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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Returns for Another Season

Rajon Rondo Returns for Another Season

BOSTON TD GARDEN, EAST OF EDEN- Boston Celtics media day is always an event filled with superfluous details, except to the trained alchemist eye that knows how to turn dross into gold. Rajon Rondo is back in rare form. He knocked the cockeyed p...
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Funny story: Boston Celtics Name Game

Boston Celtics Name Game

What's in an NBA name for the Boston Celtics? The NBA usually has a better idea to improve the game, but not this time. They want to allow players to put a nickname on the back of their jersey. Obviously this opens up a can of worms. Indeed, so...
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Funny story: Boston's Rajon Rondo Talks About Being The Lone Celtic

Boston's Rajon Rondo Talks About Being The Lone Celtic

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo had surgery to repair a torn ACL the day after Valentine's Day and reports are that he is still not ready to play and will miss the NBA preseason. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily spoke with the Celtics point gua...
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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Could Be Leaving The Boston Celtics To Become A Detroit Piston

Rajon Rondo Could Be Leaving The Boston Celtics To Become A Detroit Piston

DETROIT - The talk started off as a 'maybe' but it has since intensified to a 'probably' as the Detroit Pistons have expressed an interest in acquiring Boston Celtics guard Rajon Rondo. The Pistons are of course well aware that Rondo is still recu...
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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo said that he will never, ever play for the Miami Heat no matter how much money they offer or how much LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and Ray Allen beg him. Rondo said that one of the reasons is because it would mean th...
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Funny story: Boston Celtic's Coach Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett Want To Head West To The L.A. Clippers

Boston Celtic's Coach Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett Want To Head West To The L.A. Clippers

BOSTON - The Boston Celtics have been burning up the phone lines trying to deal Kevin Garnett and Coach Doc Rivers to The Los Angeles Clippers. Both Rivers and Garnett would love to head out West and play in Tinsel Town where the possibility for d...
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Funny story: Celtics Sign Pope Francis as New Point Guard

Celtics Sign Pope Francis as New Point Guard

VATICAN CITY- In a shameless move to win a papal dispensation, the Boston Celtics signed Pope Francis as a replacement for Kevin Garnett. The Celtics don't expect the Pope, who will wear Number One, to walk on water, but they do expect him to perf...
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Funny story: Freaks, Geeks, & Rajon Rondo

Freaks, Geeks, & Rajon Rondo

We've heard tell there is a three-toed sloth out there, but the most amazing creature from the blogosphere is now the legendary six-fingered Rondo. According to various reports, Celtics Rajon Rondo (often thought to have extraterrestrial powers) a...
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Funny story: Blake Griffin & Rajon Rondo Starring in Fantasyland

Blake Griffin & Rajon Rondo Starring in Fantasyland

No sooner was the Boston Celtic playoff season over than the Silly Season began. Let it be noted that we had a slight brain orgasm over the trade rumor that would send Blake Griffin to Boston. We have visions of sugarplum fairies dancing in our he...
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Funny story: Rondo Parked on Bench for Playoffs

Rondo Parked on Bench for Playoffs

Rajon Rondo returned to the Celtics for the first game of the playoffs. Unfortunately, he served as a coach far more than a cheerleader. As Doc Rivers told the assembled multitudes of media, Rondo knew all the Knick plays and could direct traffic...
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Funny story: Rondo Throws Pearls of Wisdom Before Swine

Rondo Throws Pearls of Wisdom Before Swine

When Rajon Rondo speaks, everyone listens-more or less. In his first major interview since tearing his ACL and finding himself out in the cold and out for the season, Rondo spoke to ESPN, knowing his words will be parsed with all the interest...
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Funny story: Rondo Resurrects in Boston

Rondo Resurrects in Boston

Rajon Rondo returned to Boston in time for Easter. No, this was not a resurrection. Rajon was sitting on the bench in a spiffy green and black stripe jersey and dark sports coat. He won't be playing again until end of summer. The final ten gam...
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Funny story: Dwight Howard & Rajon Rondo Up a Tree

Dwight Howard & Rajon Rondo Up a Tree

When we linked Dwight Howard and Rajon Rondo several years ago, we believed they would team up, not pass like ships in the night. We still dispute any trade rumors about the tandem mercurial players. If they played together, any game plan and succ...
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Funny story: Rondo as the Celtics Version of Richard III

Rondo as the Celtics Version of Richard III

With the recent discovery of the 500-year-old bones of Richard III found under a parking lot in England, we have realized that in about 500 years some enterprising archaelogists may find Rajon Rondo's bones under a parking lot near what was once TD B...
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Funny story: Boston Celtics Succumb to the Rondo Virus

Boston Celtics Succumb to the Rondo Virus

A plague on the Celtics' house has commenced. Even with Rajon Rondo out of the picture for the foreseeable future with a torn ACL, his reach extends from beyond the hospital morgue. Rondo has the True Blood, and he has left the team bloodless.
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Funny story: Hold the Rondo, Neat, Straight Up

Hold the Rondo, Neat, Straight Up

The naysayers and doomsday prophets have come home to roost in Boston now that Rajon Rondo is gone for the season. The tide of fan support for Rondo appears to be going out and taking the point guard with it. The Celtics are now without Rondo f...
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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Injured - The Boston Celtics Playoff Hopes Appear To Be Gone With The Wind

Rajon Rondo Injured - The Boston Celtics Playoff Hopes Appear To Be Gone With The Wind

BOSTON - Several sports reporters are saying that Rajon Rondo's injury is yet another example of the Boston Tri-Curses. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that it appears to be a sign of The Curse of The Bambino. He also adde...
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Funny story: Rondo Sings Over the Rainbow After All-Star Election

Rondo Sings Over the Rainbow After All-Star Election

Be he ever so humble, there is no PG like Rajon Rondo. The Celtics star is overwhelmed by smugness after being chosen by fan vote for the All-Star team. In a smarmy self-effacing interview with the media suckups, Rondo expressed how loved he felt...
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