Arabian Gulf - Ascended masters of Islam's supernatural branch have described Wednesday night's powerful 'T-Square' in the cardinal signs of Capricorn, Aries and Cancer as a karmic trigger of ancient seismic fault-lines going all the way back to the...
Asia - Monday's Sun/Moon/Mercury/Jupiter conjunction in the sign of Cancer kick starts the annual Holy Month with a classic Muslim Sisterhood-kinda aspect not seen since AD 579 when sexist revisionists ousted the Great Goddess Al-Lat, the preeminent,...
London - Monday's clash between the Sun and Jupiter promises a massive karmic twist the Agency's Iraq Desk number crunching division warned today.
The planets' square angle in 'fixed' signs of Leo and Taurus takes place at 14.41GMT - co-incidental...
London - (Second Coming): Customers at the Alley Barber Hookah Bar & Cafe in Tooting High Street were gobsmacked today.
The goddess's image appeared suddenly and unexpectedly in a plume of exotic tobacco smoke just ahead of closing for the Ra...
Iran - (Shaikh, Rattle & Roll-over): Stargazers monitoring Iranian airspace paths of the annual Perseid meteor shower are gobsmacked.
The cosmic lightshow emanating from the constellation Persia is wreaking havoc with Tuesday's new moon, hera...
A local council has announced moves to close ALL swimming pools for the duration of the Islamic tradition of fasting during Ramadan.
Council leader Duncan Goodhugh said "There is a very real danger that ravenous Muslims will imbibe chlorinated wat...
Washington, DC/ Weight Watchers News Blob(sic) - Holy Shrinking Heinie! Madison Avenue Advertising King, Festus McCrony, announced today the star crossed signing of the walking billboard, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, to be their 'anchor' in...
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