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Rumours Of Katherine Jenkins Affair With David Beckham Rubbished By Reg Bond

Funny story: Rumours Of Katherine Jenkins Affair With David Beckham Rubbished By Reg Bond

As the internet was last night swamped with rumours regarding an alleged affair between Welsh Diva Katherine Jenkins and underpant pin-up boy, David Beckham, former minder to the stars, Reg Bond, from Burnley dismissed the rumours as 'rubbish.' Sp...

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Maria Sharapova To Visit Former Minder - Burnley Man Reg Bond - Ahead Of Wimbledon 2012

Funny story: Maria Sharapova To Visit Former Minder - Burnley Man Reg Bond - Ahead Of Wimbledon 2012

Globally renowned Russian grunting tennis queen, Maria Sharapova, has announced that she is to pay a goodwill visit to her former minder, Reg Bond, at his shared Burnley B&B room ahead of this year's Wimbledon tennis championships. "I owe much...

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Reg Bond - "My Nights Of Hell With Kristen Stewart!"

Funny story: Reg Bond - "My Nights Of Hell With Kristen Stewart!"

Aspiring Burnley chip shop proprietor and former bodyguard to the stars, Reg Bond, today revealed the shocking truth of his interminable "nights of hell" with Twilight Star, Kristen Stewart. Speaking from his shared room in a B&B in Burnley's...

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Reg Bond Reveals Why He Refused To Provide Personal Security For Harry Styles, Zayn Malik And Liam Payne Of One Direction

Funny story: Reg Bond Reveals Why He Refused To Provide Personal Security For Harry Styles, Zayn Malik And Liam Payne Of One Direction

One time bodyguard to the stars, and currently an aspiring Burnley chip shop proprietor, Reg Bond today revealed why he eventually refused to provide personal security for Harry Styles, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne, of boyband One Direction. Speaking...

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Reg Bond Reveals Why He Turned Down The Holly Willoughby And Tulisa Jobs

Funny story: Reg Bond Reveals Why He Turned Down The Holly Willoughby And Tulisa Jobs

Aspiring Burnley chip shop owner and former bodyguard to the stars, Reg Bond, today revealed exclusively to SEN the reasons why he turned down bodyguard jobs with This Morning's Holly Willoughby and Tulisa out of X-Factor and N-Dubz. Speaking from...

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Burnley's Own Reg Bond Reveals That Whitney Houston Was His Inspiration

Funny story: Burnley's Own Reg Bond Reveals That Whitney Houston Was His Inspiration

Burnley - Former bodyguard to the stars, and now an aspiring fish and chip shop proprietor, Reg Bond, today exclusively revealed to SEN International that his long serving career as a minder to the stars was actually inspired by US diva and soul sing...

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Reg Bond Reveals How He Told A Tearful Posh Spice That David Beckham Was Probably Her Best Option

Funny story: Reg Bond Reveals How He Told A Tearful Posh Spice That David Beckham Was Probably Her Best Option

Yates's Wine Lodge - Burnley - Today, holding court in Yates's Wine Lodge in Burnley town centre, former bodyguard to the stars and currently aspiring fish and chip shop proprietor, Reg Bond revealed how the David/Victoria Beckham romance could have...

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Reg Bond Reveals Why He Quit As Lady Gaga's Bodyguard And Went Home To Burnley

Funny story: Reg Bond Reveals Why He Quit As Lady Gaga's Bodyguard And Went Home To Burnley

Although his name is nowhere near as high profile as the stars he has been contracted to protect, Burnley based bodyguard, Reg Bond has finally turned his back on the high life, and returned to the Lancashire mill town with a view to opening a fish a...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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