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Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal

Funny story: Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal

Wimbledon, London - "Playing on grass is my all-time favourite," World No 102 seed Dustin Brown chuckled as he explained how he'd wiped the floor with Rafael Nadal at Wimbledon's Center Court today. With temperatures soring (sick) into the high 9...

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Rafa's Service Routine May Be Pooh Related, Doctor's Say.

Funny story: Rafa's Service Routine May Be Pooh Related, Doctor's Say.

Madrid, Spain - In sport, amateurs and pro players alike, will often stick with any strange ritual that is working for them, and it certainly doesn't seem like champion tennis star, Rafael Nadal, will be giving up his well-documented little OCD routi...

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Nadal succumbs to same bizarre ritual touching routine that signalled end of Andy Roddick's career

Funny story: Nadal succumbs to same bizarre ritual touching routine that signalled end of Andy Roddick's career

London, UK - Grand Slam legend has it that Roger Federer was always able to scent early victory over Andy Roddick by 'reading' the one-time US Open champ's weird on-court behavioral quirks of constantly tugging on his baseball cap, pulling up the sh...

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'Nadal needs to grow a pear' say Wimbledon soft fruit experts

Funny story: 'Nadal needs to grow a pear' say Wimbledon soft fruit experts

London SW19 - It was hardly all-strawberries-and-cream at Wimbledon today as world fifth seed Rafael Nadal crashed out of the Men's Singles First Round to world number 135 Steve Darcis in a 7-6 (7-4) 7-6 (10-8) 6-4 shocker. Bewildered tennis enthu...

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Rolling Stone's son Lucas Jagger to co-write first song with Paris Jackson

Funny story: Rolling Stone's son Lucas Jagger to co-write first song with Paris Jackson

Los Angeles - A collaboration between two famous rock stars' children is the brainchild of Colombian singer-songwriter Shakira who spotted the pair's talent following a tip from international tennis ace Rafael Nadal. The Grand Slam champ apparentl...

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'Djokovic cheated' with incessant ball bouncing and could be stripped of Grand Slam title

Funny story: 'Djokovic cheated' with incessant ball bouncing and could be stripped of Grand Slam title

London - The mood is grim in SW19 tonight as tennis governing body officials begin studying footage of the Men's Singles Finals win. And reigning champion Rafael Nadal may yet be reinstated as the horrible truth of his Serb victor's delaying tacti...

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Wimbledon Finals: You Have To Laugh, Says Expert

Funny story: Wimbledon Finals: You Have To Laugh, Says Expert

As Britain's annual love affair with lawn tennis came to its usual unrewarded end on Sunday, there were sounds of laughter emanating from SW19. "Oh, I love it," says EIF News & Features sports editor, Thelonious Adidas. "Every year it's the sa...

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Andy Murray fans blame confectionery giant for his Wimbledon tennis bugger-up

Funny story: Andy Murray fans blame confectionery giant for his Wimbledon tennis bugger-up

The untimely exit of UK No 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, from this year's Wimbledon, has been laid at the feet of Bassett's the sweet maker, by fans of the Scottish tennis star. Wilma Scorelift, chair of the Andy Murray supporters club said that t...

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Queen's Reaction To Rafael Nadal's Shorts Routine

Funny story: Queen's Reaction To Rafael Nadal's Shorts Routine

Wimbledon, England: After viewing the first set of Wimbledon's semi-finals between Rafael Nadal and Andrew Murray, the Queen leaned over to her gentleman in waiting seated to her left and was overheard to inquire: Why did Mr. Nadal repeatedly appeare...

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Nadal Gets Bonus Trophy For French Triumph

Funny story: Nadal Gets Bonus Trophy For French Triumph

After winning the French Open Grand Slam title for the 6th time at Roland Garros yesterday, World Number One Rafael Nadal has received a well deserved extra award. The 23 year old Spaniard beat Roger Federer for the 5th time out of 5 occasions, so...

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Pippa Middleton eyes Nadal's awesome ballgame

Funny story: Pippa Middleton eyes Nadal's awesome ballgame

Paris - "You're not supposed to say 'Her Nipples Stood Out Like Perky Ripe Acorns' as Pippa eyed Nadal's thrusting ballgame," a microblogger has warned adoring tennis fans. "It's more like 'Succulent Raspberries In The Summer Sunshine', guys!" ano...

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Ballsy Nadal topples torpid Murray fantasy

Funny story: Ballsy Nadal topples torpid Murray fantasy

London - (Curse of Henman Hill): With Federer slinking off with his tail between his legs and a raft of top seeds flopping in the heat Spanish tennis ace Rafael Nadal is sitting pretty at Wimbledon today. The muscular, testosterone-pumping Spanish...

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Andy Murray Has Fans

Funny story: Andy Murray Has Fans

Scottish Tennis misfit, Andy Murray, has sensationally gained his first actual fans today. The British Number 1, notorious for his surly personality redolent of a whiny teenager, though, has put his new-found surge in popularity down to his charisma.

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Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray

Funny story: Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray

Wimbledon - (Reuterus & Breastfeeding Mess): "It's the sight of those pert, bouncy totems of male enslavement in a see-thru T-shirt I fear most," the No 4 seed's trainer warned today. "There's only so much punishment the lad can take!" The...

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Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Funny story: Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Paris, Illinois - Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal have never shared a lot in common over the years,except for several tense meetings on the hard, grass and clay courts. But recently Paris Hilton stunned the tennis world by once again stating that sh...

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Steamy Nadal vid made me gay says Ricky Martin

Funny story: Steamy Nadal vid made me gay says Ricky Martin

New York - (Men Nudo): "Magnificent body! Gave me goosebumps all night long all over my own stonking pelotas," Martin commented today. Speaking in his fist official interview since coming out on Monday singer Ricky Martin told celebwatch site LA F...

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Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Funny story: Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Athens - (Copycat Mess): International singing star Shakira can breathe a huge sigh of relief. The gorgeous, tanned, naked hunk in Greek pop star's Julia Alexandratou' whirlpool bath video 'definitely isn't Rafael Nadal' according to music industr...

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Rafael Nadal Reveals Four Things He Loves About Shakira

Funny story: Rafael Nadal Reveals Four Things He Loves About Shakira

HONOLULU - Shakira and her new Spanish 'Boy Toy' Rafael Nadal were enjoying a much-needed vacation in the nation's 50th state Nadal was quite tired from his play in the Australian Open and Shakira was quite tired from her 124 mph hour dancing, wig...

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