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Want to be a Sexual Olympian? Try Bed Bull!

It's the ultimate beverage: an energy drink, sports drink, and Viagra-like sex boost in one can. Called Bed Bull, the product is scheduled to be launched this year. The drink is a potent cocktail of caffeine, electrolytes for athletic ability...

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Horse in hospital after being thrown from Lorraine Kelly

Funny story: Horse in hospital after being thrown from Lorraine Kelly

Ned the horse was taken to horse-pital (sorry) last night after falling off TV presenter Lorraine Kelly. Ned and Kelly were filming for a new reality show 'Celebrities On Horses'. Ned explained to the Racing Post "Lorraine came to pick me up from...

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Romney Chooses Red Bull As His Official Caffeine Based Drink Sponsor

Funny story: Romney Chooses Red Bull As His Official Caffeine Based Drink Sponsor

Charleston, South Carolina - The fact that Mitt Romney chose to annoint Red Bull as his official caffeine based drink in this antebellum city is either ironic or reverse Quasimodo. With Spanish moss hanging languidly from ancient oak trees like gree...

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Disillusioned Vettel Quits F1

Funny story: Disillusioned Vettel Quits F1

[Monaco] Reigning World Champion Sebastian Vettel has stunned the Formula 1 community by walking away from the sport saying 'What's the point?'. Touted by many knowledgeable pundits as 'Schumacher but with a sense of humour', Vettel, at just 23 th...

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F1: Red Bull Racing in Banned Substance Probe

Following their stunning 1-2 victory in the Chinese Grand Prix last weekend, the Red Bull F1 team are to be investigated over allegations that they used a performance-enhancing substance. Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel won the rain-soaked race, with...

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Want More Sex? Wear Red

Funny story: Want More Sex? Wear Red

Rochester, NY - Researchers at the University of Rochester have found that wearing red increases sex appeal. It was a red letter day for psychologist Dr Rosie Redfern when she received word that her recent research would be published in the prest...

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Red Arrows To Be Replaced By Red Bull Flyers

Funny story: Red Arrows To Be Replaced By Red Bull Flyers

The Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced that the world-famous Red Arrows aerobatic team will not be representing the elite of British teamwork at the opening of the London Olympics in 2012.

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Red Bull Flugtag Takes new Twist

Yesterday a man attempted the most convincing entry to the Red Bull Flugtag by running across the runway at Heathrow. Detectives called in to arrest the man are working on the theory that he was going to attempt to strap an Airbus 500 onto his back,...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

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