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Funny story: Washington DC Overrun By Rats!

Washington DC Overrun By Rats!

When a member of the United States Senate screamed her head off "I just got bit by a rat!" during a speech yesterday, it became obvious to all that the rat problem in Washington DC was totally out of control. Apparently, the Washington shutdown ha...
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Funny story: Jobless rat hits another record

Jobless rat hits another record

An unemployed rat has again caused damage in BBC Radio Gateshead's studio. DJ Ike Anspinnem was getting ready to play an old record by the BoomTown Rats when the jobless rat leapt on to the turn-table and hit the record with its front paws and hea...
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Funny story: A Dog Is NOT Mans Best Friend Claims Inbred Redneck Man

A Dog Is NOT Mans Best Friend Claims Inbred Redneck Man

Good ole' boy Lee Perkins, card carrying member of the NRA and secret cross dresser, claims he is sick and tired of folk telling him that mans best friend is a dog, despite he himself owning several well trained, obedient and loyal canines. "It is...
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Funny story: Rats Laugh If Tickled, But There's More to the Story

Rats Laugh If Tickled, But There's More to the Story

Scientists were quite elated recently with their earthshaking discovery. Spoof reporters, however, have gone behind the scenes to get all the details about the observed connection between tickling and rat laughter. Like the scientists, they used...
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Funny story: Rodent population has soared since Larry the Downing Street cat's arrival

Rodent population has soared since Larry the Downing Street cat's arrival

London - "They may be attracted to the pungent trail of Nick Clegg's er, aftershave," head of No 10 policy research admitted this morning, "you just can't compete with that sort of pong if you're a cat without balls." Reports that the neutered mog...
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Funny story: QPR bit by "rat" Suarez

QPR bit by "rat" Suarez

Neil Warnock has claimed that Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has the most dangerous teeth in the Premier League. "Suarez was like Ken Dodd on acid out there today. His hampsteads never stopped moving and they tore our defence to shreds. Our forwa...
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Funny story: Occupy NY is over and the local rodents are desperately unhappy (or happy)!

Occupy NY is over and the local rodents are desperately unhappy (or happy)!

NY, today: The Occupy NY movement is over as police and security guards cleared the rabble away because it was an eye-sore for the public and they didn't achieve anything anyway. Bankers, brokers and the mega-rich are happy to see those protesting...
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Funny story: Bedtime Stories: A sewer Rat Sings

Bedtime Stories: A sewer Rat Sings

Morris, a rat that lived in the sewers of London, made his way along the shit stained highway of the tunnel he called home. Today was an arduous journey created by the rain that was cascading down the drains at street level. Morris did not want to be late he saw his opportunity and leapt onto a small piece of wood that was rushing by in the murky torrent. With the dexterity of an Aussie surfer...
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Funny story: Man Accused of Living in Squalor

Man Accused of Living in Squalor

Washington, D.C - A local man, residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, has been accused of living in squalor by the city health department and given 30 days to clean up his residence or face condemnation proceedings. The allegations come amid telev...
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Funny story: Downing Street ratcatcher wants to probe Sam Cam pussy

Downing Street ratcatcher wants to probe Sam Cam pussy

London - (Sinking Ship News): Is the seat of government really overrun with vermin spoonfeeding yet more deception to a gullible British public? Today's arrival of a pest control operative saw Downing Street officials' relief at the prospect of tr...
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Funny story: Rat pack in 10 Downing St. discovered, time for some "pussy" says Cameron!

Rat pack in 10 Downing St. discovered, time for some "pussy" says Cameron!

Ever since the rat-catching cat Humphrey died it seems that rats have been creeping their way back into the Primeminister's residence at Nr 10. Under Tony Blairs regime many a rat was discovered (they shall remain nameless) and his successor, Gord...
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Funny story: Judge rules inmate 'bitten on penis by rodent' may sue

Judge rules inmate 'bitten on penis by rodent' may sue

A New York man who says a rat bit his penis during a jail stay may sue county officials, a judge has ruled. Peter Solomon, who said he later had to endure a course of rabies jabs, says jailers knew the ward in which they placed him was infested wi...
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Funny story: Gay rodents in NY jails love biting inmates penis!

Gay rodents in NY jails love biting inmates penis!

The case of a coloured prisoner having his penis bitten by a rodent whilst in the NY slammer called Nassau is causing a sensation in the US. The prisoner, Peter Solomon, claims he was sleeping when a "gay" rodent jumped out of his matress and star...
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Funny story: Britain Is Seriously Effed Off By An Incompetent Self Serving Government

Britain Is Seriously Effed Off By An Incompetent Self Serving Government

Where was the Con-Dem government today when the shit hit the fan? Do Nothing Dave and Nasty Nick retired behind the barricades, as the nation told them that they were basically no better than a bag of shit. As student protesters smashed windows in government buildings, including the Treasury, there was a resounding lack of response from this bunch of completely clueless cunts, who were elect...
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Funny story: Obama Confirms Rats, Claims Ship Seaworthy

Obama Confirms Rats, Claims Ship Seaworthy

It's getting hard to find empty boxes at the White House. A string of resignations among the President's inner circle has fueled speculation that the handwriting on the wall reads "Get out while you still can" and those who are able are taking heed.
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Funny story: Rastafarian Rats Raid Reno

Rastafarian Rats Raid Reno

Sparks, Nevada. Locals always wondered what the Revlon employees did at the factory building next to the old Harrah's Auto collection museum. The building has no windows and the employees, friendly enough, always said they were under contract not...
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Funny story: Rats Taking Over NYC, London Subways, Not Just Political Parties

Rats Taking Over NYC, London Subways, Not Just Political Parties

A new rat study by the combined underground transit systems in New York and London say that the rats are actually taking over the underground and that more must be done. John Denweir of New York Transportation stated that they, like London, have p...
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Funny story: Some People Don't Hate Us, NYC Rats Say

Some People Don't Hate Us, NYC Rats Say

Like their human counterparts, New York City rats are both bold and clever. That was proven this week, when the rats took steps in damage control after there was some press about new ways to handle rodent infestation in the subway. The little creatu...
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