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Funny story: 'Nadal needs to grow a pear' say Wimbledon soft fruit experts

'Nadal needs to grow a pear' say Wimbledon soft fruit experts

London SW19 - It was hardly all-strawberries-and-cream at Wimbledon today as world fifth seed Rafael Nadal crashed out of the Men's Singles First Round to world number 135 Steve Darcis in a 7-6 (7-4) 7-6 (10-8) 6-4 shocker. Bewildered tennis enthu...
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Funny story: Rolling Stone's son Lucas Jagger to co-write first song with Paris Jackson

Rolling Stone's son Lucas Jagger to co-write first song with Paris Jackson

Los Angeles - A collaboration between two famous rock stars' children is the brainchild of Colombian singer-songwriter Shakira who spotted the pair's talent following a tip from international tennis ace Rafael Nadal. The Grand Slam champ apparentl...
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Funny story: 'Djokovic cheated' with incessant ball bouncing and could be stripped of Grand Slam title

'Djokovic cheated' with incessant ball bouncing and could be stripped of Grand Slam title

London - The mood is grim in SW19 tonight as tennis governing body officials begin studying footage of the Men's Singles Finals win. And reigning champion Rafael Nadal may yet be reinstated as the horrible truth of his Serb victor's delaying tacti...
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Funny story: Wimbledon Finals: You Have To Laugh, Says Expert

Wimbledon Finals: You Have To Laugh, Says Expert

As Britain's annual love affair with lawn tennis came to its usual unrewarded end on Sunday, there were sounds of laughter emanating from SW19. "Oh, I love it," says EIF News & Features sports editor, Thelonious Adidas. "Every year it's the sa...
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Funny story: Andy Murray fans blame confectionery giant for his Wimbledon tennis bugger-up

Andy Murray fans blame confectionery giant for his Wimbledon tennis bugger-up

The untimely exit of UK No 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, from this year's Wimbledon, has been laid at the feet of Bassett's the sweet maker, by fans of the Scottish tennis star. Wilma Scorelift, chair of the Andy Murray supporters club said that t...
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Funny story: Queen's Reaction To Rafael Nadal's Shorts Routine

Queen's Reaction To Rafael Nadal's Shorts Routine

Wimbledon, England: After viewing the first set of Wimbledon's semi-finals between Rafael Nadal and Andrew Murray, the Queen leaned over to her gentleman in waiting seated to her left and was overheard to inquire: Why did Mr. Nadal repeatedly appeare...
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Funny story: Nadal Gets Bonus Trophy For French Triumph

Nadal Gets Bonus Trophy For French Triumph

After winning the French Open Grand Slam title for the 6th time at Roland Garros yesterday, World Number One Rafael Nadal has received a well deserved extra award. The 23 year old Spaniard beat Roger Federer for the 5th time out of 5 occasions, so...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton eyes Nadal's awesome ballgame

Pippa Middleton eyes Nadal's awesome ballgame

Paris - "You're not supposed to say 'Her Nipples Stood Out Like Perky Ripe Acorns' as Pippa eyed Nadal's thrusting ballgame," a microblogger has warned adoring tennis fans. "It's more like 'Succulent Raspberries In The Summer Sunshine', guys!" ano...
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Funny story: Ballsy Nadal topples torpid Murray fantasy

Ballsy Nadal topples torpid Murray fantasy

London - (Curse of Henman Hill): With Federer slinking off with his tail between his legs and a raft of top seeds flopping in the heat Spanish tennis ace Rafael Nadal is sitting pretty at Wimbledon today. The muscular, testosterone-pumping Spanish...
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Funny story: Andy Murray Has Fans

Andy Murray Has Fans

Scottish Tennis misfit, Andy Murray, has sensationally gained his first actual fans today. The British Number 1, notorious for his surly personality redolent of a whiny teenager, though, has put his new-found surge in popularity down to his charisma.
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Funny story: Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray

Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray

Wimbledon - (Reuterus & Breastfeeding Mess): "It's the sight of those pert, bouncy totems of male enslavement in a see-thru T-shirt I fear most," the No 4 seed's trainer warned today. "There's only so much punishment the lad can take!" The...
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Funny story: Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Paris, Illinois - Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal have never shared a lot in common over the years,except for several tense meetings on the hard, grass and clay courts. But recently Paris Hilton stunned the tennis world by once again stating that sh...
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Funny story: Steamy Nadal vid made me gay says Ricky Martin

Steamy Nadal vid made me gay says Ricky Martin

New York - (Men Nudo): "Magnificent body! Gave me goosebumps all night long all over my own stonking pelotas," Martin commented today. Speaking in his fist official interview since coming out on Monday singer Ricky Martin told celebwatch site LA F...
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Funny story: Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Athens - (Copycat Mess): International singing star Shakira can breathe a huge sigh of relief. The gorgeous, tanned, naked hunk in Greek pop star's Julia Alexandratou' whirlpool bath video 'definitely isn't Rafael Nadal' according to music industr...
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Funny story: Rafael Nadal Reveals Four Things He Loves About Shakira

Rafael Nadal Reveals Four Things He Loves About Shakira

HONOLULU - Shakira and her new Spanish 'Boy Toy' Rafael Nadal were enjoying a much-needed vacation in the nation's 50th state Nadal was quite tired from his play in the Australian Open and Shakira was quite tired from her 124 mph hour dancing, wig...
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Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

BARRANQUILLA, Colombia - Shakira, the exotic belly dancing singer who can shake her hips at 124-miles per hour, has revealed that she and her BFF have signed to star in the Chula Vista Motion Picture film The Colombian-Spanish Connection. The moti...
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Funny story: Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

London - (Hawkeye): "Ain't pimping my suntanned grand slam ass for no midget-sized talent like Mrs Ashley Cole," Rafa told reporters today. The macho Spanish athlete was responding to reports that Cheryl flaccid solo career could get a shot in the...
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Funny story: Grand Slam Thank You M'am as Nadal texts Shakira?

Grand Slam Thank You M'am as Nadal texts Shakira?

Blushing Meadows - (Love-All): The "Roses are red but my balls are blue; Haven't slept a wink since I last *****ed you!" SMS text was intercepted by Chinese cyberhackers this morning. Up to a dozen Nadal-at-home pictures were also wiretapped showi...
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