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Funny story: Taylor Swift Comments That Justin Bieber Has Already Been Given Way Too Many Chances

Taylor Swift Comments That Justin Bieber Has Already Been Given Way Too Many Chances

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift stated on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she does not like to make waves but she said that she would reply to the question regarding her thoughts on the problem child Justin Bieber. Taylor, who has a legion of fans all...
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Funny story: Former Teen Idol David Cassidy Sentenced To Rehab

Former Teen Idol David Cassidy Sentenced To Rehab

HOLLYWOOD - Several Tinsel Town entertainment media publications including Bedroom Pillow Talk are reporting a story about one of the biggest teen idols of the 70s. David Cassidy who starred in the musical sitcom The Partridge Family has just been...
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Funny story: Man Survives 300-Foot Fall With Only Brain Damage

Man Survives 300-Foot Fall With Only Brain Damage

A tourist flying in a helicopter over the East Tennessee Amusement Park survived a fall from the helicopter some 300 feet, with only minor scratches and some brain damage. So did the man who helped break his fall. Mark Lonas of Townsend, Tennes...
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Funny story: Ke$ha Is Out of Rehab

Ke$ha Is Out of Rehab

LOS ANGELES - The girl with the dollar sign in her name, Ke$ha has just informed the Hollywood press that she has completed her stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. The 27-year-old singer said that she is thrilled that she decided to c...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - The once troubled little starlet Lindsay Lohan has said that she has finally gotten her act together. Appearing on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, Lilo said that the three months she spent in a rehab clinic last year did w...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Won't Be A Complete Woman Unless Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson Is Back In Her Life

Lindsay Lohan Says She Won't Be A Complete Woman Unless Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson Is Back In Her Life

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ever since spending three months at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Lindsay Lohan has said that she is trying to keep on the straight and narrow. She noted that she has pretty much stopped her 24/7 partying ways and is con...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Talks About Justin Bieber and Her Stay At A Rehab Clinic

Selena Gomez Talks About Justin Bieber and Her Stay At A Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Pop singer Selena Gomez has spoken about her recent two-week stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. She talked with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that the stress from all of the media questions about her...
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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Checks Himself Into A Rehab Clinic

Dennis Rodman Checks Himself Into A Rehab Clinic

NEW YORK CITY - The worldwide traveling former NBA star Dennis Rodman has finally returned back to American soil after his trip to North Korea. And Dennis surprised everyone as he immediately checked himself into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab C...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says She Will Be Entering Rehab To Deal With Her Loud On-Court Grunting

Maria Sharapova Says She Will Be Entering Rehab To Deal With Her Loud On-Court Grunting

LOS ANGELES - One of the world's greatest tennis players Maria Sharapova has just informed the sports press that she will be checking herself into The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic. The 26-year-old stated that her on-court grunting has gotten loud...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be The Number One Cougar In Tinsel Town

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be The Number One Cougar In Tinsel Town

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has actually traded two vices, drugs and alcohol for a third vice young men. Lohan who has been doing pretty good since spending 3 months in a rehab clinic during the summer has been seen on both coasts cavo...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Has Said Sayonara To Her Party Girl Days

Lindsay Lohan Says She Has Said Sayonara To Her Party Girl Days

LOS ANGELES - The former number one party girl of LaLaLand, Lindsay Lohan has stated that she has mended her evil, wicked ways and her lips no longer touch alcohol. Lohan who spent three months in rehab told Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Headed To Rehab To Try And Cure Her Out-Of-Control Animosity Towards President Obama

Ann Coulter Headed To Rehab To Try And Cure Her Out-Of-Control Animosity Towards President Obama

NEW YORK CITY - A federal judge traveled to New York City to inform GOP pundit Ann Coulter that she is to report to a rehab clinic no later than December 1, 2013. Judge Rory Carsonbeck, 58, has taken the action due to the fact that Ann Coulter has...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin has done it again and again and again. He has verbally attacked a member of the paparazzi using gay expletives and once again the actor has had to eat crow and issue an apology or as Vice-President Biden put it, "...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon

Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan and a group of her friends were seen partying at the Sing Sing Karoke Club in New York City. Lohan actually got up and sang the Dolly Parton song which was later covered by Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love You."...
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Funny story: Blake Shelton Refuses To Get Into Rehab Because There's No Beer There

Blake Shelton Refuses To Get Into Rehab Because There's No Beer There

NASHVILLE - One of country music's biggest party hounds, Blake Shelton, has been told by several close friends that he really needs to get himself into rehab as his beer drinking is getting a little bit on the out-of-hand side. The 6-foot-5-inch t...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

NEW YORK CITY - The girl known for having a perpetual smirk on her face, Kristen Stewart, made a guest appearance on The View. She told Jenny McCarthy that she has finally realized that her ex-boyfriend and fellow Twilight Saga actor, Rob Pattinso...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

LA BREA, California - Lindsay Lohan was having lunch at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner with the host of American Idol Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest. Lohan has said that Ryan is one of the few Hollywood celebrities who did not turn his back on h...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Vows That Her Automobile Accident Days Are Over

Lindsay Lohan Vows That Her Automobile Accident Days Are Over

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab did wonders for her. She told her mom that she now sees that she was headed on the road to ruin and she has decided to act her age instead of her shoe size as they say...
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