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Funny story: Government declares passion for rations

Government declares passion for rations

In the quest to simplify the morass of tax credits and welfare benefits, the government is to trial a novel cashless scheme, first pioneered in the 1940s. Today a spokesman for the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP, colloquially pronounced 'do...
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Funny story: Belgium introduces jelly rationing

Belgium introduces jelly rationing

As financial crises hit countries around the world, Europe has been particularly hard hit. But little is heard of poor Belgium, its small economy nestling hairily between the driving buttocks of Europe - France and Germany. While Portugal, Greece...
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Funny story: Thumb rationing

Thumb rationing

In these austere times it is no surprise that the UN has decided to introduce thumb rationing. Currently there are not enough thumbs to allow everybody in the world to have two. The average number of thumbs per person is around the 1.999 mark, wit...
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Funny story: New Study Reveals Global Common Sense Shortage

New Study Reveals Global Common Sense Shortage

A study commissioned by the mental health watchdog OFFNUT, has revealed a startling decline in common sense worldwide. Initially seen as a purely American phenomenon, Total Absence of Rational Thought (TART) has spread rapidly throughout Europe and...
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Funny story: Food Rationing - "It's Not All Doom and Gloom" claims Brown

Food Rationing - "It's Not All Doom and Gloom" claims Brown

Gordon Brown has defended Government plans to introduce food rationing in England and Wales, in an effort to avert a national famine. "People should lighten up, it really isn't that bad" he smiled dourly. "During the war, people enjoyed all sorts...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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