Local Slimy Limey Man, Martin Shuttlecock told today how he survived a run in with gangstas on Harlem's 125th Street today in true Brit style by 'winging it'.
The local man was in town hoping to audition as a writer for Late Night With David Lette...
London - (God's Wanker Mess): The godmother of UK organised crime is suspected of being behind the grisly scenes in Fulham's Alderville Road this week.
A mystery corpse was discovered under gangland boss Reggie Kray old mucker Roy Heath's patio...
Police have launched a massive nationwide hunt following the announcement that the skeleton of Britain's most notorious criminal mastermind Reggie Kray has escaped from a London cemetery and was last seen hitchhiking to Cornwall.
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