Moscow, Russia President Trump has taken a detour from his Asian trip to visit, as he says, a "friend" of his that lives in Moscow. President Trump would not name the person he was visiting, just telling the press that it was "no big deal."
The body of the infamous monk, preacher, Bay City Roller and adviser to the royalty of Imperial Russia, has been found by archaeologists, it was announced today.
The remains of the so-called "Mad Monk", famed for his role as counsel to the Tsarin...
INorder to publise the addition of Rasputin to the Cabinet, David Cameron has agreed to a request by David Dimbleby to participate in question time in Siberia. The panel will include his good friend Boris Johnson, his not so good friend John Prescott plus special guest Secretary of State Hilary Clinton.
Qustion time was held in the picturesque town of Omsk, Dimbleby welcome the media and the l...
It is official (the Queen has not heard though). Rasputin the well known diladante and black magic artist will join the British Cabinet in the post of Borderland Czar. He will report directly to David Cameron, thereby eliminating any leaks going to...
Grigori Efimovich Rasputin one of the most enigmatic men in modern history is to join the cast of I'm A Celebrity or the next Celeb Big Brother.
Producers are scrambling to bring the misunderstood holy man with strange powers, onto their shitty p...
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