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Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
The First Two Hundred DaysBREAKING NEWS: After No Major Legislative Wins, President Trump Signs an Executive Order Extending the First One Hundred Days to Two Hundred Days
Transylvania Airlines Announces Policy Change"From now on, when flights are overbooked, we will no longer impale surplus passengers beside the airport tarmac," announced company president Vlad Teppish.
Bill O'Reilly and Roger Ailes to Form New NetworkAll women must sign non-disclosure agreements before working for them.
Giant iceberg causes meltdown among global drink companies!A giant iceberg struck the coast of Canada causing a meltdown between global drink giants. Red Bull, Coca Cola, etc, tried but to buy it, but a Scotch whisky giant called it Titanic and won the race!
White House Cleaning Staff Accidentally Flushes Trump Administration"Sometimes it's hard to tell the trash that people want to keep."
"Someone should have left us a note," said unnamed staff member.
Trump Offers to Fight Kim Jong-Un to Settle Conflict"My proxy is ready to go-Vladimir Putin! So, Kimmy Boy, you aren't chicken are you?" tweeted Trump.
United Airlines Now Offers Both a Red-Eye Flight and a Black-Eye FlightThe friendly skies just ain't what they used to be!
Donald and Melania Trump Forgot About Barron and He Was "Home Alone" During Christmas VacationThe worst part was there was only around $102,000 in petty cash in the penthouse!
United Airlines CEO supports employeesAfter his employees demanded officials drag a customer from a plane so an employee could take his seat, the airline's CEO praised them. "They followed our standard operating procedure."
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