language of Christ. The songs evidently deal with Christ's concerns that fut...
Brussels - The Holidays and Holy Days Panel of the European Union has canceled Easter this year due to a lack of funding.
"The Almighty, and I do use that name with a high degree of bitterness, refuses to perform a Resurrection this year," said Re...
Rumors are circulating that there is a Jonas Brother sex tape on the horizon.
In a bid to be relevant again Joe Jonas 23 and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler 28 had a trusted videographer friend shoot them engaged in sex acts. They then procee...
After a week marked by acts of simplicity and openness, Pope Francis finally let his truthful words do the talking as he officially began his stewardship of the Catholic Church on Tuesday.
"Please," he begged the tens of thousands gathered outside...
Joan and Melissa Rivers have given two big thumbs up to the Pope on his fashion choice.
From his Chanel inspired overcoat to his Vera Wang lace under dress ending up on his ruby red slippers, Joan Rivers says outta the park.
From a...
Cheyenne, Wyoming -- The Tribal Gathering Is taking the Catholic Church to court over its use of smoke signals to announce papal election results.
"Just because you know how to build a fire doesn't mean you can steal our proven communications tech...
The Vatican -- New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is moving to complete a deal that would make him the second Jewish Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church.
"St. Peter was Jewish and he turned out to be the indestructible rock God chose to head his ch...
ROME, ITALY - Now ex-Pope Benedict XVI has given his first interview since retirement to Italian media channel "Televisio El Italiano" from his Roman mansion earlier today. The interviewer questioned him on such topics as "why the big hat?", "how do you wash the big hat?" and "can I have a big hat?" The Pope simply waved his hand and explained.
"My name is Cardinal Ratzinger, please. I am Pope...
Vatican City -- As he retires as the mystical leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict is being honored for the miracles he performed while pontiff. Among the amazing feats with which he is credited are these wonders:
Converted the Pope Mobil...
In his documentary Brian Cox mentioned that the Apollo astronauts read the story of Earth's creation from the Book of Genesis from the bible.
Christians everywhere rejoiced when they heard the beautiful scripture read on Christmas Eve 1968 and saw...
Following his shock resignation, Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement of grave regret and apology. Pope Benedict, or plain old Ratty, Joey or Claire (or, indeed, Eggs) as he is known to his friends, broke down when asked at a press conference for...
Controversy within the Church of England has intensified today on the eve of a crucial vote by the General Synod as to whether Christians should defy some of the laws of physics.
'We are sick of scientists not taking seriously our religious Truths...
911 operators were surprised and a bit shocked when a caller requested help from a situation he'd gotten himself into.
The 911 operator answered the call:
911 Operator
Can I help you
Caller (In a muffled voice)
I'm stuck in handcuffs and I can't get out
911 Operator
I'm sorry I couldn't understand what you said, could you repeat yourself.
Caller (In a muffled voice)
I'm stuck i...
A Santa Ana lawyer learned a valuable lesson, that computer technicians can't be trusted even after they take your hard earned money to line their pockets with hefty profits.
The Santa Ana lawyer was arrested Tuesday on a warrant accusing him of p...
VATICAN CITY (ABSNN) - It is a fake, the papyrus fragment that claims Jesus was married, that is.
According to today's issue of the Vatican's newspaper, L'Observatore Romano, "Substantial reasons would lead one to conclude that the papyrus is inde...
Yale Professor of Ancient Religions, Salvatore Crocifisso, disputes the translation of the newly-discovered Coptic text claiming that Jesus had a wife. The professor made his announcement yesterday at the Yale University's Student Union and Car Wash...