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Funny story: Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

New York - The last time a full moon occurred on Friday the 13th, in October 2000, Rupert Murdoch was sitting pretty in his NYC NewsCorpse HQ confidently predicting Al 'Weird Al' Gore was just daze away from being elected the next President of the U...
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Funny story: Rossetti's famous 'Pandora' painting a dead ringer for Rebekah Brooks

Rossetti's famous 'Pandora' painting a dead ringer for Rebekah Brooks

Geneva, Switzerland - The pre-Raphaelite master's portrayal of Pandora opening her little box of evil has lain in a fusty Swiss bank vault since 1969 after spooking its superstitious Nooz of da Scrooz-reading owners with its baleful, knowing stare.
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Funny story: Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

London, UK - Jurors in the Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson phone hacking trial heard today how ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair played a blinder with a tried and trusted remedy in the form of a semi-official, Hutton Report-style whitewash. "It work...
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Funny story: 'Nude Redhead' by Dubya the artist to hang in DC Smithsonian

'Nude Redhead' by Dubya the artist to hang in DC Smithsonian

Washington DC - "He's already carved a name for himself as a painter of dogs," one of the curators at the Smithsonian commented this morning hinting at Dubya's portrait of Monica Lewinsky who the ex-President recently caught in oils on canvas. Now...
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Funny story: Patron Saint of Lost Causes feast day for Rebekah Brooks hacking trial start

Patron Saint of Lost Causes feast day for Rebekah Brooks hacking trial start

London, UK - In a spooky nod to the protector of lost causes whose feast day falls on 28th October some British Justice Ministry wag has moved the start date of Rebekah Brooks' NewsCorpse hacking trial to St Jude's Day this Monday. Flame-tressed e...
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Funny story: Prince Boy George to be christened at Predator Chapel Royal, St James's

Prince Boy George to be christened at Predator Chapel Royal, St James's

London - The infant brat will be dunked in the font the day before William's half-sister Rebekah Brooks stands trial at the Old Bailey on hacking and corruption conspiracy charges. Tonight her invite to the Palace's post-christening piss-up lies i...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks and Dave Cameron to arrive on horseback at Blair wedding do

Rebekah Brooks and Dave Cameron to arrive on horseback at Blair wedding do

Wooton Basset - The flame-tressed alleged phone hacker and conspirator in the forthcoming NewsCorpse Old Bailey trial is one of the headline acts invited to Euan Blair's nuptial shindig at Tony and Cherie's country pad tomorrow. Brooks and twin br...
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Funny story: Drone strikes on Syria as NewsCorpse corruption trial promises to hog headlines

Drone strikes on Syria as NewsCorpse corruption trial promises to hog headlines

Washington AC/DC - A strategic dismantling of Bash-Ear Assad's formidable war machine might just do it as shady Rupert Murdoch stuff threatens to eclipse the global agenda when ex-NewsCorpse babe Rebekah Brooks goes on trial. At stake is the disti...
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Funny story: Traces of Cameron found in Brooks

Traces of Cameron found in Brooks

Hot on the heels of the news of horse in beef burgers, horse in crab sticks, horse in sore throat lozenges and horse in lasagne, it now turns out that there are traces of David Cameron in Rebekah Brooks. "We were as shocked as anybody," said lead...
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Funny story: Brooks facing questions over horse meat

Brooks facing questions over horse meat

Former News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks is to be questioned by the police over allegations that she disposed of a former police horse that she borrowed in some beef burgers. The Horse which was ridden by David Cameron while in the...
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Funny story: Royal baby bollocks 'is PR distraction from David Cameron/Rebekah Brooks scam'

Royal baby bollocks 'is PR distraction from David Cameron/Rebekah Brooks scam'

London - A spin doctors' dream cooked up by Illuminati scoundrels is one NATO soothsayer's take on the latest Brit crap. "Nothing like schmoozing the brain-dead masses with a massive dose of phoney royal stuff," Brigadier General Sir Monty Dambust...
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Funny story: Back in the saddle again!

Back in the saddle again!

Seemingly, 'dithering Dave', 'Do-nothing-Dave' or part time Prime Dickhead as he is known in the trade, one Dave Cameron, is no slouch when it comes to 'blanket diddling'. It appears that a number of his texts to News International boss Rebekah Br...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp calls for Snooker to be made Olympic Sport in 2016

Ross Kemp calls for Snooker to be made Olympic Sport in 2016

Former Eastender hardman Ross Kemp (Grant Mitchell in the soap) today called on the Olympic Committee to include snooker in the 2016 Games in Rio, Brazil. In a statement on his website Kemp explained his feelings. "Some people enjoy watching the...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks denies love tryst with Rupert Murdoch

Rebekah Brooks denies love tryst with Rupert Murdoch

Former editor of the News of The World Rebekah Crooks today flatly denied a love tryst with former boss Rupert 'Rumpy Pumpy' Murdoch. The former News International CEO who resigned last year and was arrested 'by appointment' has been in and out of...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks is Brave's Princess Merida

Rebekah Brooks is Brave's Princess Merida

Scotland - The plot of Disney's new movie revolves around a flame-haired female Jeffrey Archer character called Princess Merida according to decrypted casting files. Modelled on ex-NewsCorpse hackette Rebekah Brooks the extraordinarily adept arche...
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Funny story: T. Blair and the Witch Project

T. Blair and the Witch Project

With Tony Blair taking the stand in the Leveson enquiry on Monday morning, many people are expecting him to be questioned about Rebekah Brooks. Tabloid headline writers are sharpening their pencils in a euphemistic way at the prospect of what he migh...
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Funny story: Palmists study Rebekah Brooks' dabs

Palmists study Rebekah Brooks' dabs

London - Forensic chiromancists at the Met's digital fingerprinting division studying the Rebekah Brooks file have issued a statement about her simian crease. "It's a classic indicator of a non-fraternal twin," Professor Sir Moriarty Monkfish comm...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks to be charged with 'perverting the course of Eastenders'

Rebekah Brooks to be charged with 'perverting the course of Eastenders'

More bad news emerged last night for former News of The World and Sun editor Rebekah Brooks when it was leaked that the BBC are to take out a civil prosecution for the attack on her ex-hubby Ross Kemp, who played the actor Grant Mitchell in the flags...
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