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Funny story:  Reggie Jackson Tells David Ortiz "There's Only One Mr. October - And That's Me Fella"

Reggie Jackson Tells David Ortiz "There's Only One Mr. October - And That's Me Fella"

PHILADELPHIA - The Boston Red Sox defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 4 games to 2, to capture the World Series title. David Ortiz walked off with the MVP honors. As any baseball fan and enthusiast knows former New York Yankees great Reggie Jackso...
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Funny story:  Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Although it has been shown many times over the years, it is still a big argument over whether Babe Ruth actually pointed to the outfield and then hit a home run in exactly the spot he had pointed to. Or was it all just a freak action that became a le...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Dyspepsia if Cleveland Comes to Town

Red Sox Dyspepsia if Cleveland Comes to Town

FENWAY PARK REVISITED- When it comes to opponents, we want the Boston Red Sox to play the Cleveland Indians. Perhaps it is a cream pie in the face for Red Sox ownership and will not happen in a world where fixed games are the norm. An Indians-R...
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Funny story:  Patriots & Red Sox: Trading Places

Patriots & Red Sox: Trading Places

LEXINGTON, CONCORD, & FOXBORO - Boston sports fans face the unbelievable and the incredible. Their two premier sports franchises, the Patriots and the Red Sox, have swapped situations. It's like that bad movie Trading Places with Eddie Murphy...
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Funny story:  A World Series to Savor: Red Sox Against Dodgers?

A World Series to Savor: Red Sox Against Dodgers?

Unlike the Los Angeles Dodgers, another former last place team with a payroll to choke a horse, the Red Sox wore T-shirts that said, "We Own the East" and celebrated their first-place finish with a typical spray of shaken champagne. Blowing the co...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Hair Today Growing by the Bushel

Red Sox Hair Today Growing by the Bushel

PESKY'S BARBER'S POLE/FENWAY PARK- Blood, sweat, and beards, is a paraphrase of Winston Churchill. We see it on T-shirts worn by the players. The fans wore fake beards to the ballpark this week to show their folly and follicle spirit. The Bost...
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Funny story:  Red Sox on Verge of World (Series) Domination

Red Sox on Verge of World (Series) Domination

The world may be ready for a Red Sox World Series. Yet, the world is always too much with us, according to wordsmith William Wordsworth. The Red Sox have swept a series with the Yankees in September during this strange season on the way to the pos...
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Funny story:  Daniel Nava Plays the Invisible Man in Baseball

Daniel Nava Plays the Invisible Man in Baseball

Injustice seekers are already queuing up to complain about the grave error in judgment that shall befall Daniel Nava before long. Playing for the Red Sox like an all-star may not have its just rewards. He is not even on the All-Star ballot circula...
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Funny story:  Ellsbury Sets Record: Never Injured in Month Ending in "R"

Ellsbury Sets Record: Never Injured in Month Ending in "R"

Red Sox speedster Jacoby Ellsbury stole five bases in a meaningless game in Philadelphia the night before an important series began with the Yankees. Having avoided the appearance of cracked glass over the season so far, Ellsbury now has develope...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Player Injured While Sleeping

Red Sox Player Injured While Sleeping

Red Sox star pitcher Clay Buchholz is having the year of his life, winning every game so far, up to seven. Alas, he will not make a stab at number seven, owing to his mattress. This is disconcerting for Pedro Martinez and the furniture company th...
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Funny story:  Humorist Eats His Words Over Red Sox

Humorist Eats His Words Over Red Sox

If we cut our teeth by chewing broken glass, you can understand how hard it is to eat our own words. And distasteful too. The Red Sox have catapulted back into first place as June is ready to bust out after a washout Memorial Day weekend. Wi...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock & J. Alfred Ellsbury

Red Sox Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock & J. Alfred Ellsbury

T.S. Eliot may have actually had the answer when it came to the conundrum known as Red Sox centerfielder Jacoby Ellsbury. Let us go then when the evening game is spread out against the sky like a base stealer etherized in his slide to second base-...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Suffer from Junk DNA

Red Sox Suffer from Junk DNA

Before you get your knickers in a twist, we will not expose the Red Sox junk this time. Science has just learned that the Boston baseball team has over 98% of useless DNA. Most teams like the Yankees have cut their useless DNA to a minimum, but th...
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Funny story:  A Plague on Fenway Park

A Plague on Fenway Park

If self-immolation were an option, the Red Sox would lead the charge with a lit match. The latest victim of self-destruction hurdled himself headlong into the right field wall in a valiant (and some might say foolhardy) effort. Shane Victorino, al...
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Funny story:  Houston Baseball Comes to Boston

Houston Baseball Comes to Boston

Surprise of all surprises, the Houston Colt .45s have come to Boston in April. We thought interleague play began later in the season. To our shock, we learned that the Houston team is now in the American League, having been drummed out of the Nati...
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Funny story:  Alfredo Aceves Hits the Showers Like Norman Bates

Alfredo Aceves Hits the Showers Like Norman Bates

Alfredo Aceves received a vote of confidence in spring training from the Red Sox. They could have dumped his sorry carcass back in a Florida swamp and left him with marshmallows to feed the gators. No, the Red Sox brought him along, a remnant of t...
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Funny story:  David Ortiz Comes Across as Salty of the Earthy

David Ortiz Comes Across as Salty of the Earthy

With children and dignitaries sitting in attendance, the Red Sox allowed superstar David Ortiz to take the microphone to express his patriotism. A naturalized citizen from the Dominican Republic, Ortiz has become more American than apple pie or Mi...
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Funny story:  Sox Star David Ortiz Felled By Mysterious Illness

Sox Star David Ortiz Felled By Mysterious Illness

Red Sox Manager John Farrell has joined the medical community of Sox managers who make a diagnosis. If you recall, Terry Francona famously declared that his ace pitcher Josh Beckett suffered from the slings and arrows of "intestinal turmoil." T...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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