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Boston Celtics Name Game

What's in an NBA name for the Boston Celtics? The NBA usually has a better idea to improve the game, but not this time. They want to allow players to put a nickname on the back of their jersey. Obviously this opens up a can of worms. Indeed, so...

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Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

Funny story: Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo said that he will never, ever play for the Miami Heat no matter how much money they offer or how much LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and Ray Allen beg him. Rondo said that one of the reasons is because it would mean th...

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Heat & Celtics Snooze & Stretch in Playoff Preview

A preview of the playoffs between the Celtics and the Heat did not happen on Friday night. Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce did not play as their heels were aching from playing another 18 holes of golf in Miami. That Florida sunshine can sap your ene...

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Red Sox Next on List of Free Agent Turncoats, Just Ask Jacoby Ellsbury

BOSTON TURNSTILE-- Take a number, Jacoby Ellsbury. Next one in the bakery line to leave Boston is the Red Sox representative. In the matter of a year or so, New England sports fans have been shot full of more holes than the proverbial donut at the...

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Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England

Like Ray Allen of the Celtics, Wes Welker of the Patriots took the first stagecoach out of Dodge. Celtics coach Doc Rivers said, "Say it ain't so, Wes." He too saw the parallel of a major star on a successful team choosing to leave town. Ray Al...

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One Good Return and the Spoils of Ray Allen

It's not exactly the return of the Invisible Man. We see him coming. Ray Allen comes back to his haunt of success, the Boston TD Garden and his once-beloved Celtics. Now they are merely a nemesis in green pantaloons. Of course, returns are not...

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Doc Rivers Says 'Boo' to Scare Ray Allen

Doc Rivers of the Boston Celtics dishes out the ball like Rajon Rondo. He ignores Ray Allen. When the late Celtic #20 took his disparaging comments to a Boston media maven named Jackie MacMullen and ranked the Celtics as purely rank, they were fig...

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Boston Celtics Shut Off Phone Service to Ray Allen

Funny story: Boston Celtics Shut Off Phone Service to Ray Allen

When it comes to speed dials and cell phones, the tin can with string will do just fine for Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen. Once the reason Garnett came to Boston to play with the Celtics, Ray Allen jumped ship and swam to Miami over the off-season.

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Allen defers interest in Heat

The sharp shooting guard Ray Allen will have no part in the Miami Heat organization after an overnight visit with the professional basketball team went "fucking terrible." Allen, who won his first NBA championship title with the Boston Celtics, is...

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What's Worse? Lin Leaves NY or Allen Leaves Boston?

New York fans are, of course, feeling that they are entitled to more righteous indignation over Jeremy Lin's departure than Boston fans should have for Ray Allen's flight south. The angst Knicks fans have worked up seems inappropriate for a rookie...

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Two Peas in Pod: Ray Allen and Wes Welker

Only Ray Allen may be able to sympathize with Wes Welker. The Celtics ownership did to Ray what the Patriots ownership did to Wes. Whatever fancy words emanated from the front offices of those two Boston franchises, the truth was neither player...

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Tweets for the Tweet, and Rolled Newspapers for the Stars

The full-page advertisement in Boston newspapers has been the best way for people to communicate when they make their way out of town. This past weekend in July, both Ray Allen (formerly of the Boston Celtics) and Kevin Youkilis (formerly of the B...

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Ray Allen's Revenge Will Be a Cold Dish

Boston fans are always prepared. Today they are preparing for the return of Ray Allen to the TD Garden in a Miami Heat uniform. With the news that Dwyane Wade will need surgical repair and will be out for 8 weeks, it would appear that Ray Allen wi...

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Bromance Blossoms Between Shorty and KG

According to reports and interviews from Celtics principal owner Wyc Grousbeck after the Ray Allen debacle this week, Kevin Garnett came to Boston because he wanted to play with Ray Allen five years earlier. However, he stayed after five years becau...

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Annual Garbo Award Nominees for Boston Athlete of Year

Yes, Boston sports fans, it's that time again: "The Annual Garbo Awards!" Each year we hold a competition to determine which Boston athlete most honored the legend and reputation of film star Greta Garbo, arguably one of the all-time great actress...

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Et Tu, Ray Allen-the Last Honorable Man

Sticking it to the Celtics apparently played into taking less money and taking his talents to South Beach for the Brutus of the Boston. Yes, we refer to the formerly loyal aide-de-camp of Paul Pierce, namely one Ray Allen. What finally brought...

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Ray Allen, Carleton Fisk, Bobby Orr, Johnny Damon, & Benedict Arnold

Boston Celtics fans are joining the betrayed and benighted fans of the Red Sox and Patriots. The Benedict Arnold Syndrome has hit the Green Team. Not since the great Revolutionary War has Boston suffered such a turncoat like British hero Benedict Arn...

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Heatles Gang Wants an Older Brother Named Ray Allen

LeBron James wishes upon a star. On Twitter, the King of magpies expressed his desire for more: now he wants Ray Allen to join his Big Three, making a new Big Four. Not since King Midas wanted more gold than he could ever use has there been an...

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