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Funny story: 'Who were you?' tops TV ratings war

'Who were you?' tops TV ratings war

Ant and Dec's return to the public eye, 'Who were you?' is a ratings smash, and is now the most popular programme in ITV's entire history. In the epoch changing show, people who have been famous come in, and members of the audience have to guess w...
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Funny story: Condom Heir Persuaded to Guest Star in Desperate Househusbands

Condom Heir Persuaded to Guest Star in Desperate Househusbands

Italian condom heir and occasional TV guest star Gino de Genitalia has been persuaded by studio executives to once again appear in long-running drama Desperate Househusbands. Despite woeful reviews of his acting skills, de Genitalia's first three...
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Funny story: Clegg Copies Obama In Attempt To Boost Ratings

Clegg Copies Obama In Attempt To Boost Ratings

In an attempt to boost his flagging popularity, Lib Dem leader has taken a leaf out of Barrack Obama's book by going back to his roots. The US President returned to his ancestors' wig making shop in Moneygall, County Offaly, had a pint of Guinness...
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Funny story: New "The Spoof" technology pleases porn searchers

New "The Spoof" technology pleases porn searchers

The Spoof, the popular on-line satirical newspaper is trialling a unique method for rating the stories. Editor Mark Lowton has employed Page Three glamour model Honey Trapp to pose for stunning pictures in increasing stages of undress (pictured right...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Laments, Few People Rating Spoof Stories

Spoof Writer Laments, Few People Rating Spoof Stories

Spoof writer NickFun lamented today that fewer people than ever have been rating his stories, even though he thinks he's doing a fine job. I check my statistics almost daily", Fun said. "Every day, even when I don't have a new story, I get at lea...
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Funny story: GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Fox Network's successful reality show Election 2008 has drawn harsh fire this week from gay activists.
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Funny story: Nielsen Ratings to Triple Number of Homes and Announces Application Process

Nielsen Ratings to Triple Number of Homes and Announces Application Process

The Neilsen Ratings, television's in house system for determining how many people are watching a particular show, have announced plans for expanding. "We want to triple our family base to get an even more accurate picture of people's te...
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Funny story: Dan Rather to Katie Couric: Katie, You Ignorant Tart!

Dan Rather to Katie Couric: Katie, You Ignorant Tart!

With CBS's Evening News, with Katie Couric, facing the lowest ratings since 1987, Dan Rather, former anchor of CBS's Evening News, has been accused of sowing seeds of 'sexists sour grapes' for his criticisms of his ex-bosses for hiring Couric from the light-hearted, tongue in cheek, Today Show as his replacement. Saying, they are mistaken in thinking if they 'dumb it down and t...
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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why...

Top 10 Reasons Why...

...CBS Evening News With Katie Couric has the lowest ratings since 1987:...
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Funny story: Poll numbers not good for Barney and Mss Beazley

Poll numbers not good for Barney and Mss Beazley

A recent poll shows approval ratings for President Bush's two Scottish Terriers to be at all-time lows, with Barney tipping the scale at a scant 11.1 percent.
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Funny story: Grammy Awards Score Ratings Bonanza Among Dead Viewers

Grammy Awards Score Ratings Bonanza Among Dead Viewers

According to overnight Nielsen ratings, the 47th annual Grammy Awards telecast on Sunday scored the highest share ever among dead people. A resounding 53 percent of all television sets belonging to dead persons were turned on during the show.
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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