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Funny story: Dinosaurs were thick and deserved extinction

Dinosaurs were thick and deserved extinction

Scientists at UCLA claim to have solved the age old riddle of what became of our predecessors, the dinosaurs. In a ten year, $795 billion study, biologists, archaeologists and zoologists believe they have discovered the fate of the former lords of th...
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Funny story: Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It's always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messe...
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Funny story: A New Mobile App for the Wives of Husbands with Wandering Eyes

A New Mobile App for the Wives of Husbands with Wandering Eyes

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." KJV Matthew 5:28 Jesus knew it. Wives know it too. A man whose eyes are constantly wandering will often wander, s...
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Funny story: Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad causing Decline of Religion

Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad causing Decline of Religion

It's official: more people are interested in Game Of Throne (GOT) than any religion on Earth. More and more people are turning atheist and care less for any religion than ever before. When speaking to experts you usually hear the same tired reasons...
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Funny story: Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

JERUSALEM- Archaeologists have discovered a lost book from the Christian New Testament, allegedly confirming the principles of evolution. The work was found in a cave near the city of Jerusalem. Entitled the 'Book of GEROM', (Genetic Evoluti...
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Funny story: Be My Virtual Saviour

Be My Virtual Saviour

A lot must be considered when picking the right religion to be on-line ordained into. Due diligence is key to finding the right path to enlightenment, and whilst it looks very easy for those tambourine-rattling, devil-dodgers on Songs of Praise and The Only Way Is Amish, a degree of actual commitment and clarity of mind is critical for spiritual success. My personal journey began on a Saturday m...
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Funny story: Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...
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Funny story: God Announces Resignation on Twitter

God Announces Resignation on Twitter

Mr Lord God or 'The' Lord God has today announced his intention to step down from his role of being God for an indefinite amount of time. The news broke on God's official Twitter account and it had been expected for a number of weeks. He is due t...
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Funny story: It's Pope Francis vs. the Eight Ball in a know-it-all shootout

It's Pope Francis vs. the Eight Ball in a know-it-all shootout

New York City - What does Pope Francis have in common with The Magic Eight Ball? They both are infallible, possessing the magical ability of always providing the right answer at the right time. But there is one question that they haven't examined: who between the two is the smartest? The ball? Or the bishop? The Institute for the Intensely Intelligent recently conducted an Infallibility Face-...
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Funny story: Malevolent Mascot Maraurdes Mongolian Metropolis

Malevolent Mascot Maraurdes Mongolian Metropolis

Disturbing images are filtering in through the Mongolian social media site, DuckSoup.web Witnesses in one of Ulan Baator's biggest McDonald's "restaurants" have attested to seeing an 8 foot mascot dressed in the Sino-friendly version of Ronald McD...
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Funny story: Bavarian Bestiality Believed to Be Behind Belgian Boys' Buggery

Bavarian Bestiality Believed to Be Behind Belgian Boys' Buggery

Munich, Deutschland - Dr. Hans Freid Eggs, a renowned German zoologist has come to the defence of four orang-utans convicted of grievous buggery committed against a group of Belgian schoolboys. "This is nothing but a snitch-up!"(sic) exclaimed Egg...
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Funny story: Rat's Ass Discovered in Collection Plate at Local Church

Rat's Ass Discovered in Collection Plate at Local Church

REDDING, CA - Police have one suspect in custody after an incident yesterday at Grace U-Save Baptist Church where church officials found what was believed to be a rat's ass in a collection plate following services Sunday morning. Pastor Bubba Bun...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules to Include Ten Commandments in Federal Jury Instructions

Supreme Court Rules to Include Ten Commandments in Federal Jury Instructions

One-upping its recent ruling allowing public prayers before town meetings in Greece, New York, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 to include the Ten Commandments in federal criminal jury instructions. Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote for the majority, "It d...
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Funny story: Pope To Translate Bible to 140 Characters #blessed

Pope To Translate Bible to 140 Characters #blessed

The streets of the Vatican were bustling as White Smoke alerted all the citizens. White Smoke being the official app of the Pope. The sound of Marimba echoing through the streets. "Oh Our God! Is the Pope #RIP?" tweeted @vatikitty12. Sighs of relief...
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Funny story: Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Science's goal is to create reasonable explanations (theories) to describe reality - theories that rely, not on feelings or passions, but on evidence. Yet substantial portions of the American people reject scientific conclusions. In the fields of p...
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Funny story: More faith schools to be built or converted

More faith schools to be built or converted

The government has announced that the number of faith schools in the UK is to be massively increased, in an attempt to placate vocal religious groups who are demanding more control over their childrens' education. Religious fanatic the Archbishop...
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Funny story: Has Archbishop Gone Over to The Dark Side ?

Has Archbishop Gone Over to The Dark Side ?

After finding a pile of white Archbishop robes in a skip, clergy have announced that the Archbishop of Canterbury and the majority of Canterbury related bishopry have crossed to the dark side. The Archbishop, whose very existence might have been...
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Funny story: Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

The Atheist Society of Great Britain today announced that it will be organising street parties nationwide throughout the Easter period. Atheist Society spokesperson B.L. Zebub explained why to the alcohol sodden Church of England press corps. "Wel...
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