The quick brown fox resigned today in protest and said that he has no intention of jumping over any more lazy dogs.
From his home in the woods behind Farmer Brown's chicken coop, Barney J. Fox said "I've been doing this for over 75 years without...
Hollywood, California - Robin Williams (comedian/ method actor) was backstage with his agent, Jeffrey Goldfrab, going over some comedy routines for that ill-fated evening's canceled performance when suddenly he began to experience chest pains while d...
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