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Funny story: Laos Shows Its Support For The Ukraine By Sending Them A Check For $16,000 [U.S.]

Laos Shows Its Support For The Ukraine By Sending Them A Check For $16,000 [U.S.]

VIENTIANE, Laos - The Ukraine has expressed its sincere gratitude to the tiny country of Laos for donating $16,000 to the cause for freedom. The Laotian government stated that they are in the process of possibly shifting some funds around and they...
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Funny story: 2014 Burning Man Festival Relocates to Craters of the Moon

2014 Burning Man Festival Relocates to Craters of the Moon

ARCO, IDAHO - Burning Man Festival Organizers have announced the location for the 2014 event will not be Nevada's Black Rock Desert, as is usual. "Our Vibe is telling us that we need to acknowledge the Earth's pain," said spokesman Kish Hipscombe,...
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Funny story: U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late last week, In a radical move to assist the Western U.S. in drought alleviation, the federal government issued solicitation for bids for attracting rain and snow clouds. Keenan Rodriguez, a spokesman for the National Oceanic...
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Funny story: 10 Fun Activities To Do When it is Raining Outside

10 Fun Activities To Do When it is Raining Outside

Well, well, things have certainly changed since we published "Fun Activities to do During the California Drought" several days ago. The biggest change, as most people know, is that it has been raining for the past few days! So here are some fun activities to do when it is raining outside: 1. Grab your umbrellas and slickers and sing and and dance to "Singing in the Rain". 2. Gather worms...
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Funny story: Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

FRESNO, CALIFORNIA - 911 emergency phone lines across Central California were jammed early this morning. "People all are reporting the same thing," says June Blankenship, a 911 dispatcher. "There is a strange substance coming out of the sky in...
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Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...
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Funny story: Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

So many Welsh people have left Wales to escape the rain, long place names and speed cameras that the Welsh government is having to train conscripts from Yorkshire and China. Thousands of depressing green anoraks have been imported from India and mis...
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Funny story: Rain Experience breaks in Wales

Rain Experience breaks in Wales

Package "Rain Experience" holidays taking in waterfalls, a male voice choir and the "Miss Sheep 2014" competition are to be advertised by the Welsh Eisteddfod promotion board. If the weather turns dry, tourists will be given a Woolworths voucher for...
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Funny story: Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Why not visit to Iceland in this periods, it is a jolly good time to have doing so, writes Ralf 'Eric' Projbroffir of the Icelandic Tourism Board of Tourism. You may will be having a surprised view of your urgings self to have upstarted it! Faqhur Faquharssen did do, whom having invaded at 896 of in Vjorrskragghvammaey an Iceland island, was so happy to stay where he had good turfing groun...
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Funny story: Rain in Spain falls mainly on the planes

Rain in Spain falls mainly on the planes

Planes crossing through Spanish air space have been found to be the wettest in Europe. Meteorologists and air traffic controllers have been measuring precipitation in the vicinity of planes in recent years, and have observed that most rain in Spai...
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Funny story: Caravan holiday becomes a boating holiday for one Dorking couple

Caravan holiday becomes a boating holiday for one Dorking couple

Selma and Cedric Seeward, a couple from Dorking, took a caravanning holiday to Truro. All was going well, if a bit wet, when the caravan park was hit by six inches of rain in one hour, bursting the banks of the local river. "There was quite a lot of rain," said Selma. "Wasn't there Cedric?" "There was quite a lot of rain," Cedric confirmed. As the pair watched from the caravan window, the...
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Funny story: Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Torrential downpours across the country saw two months' rain fall in 24 hours yesterday. And weather forecasters are warning that heavy showers will return by the end of the week. The rain has caused chaos, with floods hitting various parts of...
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Funny story: Hosepipe bans cause rain

Hosepipe bans cause rain

After studying weather patterns and hosepipe ban data for the past thirty years, professor of homoeopathic meteorology, Derrick Huge, has discovered a correlation between hosepipe bans and subsequent heavy rain. Moreover, he believes he has an explan...
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Funny story: Queen Blamed For Glorious Weather Outbreak

Queen Blamed For Glorious Weather Outbreak

As Britain swelters under cloudless skies and glorious sunshine, Her Majesty the Queen is at the centre of a row over the timing of the heatwave. Retail managers maybe rubbing their hands in delight as supermarkets and garage forecourts throng wit...
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Funny story: Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

As England, Wales and Scotland were battered by wind and rain yesterday and today a weather expert warned that this could be the wettest drought on record. Many water authorities in the south east of England have imposed hosepipe bans as local wat...
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Funny story: Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

From London to Gainsborough, the south and east coasts of Britain have officially been labelled as Drought Stricken by the Met Office, after no rain fell there for three consecutive days. "We had a bit of snow a fortnight ago," said met office spo...
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Funny story: Rod Stewart Latest Victim Of Rock Legal Watchdog

Rod Stewart Latest Victim Of Rock Legal Watchdog

Rock superstar Rod Stewart is the latest musician to find himself in the sites of a litigious music fan - and all because of recent torrential rain. Rod, 66, shot to fame in the 1970's with solo hits like Maggie May and You Wear It Well and as the...
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Funny story: Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

The Met Office has issued a warning of "heavy and persistent rain" across many parts of the country. The alert covers south west Scotland, Lothian, the Scottish Borders, Central, Tayside, Fife and Strathclyde "and loads of other places - you just...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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