Studies, reports and think tanks have highlighted a worrying trend in the world of popular music. In the last 60 years there has been a 200% decrease in the amount of blind African American singer/songwriters.
What is even more worrying is that...
The blind - and some say dead - pianist Ray Charles has signed terms with Manchester United.
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