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NBC launches NSFW News

Funny story: NBC launches NSFW News

Rock-and-Roll Center, The Big Apple, Baby ---- Due to a variety of factors, including the Internet and a lack of public trust in the media, television news ratings have plummeted in recent years. "I don't want non their fake news," couch potato Im...

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Serial Rater Goes On Bloody One-Star Rampage

SAINT PAUL, MN--In what police have described as "a complete waste of our time," local spoof writer Greg Johnson has reportedly gone on a blood-filled, one-starring rampage, leaving an estimated 17 articles in his wake. "We have no idea why he did...

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'Who were you?' tops TV ratings war

Funny story: 'Who were you?' tops TV ratings war

Ant and Dec's return to the public eye, 'Who were you?' is a ratings smash, and is now the most popular programme in ITV's entire history. In the epoch changing show, people who have been famous come in, and members of the audience have to guess w...

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Condom Heir Persuaded to Guest Star in Desperate Househusbands

Funny story: Condom Heir Persuaded to Guest Star in Desperate Househusbands

Italian condom heir and occasional TV guest star Gino de Genitalia has been persuaded by studio executives to once again appear in long-running drama Desperate Househusbands. Despite woeful reviews of his acting skills, de Genitalia's first three...

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Clegg Copies Obama In Attempt To Boost Ratings

Funny story: Clegg Copies Obama In Attempt To Boost Ratings

In an attempt to boost his flagging popularity, Lib Dem leader has taken a leaf out of Barrack Obama's book by going back to his roots. The US President returned to his ancestors' wig making shop in Moneygall, County Offaly, had a pint of Guinness...

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New "The Spoof" technology pleases porn searchers

Funny story: New "The Spoof" technology pleases porn searchers

The Spoof, the popular on-line satirical newspaper is trialling a unique method for rating the stories. Editor Mark Lowton has employed Page Three glamour model Honey Trapp to pose for stunning pictures in increasing stages of undress (pictured right...

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Spoof Writer Laments, Few People Rating Spoof Stories

Funny story: Spoof Writer Laments, Few People Rating Spoof Stories

Spoof writer NickFun lamented today that fewer people than ever have been rating his stories, even though he thinks he's doing a fine job. I check my statistics almost daily", Fun said. "Every day, even when I don't have a new story, I get at lea...

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GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Funny story: GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Fox Network's successful reality show Election 2008 has drawn harsh fire this week from gay activists.

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Nielsen Ratings to Triple Number of Homes and Announces Application Process

Funny story: Nielsen Ratings to Triple Number of Homes and Announces Application Process

The Neilsen Ratings, television's in house system for determining how many people are watching a particular show, have announced plans for expanding. "We want to triple our family base to get an even more accurate picture of people's te...

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Dan Rather to Katie Couric: Katie, You Ignorant Tart!

With CBS's Evening News, with Katie Couric, facing the lowest ratings since 1987, Dan Rather, former anchor of CBS's Evening News, has been accused of sowing seeds of 'sexists sour grapes' for his criticisms of his ex-bosses for hiring Couric from the light-hearted, tongue in cheek, Today Show as his replacement. Saying, they are mistaken in thinking if they 'dumb it down and t...

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Top 10 Reasons Why...

...CBS Evening News With Katie Couric has the lowest ratings since 1987:...

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Poll numbers not good for Barney and Mss Beazley

Funny story: Poll numbers not good for Barney and Mss Beazley

A recent poll shows approval ratings for President Bush's two Scottish Terriers to be at all-time lows, with Barney tipping the scale at a scant 11.1 percent.

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Grammy Awards Score Ratings Bonanza Among Dead Viewers

Funny story: Grammy Awards Score Ratings Bonanza Among Dead Viewers

According to overnight Nielsen ratings, the 47th annual Grammy Awards telecast on Sunday scored the highest share ever among dead people. A resounding 53 percent of all television sets belonging to dead persons were turned on during the show.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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