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Funny story: Creation Scientists Teaching Snakes to Talk

Creation Scientists Teaching Snakes to Talk

Having definitively proven the scientific accuracy of the first two chapters of Genesis, researchers Christian Fisch and Ina Diaz of Liberty University are well into a research program designed to validate the accuracy of chapter three. "Even the secular evolutionists know that snakes have vestigial hip bones", declared Dr. Fisch. "This proves that they were capable of walking on two or four l...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - family sue 2017 for being too modern

Isle of Wight News - family sue 2017 for being too modern

A family from Ventnor are trying to sue 2017 for being too modern. "There's a natural order in the universe," said father of two, Dick Womble. "And that's the order ordained by God." According to Mr Womble, the invention of indoor plumbing, su...
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Funny story: Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

After allowing his silent religious order to communicate via the use of Facebook, Abbot Michael Lafferty, was mortified when comments that he left on one of his priest's Facebook entries went viral. Having entered the sanctuary's working donkey in...
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Funny story: Planet Dracon on the verge of war

Planet Dracon on the verge of war

(DRAGNOG STAR) - An anti-Cudisim billboard humiliating the religious leader Jeriba Shigan that can be seen from the southbound lanes of speedway 5-46 on the east side is drawing concern from local Cudist. Cuda and Vagina are the two major religion...
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Funny story: The Imp condemn Tambo Rooka

The Imp condemn Tambo Rooka

Space News- A 20-year-old Imp from the planet Kangaroo has been sentenced to twenty years hard labor by a court, following the conviction on charges he insulted the prophet Hooter and his wives on Social-Media, officials said Tuesday. Hazmat is th...
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Funny story: Athisis goddess statue removed in Bangore after Jaboody outcry

Athisis goddess statue removed in Bangore after Jaboody outcry

Space news- The statue of a female Athisis goddess was removed from the Bangore Supreme Court complex, after an outcry from the religious Jaboody. The sculpture of Arena - the goddess of sex - wearing a toga was donated, but the Jaboody religious...
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Funny story: Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

"The French Canadians are quite friendly," said choir director Brigham Smith in a press release, "and we were generally well received, but some of our interactions with the Quebecois were rather puzzling, to say the least." "For instance, can som...
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Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Old Man Kennedy's Saturday boxers, red and tattered by the wind, were still waving in the wind at the top of the pole the pigs had put up. The terror level was still on high alert. Nothing had changed, except that it had gotten worse. When Scylla and Charidibis woke that morning and went the yard to chase their tails a bit before breakfast, they saw another slaughtered boar. It was mangled in...
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Funny story: Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

What a week it has been for the Son of the Almighty. Tuesday, Jesus himself was seen at the Tampa's infamous The Honey Pot night club, a night spot known for its super-hot drag show. A copy of Jesus's bar tab reveals he and his "posse" of Lucif...
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Funny story: Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights

Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights

Pearly Gates, Heaven - Mother Nature tips back her raggedy leaf-crown in front of God's famous gates, refusing to go to arbitration over their on-going dispute regarding her wage package. The wand-waving Disastress has been very vocal over the last s...
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Funny story: GOP Leaders Open House of Prostitution

GOP Leaders Open House of Prostitution

Associated Press, by Manny Jack Moe --Republican leaders House Speaker Paul Ryan, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus have opened a house of ill repute near the famous Chicken Ranch in Nevada.
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Funny story: God's real, and he's a man

God's real, and he's a man

The world's favourite atheist Richard Dawkins today announced that he had inadvertently proved the existence of a higher power with a penis. He was seen to be sitting in an Oxford pub before he threw his drink to ground, leapt to his feet and ran out...
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Funny story: God No Show

God No Show

Police were called out to the village of "No" in Shropshire in the early hours of this morning after pensioners staged a riot over the "non appearance of God". Forty seven geriatrics were arrested for a variety of public order offences. The annual...
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Funny story: Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

Northern Line at rush hour revealed as Dante's tenth circle of hell

In a shock statement, the tenth circle of hell from Dante's "Inferno" has been named as the Northern Line at rush hour. Intended as the circle to punish commuters for trusting the British public transportation system, this horrendous site sees an...
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Funny story: God to step down, names Alexis Taylor of Hot Chip as successor

God to step down, names Alexis Taylor of Hot Chip as successor

HEAVEN - God announced today in a press statement that he aimed to step down from the role of God. He clarified that: "it's difficult being God, people don't really get that there's a lot to it, you know, unleashing fiery vengeance upon whores an...
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Funny story: God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

God Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Vatican City, Italy - God has given word to Pope Francis that he wants the pontiff to file a lawsuit in New Jersey's 2nd appellate court, claiming that Angel Soft toilet paper is guilty of defamation of character against his beloved angels. "God w...
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Funny story: Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

Jesus Hangs Up His Crown of Thorns, Looks Forward To Retirement

According a late-day press conference, God announced Jesus would no longer be in the family business and that the two had mutually agreed to part ways after over 2,000 years of working together. "It probably wasn't a good idea from the start," J...
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Funny story: Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Greenwich CT: "Never before has there been such a horror!" said Rev. Paul Martin. He, along with 138 congregants looked somewhat dazed and had a vacant thousand yard stare in their eyes. The front lawn of Saints of Grace Lutheran Church looked like a...
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