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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo said that he will never, ever play for the Miami Heat no matter how much money they offer or how much LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and Ray Allen beg him. Rondo said that one of the reasons is because it would mean th...
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Funny story: Heat & Celtics Snooze & Stretch in Playoff Preview

Heat & Celtics Snooze & Stretch in Playoff Preview

A preview of the playoffs between the Celtics and the Heat did not happen on Friday night. Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce did not play as their heels were aching from playing another 18 holes of golf in Miami. That Florida sunshine can sap your ene...
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Funny story: Red Sox Next on List of Free Agent Turncoats, Just Ask Jacoby Ellsbury

Red Sox Next on List of Free Agent Turncoats, Just Ask Jacoby Ellsbury

BOSTON TURNSTILE-- Take a number, Jacoby Ellsbury. Next one in the bakery line to leave Boston is the Red Sox representative. In the matter of a year or so, New England sports fans have been shot full of more holes than the proverbial donut at the...
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Funny story: Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England

Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England

Like Ray Allen of the Celtics, Wes Welker of the Patriots took the first stagecoach out of Dodge. Celtics coach Doc Rivers said, "Say it ain't so, Wes." He too saw the parallel of a major star on a successful team choosing to leave town. Ray Al...
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Funny story: One Good Return and the Spoils of Ray Allen

One Good Return and the Spoils of Ray Allen

It's not exactly the return of the Invisible Man. We see him coming. Ray Allen comes back to his haunt of success, the Boston TD Garden and his once-beloved Celtics. Now they are merely a nemesis in green pantaloons. Of course, returns are not...
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Funny story: Doc Rivers Says 'Boo' to Scare Ray Allen

Doc Rivers Says 'Boo' to Scare Ray Allen

Doc Rivers of the Boston Celtics dishes out the ball like Rajon Rondo. He ignores Ray Allen. When the late Celtic #20 took his disparaging comments to a Boston media maven named Jackie MacMullen and ranked the Celtics as purely rank, they were fig...
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Funny story: Boston Celtics Shut Off Phone Service to Ray Allen

Boston Celtics Shut Off Phone Service to Ray Allen

When it comes to speed dials and cell phones, the tin can with string will do just fine for Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen. Once the reason Garnett came to Boston to play with the Celtics, Ray Allen jumped ship and swam to Miami over the off-season.
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Funny story: Allen defers interest in Heat

Allen defers interest in Heat

The sharp shooting guard Ray Allen will have no part in the Miami Heat organization after an overnight visit with the professional basketball team went "fucking terrible." Allen, who won his first NBA championship title with the Boston Celtics, is...
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Funny story: What's Worse? Lin Leaves NY or Allen Leaves Boston?

What's Worse? Lin Leaves NY or Allen Leaves Boston?

New York fans are, of course, feeling that they are entitled to more righteous indignation over Jeremy Lin's departure than Boston fans should have for Ray Allen's flight south. The angst Knicks fans have worked up seems inappropriate for a rookie...
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Funny story: Two Peas in Pod: Ray Allen and Wes Welker

Two Peas in Pod: Ray Allen and Wes Welker

Only Ray Allen may be able to sympathize with Wes Welker. The Celtics ownership did to Ray what the Patriots ownership did to Wes. Whatever fancy words emanated from the front offices of those two Boston franchises, the truth was neither player...
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Funny story: Tweets for the Tweet, and Rolled Newspapers for the Stars

Tweets for the Tweet, and Rolled Newspapers for the Stars

The full-page advertisement in Boston newspapers has been the best way for people to communicate when they make their way out of town. This past weekend in July, both Ray Allen (formerly of the Boston Celtics) and Kevin Youkilis (formerly of the B...
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Funny story: Ray Allen's Revenge Will Be a Cold Dish

Ray Allen's Revenge Will Be a Cold Dish

Boston fans are always prepared. Today they are preparing for the return of Ray Allen to the TD Garden in a Miami Heat uniform. With the news that Dwyane Wade will need surgical repair and will be out for 8 weeks, it would appear that Ray Allen wi...
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Funny story: Bromance Blossoms Between Shorty and KG

Bromance Blossoms Between Shorty and KG

According to reports and interviews from Celtics principal owner Wyc Grousbeck after the Ray Allen debacle this week, Kevin Garnett came to Boston because he wanted to play with Ray Allen five years earlier. However, he stayed after five years becau...
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Funny story: Annual Garbo Award Nominees for Boston Athlete of Year

Annual Garbo Award Nominees for Boston Athlete of Year

Yes, Boston sports fans, it's that time again: "The Annual Garbo Awards!" Each year we hold a competition to determine which Boston athlete most honored the legend and reputation of film star Greta Garbo, arguably one of the all-time great actress...
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Funny story: Et Tu, Ray Allen-the Last Honorable Man

Et Tu, Ray Allen-the Last Honorable Man

Sticking it to the Celtics apparently played into taking less money and taking his talents to South Beach for the Brutus of the Boston. Yes, we refer to the formerly loyal aide-de-camp of Paul Pierce, namely one Ray Allen. What finally brought...
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Funny story: Ray Allen, Carleton Fisk, Bobby Orr, Johnny Damon, & Benedict Arnold

Ray Allen, Carleton Fisk, Bobby Orr, Johnny Damon, & Benedict Arnold

Boston Celtics fans are joining the betrayed and benighted fans of the Red Sox and Patriots. The Benedict Arnold Syndrome has hit the Green Team. Not since the great Revolutionary War has Boston suffered such a turncoat like British hero Benedict Arn...
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Funny story: Heatles Gang Wants an Older Brother Named Ray Allen

Heatles Gang Wants an Older Brother Named Ray Allen

LeBron James wishes upon a star. On Twitter, the King of magpies expressed his desire for more: now he wants Ray Allen to join his Big Three, making a new Big Four. Not since King Midas wanted more gold than he could ever use has there been an...
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Funny story: Who's the Queen of the Boston Celtics?

Who's the Queen of the Boston Celtics?

When Ray Allen speaks, the world listens. After the recent playoff game, he said the series between Miami and Boston was like a game of chess. Ray then went one move beyond. He said the real strategy hinged on the Queen of each team. Ray said, "Th...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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