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Hurricane thumps the US!

Funny story: Hurricane thumps the US!

A hurricane swept across the US last night causing historic devastation, destruction and left a H-bomb scenario in its wake! The storm started in Florida, then swept northwards leaving Alabama, Kentucky and other redneck states miraculously, virtu...

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Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped

Funny story: Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped

President Obama on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiative, starting with $100 million in 2014, to invent and refine new technologies to understand the hows and whys - the unique functioning of - Fundamentalist Christian/Redneck thou...

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Digester's Reader: Uncle Billy's Barn-Cooked BBQ

Funny story: Digester's Reader: Uncle Billy's Barn-Cooked BBQ

Down in Alabama between two small towns on an old, dusty county road is one of the south's best kept secrets; Uncle Billy's Barn Cooked BBQ. Billy Chawhock has been feeding locals around here for about six years now and he got his start one day because of a rainstorm that drove him and his homemade 55 gallon drum grill into the old horse barn out back of his family home. "We were having compan...

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Lindsay Lohan: Robertson Family Bunch of Redneck Freaks

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Robertson Family Bunch of Redneck Freaks

Lindsay Lohan told what reporters who still hang around her that she thought Duck Dynasty was the worst show she had ever seen. Those at the scene stated that she laughed and called them Hillbillies. "What is this a joke? Television ratings so...

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Clint Eastwood Has Fun

Funny story: Clint Eastwood Has Fun

The police union in Omaha, Nebraska, posted the clip on its website to highlight what it called the "cycle of violence and thuggery" the community faces. The video shows an African-American toddler who knocks down a chair and gives nearly as good...

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Duck Dynasty, Smith & Wesson, Army Team Up

Funny story: Duck Dynasty, Smith & Wesson, Army Team Up

In an effort to corner the market on rednecks, girls and women, Duck Dynasty, gun makers Smith & Wesson and Mossberg have teamed up. The U.S. Military is acting in an advisory capacity to the new conglomerate. As has been reported in this sp...

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Duck Dynasty Launches Redneck Brand Of Firearms

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Launches Redneck Brand Of Firearms

With the threat of "suspension" behind them and more free publicity than they know what to with following Phil Robertson's controversial interview with GQ magazine, the Duck Dynasty family is cashing in by launching a brand new line of firearms. C...

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TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

Funny story: TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

Dallas Tx. - A 13-year-old white girl traveling with her two dance instructors was handcuffed and taken by police to Child Protective Services, over the pleas of the two black male guardians she was traveling with. Landry Smith traveled with the b...

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A Dog Is NOT Mans Best Friend Claims Inbred Redneck Man

Funny story: A Dog Is NOT Mans Best Friend Claims Inbred Redneck Man

Good ole' boy Lee Perkins, card carrying member of the NRA and secret cross dresser, claims he is sick and tired of folk telling him that mans best friend is a dog, despite he himself owning several well trained, obedient and loyal canines. "It is...

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Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

Funny story: Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

McINTYRE, Georgia - It had to happen sooner or later. The TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be giving birth to a spinoff. According to a network spokesperson, the new show will feature the uncle of Honey Boo Boo, Marvin Lee Thompson.

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Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo Rolling In The Ca$h

Funny story: Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo Rolling In The Ca$h

McINTYRE, Georgia - The TLC Network has just given the Thompson-Shannon family, who star in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, a hefty raise from $5,000 per show to $15,000 per show. June "Mama" Shannon, who tips the scales at 307 pounds, told TV ClickerWo...

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Honey Boo Boo And The Zombie Bees Scare

Funny story: Honey Boo Boo And The Zombie Bees Scare

MCINTYRE, Georgia - Filming on the popular hit TLC cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was interrupted after a swarm of zombie bees showed up at the Shannon-Thompson household backyard picnic. June "Mama" Shannon, 32, and her live-in partner Mike...

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Honey Boo Boo's Mama Tells Kris Jenner To Kiss Her Redneck Rump

Funny story: Honey Boo Boo's Mama Tells Kris Jenner To Kiss Her Redneck Rump

HOLLYWOOD - The mother of the Kardashian sisters, Kris Jenner has just attacked little Honey Boo Boo and her mother June "Mama" Shannon. Kris, who is married to Bruce "Stone Face" Jenner told The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she cannot believe t...

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"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Beats Out The Republican National Convention

Funny story: "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Beats Out The Republican National Convention

LOS ANGELES - The TLC Network is as happy as a ostrich in soft dirt after their hit reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo beat out every one of the four major networks plus CNN which was showing the Republican National Convention. The reality show...

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French Restaurant Surrenders to Boinkin' Bubba's Redneck Shak

Funny story: French Restaurant Surrenders to Boinkin' Bubba's Redneck Shak

The East Dublin, Georgia French restaurant, La Mort Escargot, has announced its official surrender to Boinkin' Bubba's Redneck Shak that resides 'a ways down yonder road'. East Dublin, Georgia is famously known as the city that holds the Summer Redn...

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Rare Outbreak of Raccoon Alcoholism in Rural Missouri

PUXICO, MO- Last weekend a Puxico resident noticed peculiar behavior among some of the furry critters that live on his farm. The raccoons were displaying signs of increased aggression, momentary fatigue, and a lack of hygiene. The local wildlife serv...

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Manifesto For The Liberation Of The Upper Penninsula Of Michigan From The Tyranny Of The State Of Michigan And Returning It To Its Proper Place As An Appendage Of Wisconsin

Funny story: Manifesto For The Liberation Of The Upper Penninsula Of Michigan From The Tyranny Of The State Of Michigan And Returning It To Its Proper Place As An Appendage Of Wisconsin

Let this document stand as a statement of intent by the Wisconsin Underground Saboteur Society For The Insurrection And Eventual Setting Free Of The UP (W.U.S.S.I.E.S.) to liberate the so named Upper Peninsula from years of subjugation by the repressive forces of the state of Michigan. The writers of this manifesto would like to make clear to all concerned that the Upper Peninsula was seized f...

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One Star Redneck Bandit Finally Caught! Has Typing Finger Amputated!

Funny story: One Star Redneck Bandit Finally Caught! Has Typing Finger Amputated!

The redneck one-star bandit who has been tormenting Spoof writers has been caught and the pointer finger on his right had has been amputated to prevent him from ever harassing hard working, somewhat decent Spoof writers from ever again having their m...

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