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Funny story: UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

NEW YORK, NY - UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president. 60 percent the USA's refugees a...
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Funny story: Sharks with frickin' laser beams: The new border protection defensive policy of Australia

Sharks with frickin' laser beams: The new border protection defensive policy of Australia

Australian Greens Senator, Sarah Hanson-Young has recently discovered a revolutionary new defense system that could bolster Australia's border security. In the last few years, Australia has experienced an influx in asylum seekers that has divided...
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Funny story: Somerset boat people stopped by Immigration officials trying to enter U.K.

Somerset boat people stopped by Immigration officials trying to enter U.K.

A UKIP comedy party spokesperson told our reporter this morning that the party had no problem with the scores of Somerset refugees entering Britain illegally. "These people will be held at a central processing unit and dealt with according to EU rul...
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Funny story: Chopper Reid addresses the United Nations Security Council

Chopper Reid addresses the United Nations Security Council

In a last ditch effort to save her "Swap an Illegal" deal with Malaysia, Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has appointed Chopper Reid as Australia's Ambassador to the United Nations. This morning Chopper addressed the Security Council in...
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Funny story: Captured UK rioters, thugs, looters and other scum to be sent to Somalian refugee camps for 3 months hard labour!

Captured UK rioters, thugs, looters and other scum to be sent to Somalian refugee camps for 3 months hard labour!

The recent riots in the UK have proved one thing, that those who participated certainly need a harsh lesson and the Prime Minister has approved of an idea from the innocent people who have been severely damaged by the riots. The rioters, looters, thugs and other scum are to be dumped into containers,without a hearing or trial, put in jumbo transport aeroplanes and shipped immediately off to Som...
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Funny story: Taliban Making Progress in Pakistan, Says Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter

Taliban Making Progress in Pakistan, Says Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter

MINGORA, PK - When General Musharaf ousted Pakistan's Prime Minister Sharif in 1999, he proceeded to "force liberal ideals down conservative Pakistani throats for nearly a decade," according to Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter, a controversial yet popul...
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Funny story: Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

PORT-AU-PRINCE - "I did inhale, this time," joked Former U.S. President Bill Clinton afterward, grinning at Wyclef Jean, his intermittent travel companion to the Caribbean island country. "Aww, heck," he drawled, "maybe the other times, too!" Cli...
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Funny story: Wombles Incite Refugee Camp Disturbances

Wombles Incite Refugee Camp Disturbances

Calais, France - Following the closure of the Sangatte refugee camp, eastern European economic migrants set up a squatter camp in woodlands close to the French port. However, riot police moved in this week in a bid to clear the camp, known locally...
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Funny story: Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.
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Funny story: Howard and Mugabe, Sitting in a Tree, Both Condemned by Am-nes-ty

Howard and Mugabe, Sitting in a Tree, Both Condemned by Am-nes-ty

Australian Prime Minister John Howard has very publicly condemned the rule of Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe labeling him a "grubby dictator". Howard has even gone so far as to prevent his beloved Australian cricket team from playing a...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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