McINTYRE, Georgia - It had to happen sooner or later. The TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be giving birth to a spinoff.
According to a network spokesperson, the new show will feature the uncle of Honey Boo Boo, Marvin Lee Thompson.
McINTYRE, Georgia - The TLC Network has just given the Thompson-Shannon family, who star in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, a hefty raise from $5,000 per show to $15,000 per show.
June "Mama" Shannon, who tips the scales at 307 pounds, told TV ClickerWo...
MCINTYRE, Georgia - Filming on the popular hit TLC cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was interrupted after a swarm of zombie bees showed up at the Shannon-Thompson household backyard picnic.
June "Mama" Shannon, 32, and her live-in partner Mike...
HOLLYWOOD - The mother of the Kardashian sisters, Kris Jenner has just attacked little Honey Boo Boo and her mother June "Mama" Shannon.
Kris, who is married to Bruce "Stone Face" Jenner told The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she cannot believe t...
LOS ANGELES - The TLC Network is as happy as a ostrich in soft dirt after their hit reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo beat out every one of the four major networks plus CNN which was showing the Republican National Convention.
The reality show...
The East Dublin, Georgia French restaurant, La Mort Escargot, has announced its official surrender to Boinkin' Bubba's Redneck Shak that resides 'a ways down yonder road'. East Dublin, Georgia is famously known as the city that holds the Summer Redn...
PUXICO, MO- Last weekend a Puxico resident noticed peculiar behavior among some of the furry critters that live on his farm. The raccoons were displaying signs of increased aggression, momentary fatigue, and a lack of hygiene. The local wildlife serv...
Let this document stand as a statement of intent by the Wisconsin Underground Saboteur Society For The Insurrection And Eventual Setting Free Of The UP (W.U.S.S.I.E.S.) to liberate the so named Upper Peninsula from years of subjugation by the repressive forces of the state of Michigan.
The writers of this manifesto would like to make clear to all concerned that the Upper Peninsula was seized f...
A right-wing patriot group, unfazed by left or right-wing political rhetoric and 100% sane, was found by Tawdry Soup busily training for Armageddon just beyond the Wabash County line.
The rag-tag militia consisted of two guys walking down a dirt road in the middle of nowhere. They were wearing Sputnik era fatigues and weighed down with so much crap they looked like a walking army surplus store.
The redneck one-star bandit who has been tormenting Spoof writers has been caught and the pointer finger on his right had has been amputated to prevent him from ever harassing hard working, somewhat decent Spoof writers from ever again having their m...
Kinky Friedman has finally given the inspiration behind his hit single "Asshole From El Paso."
Friedman, who ran unsuccessfully for Governor of the Lone Star State, said that "I guess everyone knows that my song is a take off on I'm Proud to Be and Okie From Muskogee. Well, I really did know an Asshole From El Paso, and I thought that I would be like Weird Al Yankovic and change around the lyr...
In my other "wit and wisdom" collections, I tried to group things by type and theme. I'm just a plain old lazy ass now and probably ain't gonna organize this (unless the wife bitches at me about it or sumthin'). Yeah, I'm now so old that I've reached the age where I fart dust.
I used to post these thoughts as snippets, but Mark (the owner of this here website) tells me that they don't count a...
I got lots of people tellin' me that they like my philosophies of life. Hell, it ain't no damn philosopy, it's the way things are, or at least should be!
Anyhow, here's some more of my ways of thinking and ideas and questions and such. I don't care if it ain't politically correct or if it pisses some folks of at MSNBC or CNN or on the Ellen Degenerate show. It's how I think and what I feel.
Maybelle Buford, owner of Maybelle's Auto Body Front End and Paint and Bikini Wax, told representatives of the Chamber of Commerce that her brother is opening a new business in town. Ed Earl Simmons will open Simmons Western Wear, Hair, and Tanning...
Yes DOUBLE DENIM is the latest from the World of Fashion.
Well, this new fashion should be easy for us ALL to 'get with' - even the guys from 'Deliverance' - well, by that I mean, the guys who the movie was 'based on'.
Rednecks won't have a problem keeping up with this fashion. They always wear denim overalls and denim boxers.
For the rest of us: Go out and buy denim if you want to be n...
DAYTONA BITCH, FL (ABSNN) -- President Barack Obama has declared NASCAR racing to be an "illegal assembly of frigging rednecks," as well a a "huge waste of fucking time and gasoline, and rubber," with one stroke of his mighty penIs he serious?
"I...
In a frightening development the US Govt has announced that anyone who wishes to purchase country music , either from shops or by download , must now be licenced .
It will not be enough to prove you are a drunken, denim wearing, pickup driving fuc...
Donkeyspank, AL - State officials in Alabama and over 10,000 inebriated citizens gathered in Donkeyspank, Alabama today for the ribbon-cutting of Alabama's newest monument: The Tomb of the Unknown Cracker.
The monument commemorates an anonymous r...