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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough Says There's Nothing Between Him and Kellie Pickler But Dancing

LOS ANGELES - Each year Dancing With The Stars has a couple who are rumored to be doing more than just the cha cha cha, the samba, or the quick step. And this year's spotlighted couple is the dancing team of Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and Kell...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs

Taylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs

NASHVILLE - A member of Taylor Swift's band who did not want his name mentioned informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that Taylor is searching for a new boyfriend. The unnamed band member said that the 23-year-old singer is worried that she may not have...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Now Looking For A Boyfriend In The Sports World

Taylor Swift Now Looking For A Boyfriend In The Sports World

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, 23, was in Music City shopping around for a certain brand of guitar strings. Afterwards she and a close friend identified as Chevette Goobergraust, 21, had lunch at a local Burger Belle. Taylor revealed to Chevette tha...
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Funny story:  Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian dating sights are Internet dating systems which permit individuals to communicate with each other over the Internet with the intention of developing a personal relationship which eventually leads to marriage. Psychologist, Danny Hembree...
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Funny story:  Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Man

Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Man

Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Houston is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship with t...
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Funny story:  'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

In what may be the most thoughtful gesture of their 3-year relationship, Jake Harrington plans to leave his girlfriend Mary Rockmore a half-eaten bologna sandwich. Harrington said the thoughtful act, which occurs after the two had a long argumen...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Filled With Gloom

Selena Gomez Filled With Gloom

NACOGDOCHES, Texas - Selena Gomez was in East Texas visiting her Uncle Chepito "Sizzle" Bellafelli who recently retired from The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus where he performed as a fire eater for 37 years. Selena said that growin...
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Funny story:  The Robert Pattinson - Kristen Stewart Relationship Appears To Be On The Rocks

The Robert Pattinson - Kristen Stewart Relationship Appears To Be On The Rocks

HOLLYWOOD - The couple that Joan Rivers called one of the happiest couples that she has ever seen; since Dick and Liz, appears to be heading straight for Rocksville. A source close to both R-Pattz and K-Stew stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk that the...
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Funny story:  The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...
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Funny story:  Americans are tired of  'better love and marriage' books

Americans are tired of 'better love and marriage' books

A two year-long study completed by Cornell University's 'Bettelheim Group for SUPER-SUPER Loving Relationships' will appear in the March issue of 'The Journal of Love Me, Love You, Too,' the World's iconic medium for current research into why men and women and gays either relate or don't give a flying fart about one another. The Journal is published in 17 languages and even appears on newstands in...
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Funny story:  Local Man Voluntarily Removes Own Testicles Before Committing To Relationship

Local Man Voluntarily Removes Own Testicles Before Committing To Relationship

Kansas City - A local man here manipulated his own mind with guilt-trips until reaching the decision to remove his own testicles before committing himself to a relationship. 40 year-old Jack Sloan reported to officials that he had used a plastic b...
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Funny story:  Three ways in which you know you'll wreck your relationship

Three ways in which you know you'll wreck your relationship

Things are going well. You like her. She likes you. She spent the night. You called her the requisite six or eight times the following day. But you and I know, you've only got another week to 10 days before you start screwing up. It's inevitable. You won't fight it. First, you'll go ahead and order that food you and I know you should never eat if you're planning on living among people within...
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Funny story:  Relationship counselling for teenagers slammed

Relationship counselling for teenagers slammed

A new service offering relationship counselling for dating teenagers has been slammed by CHILD, the Children's Helpline In Lessoning Dependency. "Kids make and break relationships all the time," said Hillary Capillary. "It's part of growing up, l...
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Funny story:  Lewis Hamilton  To Marry!

Lewis Hamilton To Marry!

British Formula 1 racing driver Lewis Hamilton has announced he is to marry a cat. The twenty-six year old 2008 Formula One World Champion who currently drives for McLaren made the surprise announcement to the press yesterday following widespread rum...
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Funny story:  Loneliness blamed on laissez-faire markets

Loneliness blamed on laissez-faire markets

Left wing think tank Jizzmop have today released a report which criticises the "laissez-faire free market" approach that people have towards relationships. Spokesman Herbert Jizzmop explained, "People are free to choose whoever they want as a frie...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has admitted that his relationship with Cheryl Cole has hit the rocks and their sultry ship has sunk to the bottom. Hough explained to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he just got to...
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Funny story:  John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

FORT LAUDERDALE - One of the most famous photographers in recent history is back on the front pages. Rielle Hunter, who gave birth to Senator John Edwards love child, has told a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is fed up with all of the...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley, who recently took second place in the 2011 edition of Dancing With The Stars, was spotted at a local Burger Doll Restaurant minus her boy toy Shancie Boyd. According to Taffeta Kixx of iRumors the 60-year-old Alley, who is now known as "The Dancing Cougar" has ended her relationship with her boyfriend hip hop artist Shancie Boyd who at 21, was young enough to be...
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