Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...
Today a Kansas city Turnpike was the seen of a horrific disaster, as a seen out of Apocalypse Now or some other god awful war scene epic. Highway 635 was held up after a 3pm pile up of massive SUV's and one Toyota Scion. As the survivors were questio...
LONDON - Industry experts have decided that Black is a much worse teen sensation than Bieber.
"At least Bieber had a semblance of talent," said Mark Wright, "his homemade YouTube vids show that. But Black... just came out [of nowhere], and somehow...
Chancellor George Osborne has revealed that he will be axing Fridays after listening to the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
The song has evoked the Chancellor's anger after Ken Clarke showed him the video on YouTube.
After listening to the song...
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