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Funny story: Obummer "bummed" about Ferguson

Obummer "bummed" about Ferguson

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In a White House rose garden interview, as he sipped mint juleps and was fanned by "aides," President Barack Obummer lamented the fact that he is "bummed" about the "Ferguson" incident, the shooting of African-American thief...
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Funny story: First Lady Michelle Obama's ongoing food fight to rid American schools of "racist menus"

First Lady Michelle Obama's ongoing food fight to rid American schools of "racist menus"

COMING SOON TO A SCHOOL NEAR YOU - Michelle Obama has banished the pink cookie beloved by millions of red-blooded Americans. According to the First Lady, "the dessert have too many calorie" for children, or, for that matter, the president himself...
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Funny story: United States to Celebrate 'Throwback Thursday' by Reinstituting Segregation for a Day

United States to Celebrate 'Throwback Thursday' by Reinstituting Segregation for a Day

In a recent move to win support of the increasingly racist white population, the U.S. government has decided to celebrate Throwback Thursday by resegregating the American population for a period of 24 hours this Thursday. States have been instruc...
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Funny story: Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

LOS ANGELES, CA - What do you do when your stock is at an all time high? Take the money and run. What if you don't have a buyer? Easy, just say racist comments on an "unauthorized" recording by your mistress, leak that to the press creating media upr...
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Funny story: Malevolent Mascot Maraurdes Mongolian Metropolis

Malevolent Mascot Maraurdes Mongolian Metropolis

Disturbing images are filtering in through the Mongolian social media site, DuckSoup.web Witnesses in one of Ulan Baator's biggest McDonald's "restaurants" have attested to seeing an 8 foot mascot dressed in the Sino-friendly version of Ronald McD...
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Funny story: Charge Of the Martian Brigade

Charge Of the Martian Brigade

Violence has erupted in Nestle Presents New Uganda. Dozens of angry UFO enthusiasts have seized control of the Central Bank proclaiming "Martian Law". Authorities have mobilized the countries' four tanks and half a helicopter in an attempt to def...
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Funny story: Donald Sterling to Join Militia with Cliven Bundy

Donald Sterling to Join Militia with Cliven Bundy

In a surprise move that observers say is unlikely to gain him any support, disgraced Los Angeles Clipper owner Donald Sterling announced today that he is traveling to Nevada to join the militia with embattled rancher Cliven Bundy. Sterling, who m...
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Funny story: NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

Executives emerged from an emergency owners meeting of the National Football League, determined to stay ahead of the pressure to adopt politically correct names, which is non-existent, except where hyped by the media. Some teams are more under th...
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Funny story: Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

In a move experts say was inevitable, Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington Redskins, announced today that the team is changing its name; it will now be known as the Washington "White Devil Who Speaks with Forked Tongue Scalpers" a move cheered...
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Funny story: President Obama Adopts NBA Constitution

President Obama Adopts NBA Constitution

In a bold move signaling his dedication to pushing through his agenda in his remaining time in office, President Obama's Press Secretary announced today the signing of a new Executive Order, dubbed "Governmental Reorganization to Provide Economic Inc...
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Funny story: Donald Sterling condemns North Korea's Obama 'monkey' insult

Donald Sterling condemns North Korea's Obama 'monkey' insult

LOS ANGELES, CA - LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling has condemned descriptions in North Korean state media of President Obama as a "crossbreed" and a "wicked black monkey". Mr. Sterling's spokeswoman, Sno White, said the comments were "ugly and d...
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Funny story: Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Dateline: NEW YORK--Tired of being accused of having stereotypical ideas of women and racial minorities, the gazillionaire Roderick Billington set about spending his vast fortune to perfect his conceptions. "I realized the essence of the problem...
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Funny story: Ripping Out Heart Better Than Lethal Injection

Ripping Out Heart Better Than Lethal Injection

Dr. Joseph Mangele of Yale University, authority of Aztec culture and society, has written a book justifying capital punishment. He argues that when the state murders, in both societies, the ulterior motive is to maintain order and to sustain the pow...
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Funny story: Cliven Bundy Sends Militiamen To Protect Donald Sterling

Cliven Bundy Sends Militiamen To Protect Donald Sterling

As everyone knows, L.A. Clippers owner Donald sterling is the object of national outrage over racist comments. He criticized his girlfriend for posting a picture of her and Magic Johnson on instagram. He also told her not to bring black people to g...
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Funny story: BBC Plans New TV Channel for Senior Citizens and Ukip Supporters

BBC Plans New TV Channel for Senior Citizens and Ukip Supporters

BBC Director-General Tony Hall has announced that under pressure from the Daily Mail and with the rise of Ukip the BBC is to introduce a new TV channel to cater for neo fascists and closet racists. "As a public service the BBC is mandated to refle...
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Funny story: Christians Reenact Crucifixion In Tybee Island

Christians Reenact Crucifixion In Tybee Island

As Christians in the Holy Land are commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus Christ in Good Friday prayers and processions through Jerusalem's Old City, tiny Tybee Island, on the East Coast of Georgia is also carrying out its own reenactment. As tho...
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Funny story: Tybee Island Beefs Up Security To Ruin "Orange Crush"

Tybee Island Beefs Up Security To Ruin "Orange Crush"

The city of Tybee Island's Secret Intelligence Unit has learned via social media that Orange Crush will likely be taking place on April 19. (It was a tweet). Tybee staff and police want to communicate exactly what steps are being taken as a city to...
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Funny story: New Defense For Criminals: "Angry White Man Syndrome"

New Defense For Criminals: "Angry White Man Syndrome"

In a nationally publicized case, a wealthy teen-age boy who killed 4 in an automobile accident was not sentenced to a Texas prison for manslaughter, but given 10 years probation. The most focused upon aspect of the trial was the use of the "affluenz...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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