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Funny story: Middle East on karma alert for Ramadan new moon

Middle East on karma alert for Ramadan new moon

Asia - Monday's Sun/Moon/Mercury/Jupiter conjunction in the sign of Cancer kick starts the annual Holy Month with a classic Muslim Sisterhood-kinda aspect not seen since AD 579 when sexist revisionists ousted the Great Goddess Al-Lat, the preeminent,...
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Funny story: CIA warns of numerology shocker for start of Ramadan

CIA warns of numerology shocker for start of Ramadan

London - Monday's clash between the Sun and Jupiter promises a massive karmic twist the Agency's Iraq Desk number crunching division warned today. The planets' square angle in 'fixed' signs of Leo and Taurus takes place at 14.41GMT - co-incidental...
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Funny story: Panic as image of pre-Islamic Arabian goddess Al-Lat manifests in London shisha cafe smoke ring

Panic as image of pre-Islamic Arabian goddess Al-Lat manifests in London shisha cafe smoke ring

London - (Second Coming): Customers at the Alley Barber Hookah Bar & Cafe in Tooting High Street were gobsmacked today. The goddess's image appeared suddenly and unexpectedly in a plume of exotic tobacco smoke just ahead of closing for the Ra...
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Funny story: Ramadan earthquake prediction rattles Iran nuke factories

Ramadan earthquake prediction rattles Iran nuke factories

Iran - (Shaikh, Rattle & Roll-over): Stargazers monitoring Iranian airspace paths of the annual Perseid meteor shower are gobsmacked. The cosmic lightshow emanating from the constellation Persia is wreaking havoc with Tuesday's new moon, hera...
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Funny story: Swimming Pools Set To Close For Ramadan

Swimming Pools Set To Close For Ramadan

A local council has announced moves to close ALL swimming pools for the duration of the Islamic tradition of fasting during Ramadan. Council leader Duncan Goodhugh said "There is a very real danger that ravenous Muslims will imbibe chlorinated wat...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Signs On To Promote Ramadan: "I Lost 65 lbs in September!"

Hillary Clinton Signs On To Promote Ramadan: "I Lost 65 lbs in September!"

Washington, DC/ Weight Watchers News Blob(sic) - Holy Shrinking Heinie! Madison Avenue Advertising King, Festus McCrony, announced today the star crossed signing of the walking billboard, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, to be their 'anchor' in...
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