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Red Sox Special Diet Plan for Pablo Sandoval

Pablo Sandoval has gone to the Disabled List. He may have gone to the dogs. He may have gone mad. In any respect, the Red Sox will not play him for at least two weeks. They are hoping his Inflate-gut will subside. The Red Sox master plan is for...

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Red Sox & Patriots on Verge of First MLB/NFL Trade

The Fat Man won't be singing the National Anthem on Opening Day for MLB. The Red Sox announced they would not play the most overweight player of the season during the upcoming week. Pablo Sandoval apparently did win the starting job at third base...

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Jack Spratt Not on Boston Red Sox Roster - Inflate-gut: Boston's Latest Sports Scandal

We have gone from Deflategate to Inflategut. Tom Brady never let the air out of the ball, and Pablo Sandoval never missed a meal. Yep, Pablo Sandoval has violated the league rules by playing with overly inflated high-cal dinners, breakfasts, and...

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Boston Red Sox Sideline Reporter Jenny Dell Is Out The Door

Funny story: Boston Red Sox Sideline Reporter Jenny Dell Is Out The Door

BOSTON - An inside source at NESM has stated that Jenny Dell has been relieved of her sideline duties effective immediately. It appears that the sexually attractive Miss Dell violated an unwritten rule that states that reporters will not fraterniz...

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Reggie Jackson Tells David Ortiz "There's Only One Mr. October - And That's Me Fella"

Funny story: Reggie Jackson Tells David Ortiz "There's Only One Mr. October - And That's Me Fella"

PHILADELPHIA - The Boston Red Sox defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 4 games to 2, to capture the World Series title. David Ortiz walked off with the MVP honors. As any baseball fan and enthusiast knows former New York Yankees great Reggie Jackso...

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Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Funny story: Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Although it has been shown many times over the years, it is still a big argument over whether Babe Ruth actually pointed to the outfield and then hit a home run in exactly the spot he had pointed to. Or was it all just a freak action that became a le...

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Patriots & Red Sox: Trading Places

LEXINGTON, CONCORD, & FOXBORO - Boston sports fans face the unbelievable and the incredible. Their two premier sports franchises, the Patriots and the Red Sox, have swapped situations. It's like that bad movie Trading Places with Eddie Murphy...

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A World Series to Savor: Red Sox Against Dodgers?

Unlike the Los Angeles Dodgers, another former last place team with a payroll to choke a horse, the Red Sox wore T-shirts that said, "We Own the East" and celebrated their first-place finish with a typical spray of shaken champagne. Blowing the co...

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Red Sox Hair Today Growing by the Bushel

PESKY'S BARBER'S POLE/FENWAY PARK- Blood, sweat, and beards, is a paraphrase of Winston Churchill. We see it on T-shirts worn by the players. The fans wore fake beards to the ballpark this week to show their folly and follicle spirit. The Bost...

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Red Sox on Verge of World (Series) Domination

The world may be ready for a Red Sox World Series. Yet, the world is always too much with us, according to wordsmith William Wordsworth. The Red Sox have swept a series with the Yankees in September during this strange season on the way to the pos...

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Daniel Nava Plays the Invisible Man in Baseball

Injustice seekers are already queuing up to complain about the grave error in judgment that shall befall Daniel Nava before long. Playing for the Red Sox like an all-star may not have its just rewards. He is not even on the All-Star ballot circula...

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Ellsbury Sets Record: Never Injured in Month Ending in "R"

Red Sox speedster Jacoby Ellsbury stole five bases in a meaningless game in Philadelphia the night before an important series began with the Yankees. Having avoided the appearance of cracked glass over the season so far, Ellsbury now has develope...

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Red Sox Player Injured While Sleeping

Red Sox star pitcher Clay Buchholz is having the year of his life, winning every game so far, up to seven. Alas, he will not make a stab at number seven, owing to his mattress. This is disconcerting for Pedro Martinez and the furniture company th...

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Humorist Eats His Words Over Red Sox

If we cut our teeth by chewing broken glass, you can understand how hard it is to eat our own words. And distasteful too. The Red Sox have catapulted back into first place as June is ready to bust out after a washout Memorial Day weekend. Wi...

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Red Sox Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock & J. Alfred Ellsbury

T.S. Eliot may have actually had the answer when it came to the conundrum known as Red Sox centerfielder Jacoby Ellsbury. Let us go then when the evening game is spread out against the sky like a base stealer etherized in his slide to second base-...

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Red Sox Suffer from Junk DNA

Before you get your knickers in a twist, we will not expose the Red Sox junk this time. Science has just learned that the Boston baseball team has over 98% of useless DNA. Most teams like the Yankees have cut their useless DNA to a minimum, but th...

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A Plague on Fenway Park

If self-immolation were an option, the Red Sox would lead the charge with a lit match. The latest victim of self-destruction hurdled himself headlong into the right field wall in a valiant (and some might say foolhardy) effort. Shane Victorino, al...

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Houston Baseball Comes to Boston

Surprise of all surprises, the Houston Colt .45s have come to Boston in April. We thought interleague play began later in the season. To our shock, we learned that the Houston team is now in the American League, having been drummed out of the Nati...

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