In this short series of recipes we will teach readers how to prepare snacks, lunches and even 5 course dinners quickly and easily. Today we continue the series with instant soup.
1. It is important before you even consider preparing this dish that you research which flavor of instant soup you are going to have. There are many to choose from and I would suggest you carefully set aside three day...
In this short series of recipes we will teach readers how to prepare snacks, lunches and even 5 course dinners quickly and easily. Today we continue the series with scrambled eggs.
1. It is important before you even consider preparing this dish that you seek out the best egg laying chicken or hen you can find. I would suggest spending several days speaking with farmers. Once a chicken or hen...
In this short series of recipes we will teach readers how to prepare snacks, lunches and even 5 course dinners quickly and easily. Today we begin with the toasted cheese sandwich.
1. It is important before you even consider preparing this dish that you seek out the best cheese for the job. I have often felt that not enough importance is placed on cheese selection. I would recommend maybe 3 o...
With corporate quarterly earnings significantly down for multiple manufacturers of canned meat products, some women's groups are declaring a victory after a year of boycott effort.
Targeting some traditional men's favorites like sardines, corned b...
We show the unemployed and minimum wage earning Nottingham residents, just how they can tantalise their epiglottis, economically. Even in the current financial strife, the common riot torn, criminal ridden, muggings galore, Nottingham peoples find themselves in today.
The recipes presented here, were donated by Nottingham unemployed citizens, prisoners, security guards, NHS patients, minimum w...
Nottingham Company Costwise Diet Foods, introduced its new range of Locally produced menu courses, hopefully to be available for Christmas.
The new meals are designed to be the most economical, and nourishing available.
We spoke with the owner,...
Worthing's internationally famous ' Fruits De La Mer' fish restaurant has introduced a sensational new main course this season. A meal that has taken the resort by storm.
"They're queuing down the promenade to eat my Bone-Free Banana Supreme," bo...
My three young girls have just finished eating my patented "MacaDaddy and Cheese." They are all lying on the living room floor, emerging from a lactose-coma. Here's the recipe:
Cook and drain 1 box Ronzoni Smart Taste elbows.
Add 1 stick butter, 1 cup 2% milk.
--Heat until burned and smoking.
--Curse loudly.
--Throw out burned food, f--ked up pot.
Cook and drain a second box of Ronzon...
GRANNY'S RECIPE: It has been a tradition in the Billingsgate family to celebrate St. Patrick's day by quaffing down a pint or two of Guinness, followed by a special dessert that has been passed down from one generation to the next. We family refer to it as Granny's Irish Pudding. From all accounts, this dessert originated in Ireland, and because of the lack of fruit such as peaches and apples, Gra...
Following the last installment of the ever-so infrequent series on 'Best Ways to Use Your Slow Cooker the Best' we can take great delight in providing further recipes to tingle your taste buds.
Slowbread
This is very much like Shortbread, but cooked in a much slower fashion. Using the same ingredients; white sugar, butter, and oatmeal flour (or plain white (wheat) flour if you prefer). This...
Inchcock Chambers - Spoofer, reporter, and decrepit unemployed, uneducated, undisciplined, lonely, incredibly ugly, pot bellied and unrefined elderly miscreant from Nottingham (Highest gun crime in the UK outside of London), would like to present his recipe for his own culinary creation called Putrid Party Political Pie.
He hopes this in depth explanatory recipe will clarify the reason for the...
Twas the mouse before Christmas and all through the night,
spoof writers keyboards seized up in mid-type
cos the men were all sozzled and totally half-baked
while the ladies grew randy and threw out the cake
So while I can still see and somewhat spell
Merry Whatever to all and Bingle Jell - hic
Sssssh....sharing a shecret repice sent by besht fren'- recshipe creator name unknown, thanks...
Butter is a much maligned cooking ingredient. Blamed for many a heart attack it is said to be as dangerous to Western society as the car.
One of the major problems with butter is it tastes so damn good.
This has led nutritionist Kerry Gold to...
Hobo Guacamole - Want to party like the "Rich N Famous" but you're homeless? Well, now you can invite all your friends over for chips and dip with this delicious recipe for Hobo Guacamole.
Ingredients:
1 can of peas
5 packets of mayonnaise
2 packets each of salt & pepper
Mixing directions: smash the peas thoroughly and mix with mayo, add salt & pepper to taste (smashed peas l...
It had been left to collect dust in the attic since 1977, when Grandma Hortense passed away at age 98.6 from hyper-acute acne. And it probably would have remained there had not a family of rodents set up housekeeping in the old box next to it and began carrying out commando raids on the kitchen cupboard.
In desperation, we had initially brought in some help in the form of a gang of feral, merce...
In Louisville, Kentucky Colonel Sanders' handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret, following a terrorist chicken outfit believed...
A 4-year-old Hull girl, who was arrested when she dropped a piece of sausage roll whilst shopping with her mother, has claimed that bakers in the city are using substandard sausagemeat in their rolls...
Now, The best way to make cheese on toast is this.