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Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Funny story: Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Hollywood, California - "Except that Randy's way better looking," Mrs Mastro tweeted this evening as the news of Brad Pitt hiring Leonardo DiCaprio sent the price of crude rocketing another $57 a barrel. The Wolf of Wall Street actor will star as...

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'We kicked Donziger's ass good and proper' Chevron tells shareholders meeting

Funny story: 'We kicked Donziger's ass good and proper' Chevron tells shareholders meeting

Midland, Texas - The world famous Rogues Gallery at Midland's Permain Basin Petroleum Museum got a horrible new addition this week as racketeering New York lawyer Steven Donziger was finally inducted into its corruption rankings. Acclaimed by the...

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DC law firm brought to its knees as $475million paycheck becomes $15million fine

Funny story: DC law firm brought to its knees as $475million paycheck becomes $15million fine

Washington DC - A famous Washington law firm that was on a 5% rake-off of a $9.5billion Ecuadorian pollution judgement is licking its wounds tonight after coughing up a $15million settlement to the litigation adversaries it had hoped to fleece. DC...

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Chris Christie's new kick ass lawyer a dead ringer for young Santa Claus

Funny story: Chris Christie's new kick ass lawyer a dead ringer for young Santa Claus

Trenton, Knew Joyzee - "Just pop a white-trimmed red wooly hat on him and the guy's everyone's idea of Father Christmas," a NY Port Authority bridge repair guy said today, "give or take another 15-20 years." This weekend millions of East Coast TV...

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Randy Mastro has just won big oil's Top Gun wings

Funny story: Randy Mastro has just won big oil's Top Gun wings

New York - At $100 million for the Mission Accomplished! full Monty the former mob prosecutor and Rudy Giuliani mayoral aide doesn't exactly come cheap. Today a packed Southern District of New York courtroom heard US Senior District Judge Lewis K...

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Chris Christie hires awesome NYC attorney Randy Mastro

Funny story: Chris Christie hires awesome NYC attorney Randy Mastro

New Jersey - "At five thousand bucks an hour his services don't exactly come cheap," embattled New Jersey Governor Chris Christie admitted today, "about the same rate as my orthodontic surgeon charges for root canals, minus the anaesthetic." Putti...

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Randy Mastro plays hardball with EU over Ecuador pollution racket

Funny story: Randy Mastro plays hardball with EU over Ecuador pollution racket

New York - It could be game, set and match to the lead attorney in Chevron's impending RICO racketeering suit against a ragbag of Ecuadorean pollution scam fraudsters and their corrupt litigation backers. Randy Mastro, hugely successful former mob...

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